Once upon a time there was a Genuinely Naughty, Tenderly Sneaky, Intensely Persistent, Totally Non-Creepy Stalker. His name was Dill. Or Tom. Depending on who was asking.
One day, while he was on HotOrWhat? trolling for pretty women to stalk, he came across a picture of Princess Ginger. Then he came again. And then he clicked Yes, to indicate that he would like to meet her.
As luck would have it, and as we all know, Princess Ginger clicked Yes too, or else this would be a very, very short story which would hardly be worth telling at all.
Naturally, Tom and Princess Ginger struck up a conversation, and before you can say "Peter Johnson has a throbbing hard boner," Princess Ginger invited Tom to her Yeehah! site so that they could IM while conversing.
Now, Princess Ginger, being a pure and innocent beauty (though delightfully experienced in any number of sensual flesh-pleasing techniques) wasted no time in inviting Tom to watch her on her web cam.
Princess Ginger was disappointed that Tom didn't have a web cam, too, but of course, as has previously been mentioned, Tom was a Genuinely Naughty, Tenderly Sneaky, Intensely Persistent, Totally Non-Creepy Stalker. And let's face it, even Non-Creepy Stalkers have to maintain at least a modicum of stalker-esque anonymity. It's in the Stalker Handbook. Chapter One, in fact.