Author's note: Hey, remember when a certain superheroine (whose former alias rhymes with Diss Barbell) wore a simple mask and a swimsuit-like costume? I miss that sexy costume so here's a homage slash parody to that character. Warning: Contains hardcore non-consensual sex.
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The Stupendous Silver Stunner
Issue 1: The Warehouse of Woe
Inside a warehouse in an undisclosed area of Bausom City.
"Nyah! Hurry up, boys! We got to bring those new weapons to HQ before the coppers get here! Nyah!" Boss Beetle, a beetle-headed mutant crimelord dressed in a business suit, ordered members of his gang. The high-tech military grade weapons they stole were powerful enough to take down superpeople. Once they start using those weapons, the Beetle Boys would become unstoppable.
"Not so fast, Boss Beetle!" A female voice called out. Crashing though the rusty metal roof was a statuesque woman in a silver swimsuit with a sash. Her face was concealed with a simple silver mask. She made an awesome superhero landing which was so forceful it created a small crater on the concrete floor. She stood up with arms akimbo and her long gorgeous blonde hair billowed dramatically. Just like in the movies.
"Silver Stunner!" Boss Beetle exclaimed in surprise.
Yes! It was the stupendous Silver Stunner! Real name: Carla Danza! Age: 23! Measurements: Uh, actually it really depends on the artist but her bust was consistently drawn as a very large G cup American size. Anyway, she had come to stop Boss Beetle's nefarious plan!
"Your plan to use those new weapons ends here! Surrender or be, uh, stunned! Argh, that last line sucked. Anyway, just give it up!" Silver Stunner said.
"Never, ya floozy! Boys! Shoot the dumb dame with our new toys! Nyah!"
Boss Beetle's henchmen sprung into action. They used their new weapons to take down the sexy superheroine. However, their armor-piercing bullets simply didn't even pierce Silver' skin. The superheroine threw her fists and knocked out a few of the henchmen.
Suddenly, a powerful laser beam was shot out. It was Boss Beetle who made that shot with a laser cannon, one of the most powerful weapons they stole. "Aaaaaah!!!" Silver Stunner screamed as the beam hit her back. She fell to the floor unconscious.
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One year ago...