"Can we please talk Martin? I have so much I need to tell you." Sofia said. She looked like she was searching my face for any sign of what I was thinking.
What I was thinking was that I was damn tired. If I wasn't so beat down I probably could have stopped the flood of emotions that came from seeing her after 5+ years. Her eyes filled up with tears as the look on my face must have betrayed something.
"Sofia, I just got my ass handed to me by an angel I summoned to save your brother. This comes the day after I went toe to toe with the lost prince of Hell and made him my bitch. Four days ago I picked up a necromancer apprentice who is probably more powerful than any force of nature you care to think of. Tomorrow I have to listen to two depositions so I can try to get the latest auto manufacturer out of hot water with the government for faulty air bags. Then I have to be smiling and shaking hands with my employees to hand out their quarterly bonuses while listening to a ton of bad April's fools jokes. After all that, I have what is probably an arcane sniper to track down so I will be able to challenge a top tier wizard to a duel in retaliation for hurting one of my friends. Plus I have to find time to create a world encompassing dweomer device that not only will track down open gates to other planes but shut them down as soon as they open. Did I mention I have to figure out the mathematics of how to power it for eternity? So no. We can't talk because I am going to get some sleep. Besides you said everything you needed to say 5 years ago. Your silence since then has continued to speak for you. If you still want to talk about anything relationship related you have to deal with Xandra. She is handling my emotional baggage these days and she seems to want to stick around. At least so far she hasn't left me hanging in a mall food court."
I really wasn't even angry. I was just spent. I had mud and dirt in streaks from my hair to my boots. Every muscle seemed to ache. I had to take a shower and then get as much sleep as I could. I kissed Chloe on the top of her head and gave Xandra a nice kiss on her delicious lips before I stumbled to my bedroom. I stopped and turned at the doorway.
"It was nice to see you Sofie, you still look damn good." I said as I walked out.
I pushed the button to activate the hot water system and started stripping down. The only clean area on my body was where the boxer briefs kept most of the soil off of me. When the light turned green I stepped into the shower and felt the water from ten shower heads gently start to take all my aches and pains away. As I started washing my hair I was kinda hoping Xandra would come give me a hand. Seeing Sophia again had rocked me on a level I wasn't sure existed anymore. Sophie was "The One" for the longest time. We met as freshman at the University of Michigan. I was a scholarship kid and she was a legacy both for U of M and for the Paladins. After a rocky start we hit it off and were a couple all through college. She was always an idealist and I was always a pragmatist. It made for interesting conversations and discussions but we could always find a common ground in our love. Our love of sex, our love of dogs, and our love of each other. Gwydion was a year behind her and when he joined we were the three musketeers.
I had summoned an avarice demon named Sareth early on when I had money from my parents life insurance that wasn't spent. After one of the most intricate contracts I ever worked up I let him go on the stock market. Putting a demon who epitomised greed into a capitalist utopia like the worldwide stock exchange almost seemed unfair. The contract I had him sign was basically the bare bones rules against any form of illegal trading. I didn't want to get caught after all. By the time I was ready to enter law school I had made my first million. By the time I started my own firm my net worth was just beginning to touch 75 million. When Sareth's contract was up he actually wanted to renegotiate for a longer term of service. Apparently he was having too much fun and gaining quite a bit of power and clout on the lower planes. Who was I to argue? I had bought a monster engagment ring for Sophia and planned to propose to her in the mall food court where we first kissed. Before I could get around to asking her she gave me the four words no man wants to hear. We need to talk.
She dumped me. She had talked to her family about me and they had showed her that she could never be with a summoner of evil beings. She had an opportunity to join the Praetorian Guard, the elite combat division of the Paladins, and she needed to focus on that. It was better if it was a clean break so I shouldn't plan on talking to her and would I please make it easier on both of us by avoiding her as much as possible for the rest of our collegiate careers. The only serious fight I ever heard Gwydion and Sofia get into was about whether he should continue to be my friend or not. She tried to convince him that I was going to go bad eventually and that if they were both in the Guard they would probably be sent to hunt me down. That is when Gwydion showed me what a straight up guy he was. He refused the invitation to join the Praetorians and went his own way within the Paladin ranks. It took a while but it actually worked out better for him. His current non status gave him a huge amount of leeway and his unofficial trouble shooter gig gave him a dangerous reputation within the Paladins. He managed to pull off things that other Paladins were unable or unwilling to do and still kept a decent moral compass. Of course, it helped that he had a friend who lived in the various shades of grey. Gwydion was one of the the three beings on this plane that I would truly be afraid of facing in a fight. Four now that Chloe was coming into her own.
The hot shower was doing wonders for my sore body but was also making me so damn sleepy. I realized I had dozed off when my head hit the tiled wall. Now that I was clean it was time for bed. Maybe Xandra would be there warming it up. No such luck. As I rolled into the warm bed I had just enough mental energy to worry about my current and ex girlfriend comparing notes. Then I was asleep.
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I came around slowly with my arm around a warm body tucked close to me. I woke up and started rubbing a shoulder when I realized that this felt different. For one thing Xandra never snored. For another thing Xandra never wore pajamas to bed. I carefully opened my eyes and saw the small form of Chloe curled into the fetal position under my arm. She was drooling on my chest. She looked like she could have been fourteen instead of eighteen. I didn't even fight the paternal feelings I felt for her. I wrapped her in a big hug and made a promise to myself that if anyone hurt this little girl I would literally rain down the fires of hell upon them. She looked up at me with those big brown eyes and said those despicable words.
"We need to talk."
She sat up on the edge of the bed and stretched like a cat. No doubt about it my little girl had the body to attract a lot of attention. I was seriously considering Xandra's earlier offer of a shotgun.
"What do I do about Gwydion?" She asked.
My blank face must have not have been a good enough answer. I was still shaking the cobwebs out of my head. Why do I get so emotional in the morning?
"You said it yesterday, I am in love with him. He is old yeah but he is in great shape, he is super nice, super cute, and super strong. I held his soul in my hands Martin. Now that I realize what it is, I see how so many people are corrupt and dirty. Even good guys like you. Gwydion is fresh and clean. Plus I think I did something to him because I have a special place in my head now where i can feel what he thinking. Not words, more like a general ..... Feeling." She continued
Well now I knew I was an old man with a corrupt and dirty soul. Things I already knew for sure but it still kinda hurt hearing it put so plainly. Ok time to shut this down. I am not going to encourage her to come to me for relationship advice.