[Narrator]: So then I was like, "Hey you fucking idiots, if you didn't like the goddamn cheeseburger, why'd you eat the entire fucking thing? And wouldn't you know that..." Huh? What? Oh, shit, I'm doing this narration thing again? You know, I really don't get paid enough for this bullshit. But, a man's gotta put food on the table and pay for his niece's Victoria's Secret lingerie for later at night, am I right? Anyways, uh, okay. As we last found Lenore in the second installment of this Godawful, barely proofread series, she had just been fucked silly by her entire roster of male relatives and had a 3-foot long, 26-inch circumference dildo shoved into her 18-year old pussy that somehow didn't kill her which apparently partially makes this a fantasy collection. So, expect more of that later on. A lot more. There's gonna be some weird shit for you sick fucks in this thing, so hang around if you're into that. But, yeah, an emo-er, goth?--definitely emo chick named Lenore has recovered from that experience and is on her way walking to school when dark, mysterious clouds begin to pass overhead...
Lenore was walking down the street when suddenly, an ominous, heavy breeze swept through, lifting her miniskirt up for one of the town degenerates to see as they drove by. This time, it was someone who actually hadn't seen Lenore's pretty, fat, pale ass in person. They honked at her, distracting her enough so that she dropped the hentai-filled manga she was reading, another breeze ripping it out of her hands. "Fuck," she muttered, walking over to the book to pick it up. A few steps away, the sky began to rumble, but it didn't sound like thunder. No thunder she'd ever heard, that is. It almost sounded as if the rumbling were some mystic, sinister utterings from the mouth of some ethereal being above her in the sky. Goosebumps rose on her skin and her heart skipped a beat. Then, a deep, black vortex opened up in the clouds, the wind kicking up into a sort of funnel that pulled the sticks, leaves and debris from the ground, creating a cyclone. Lenore, panicked, went to dive for her book but was blinded by a bright flash or red light, energy like a bolt of lightning cracking down and striking its pages.
Lenore watched in amazement as the pages began to flutter, its images swirling into the same vortex that was in the sky. The covers slammed shut on the ground, the pages melting away into a rift that began to sprout upwards and empty into the streets with a blood-red aura spreading out like a fog. Lenore took a step back, a chill running down her spine. She turned and began to run, but from the rift shot a long, diabolical tentacle that snaked through the air. As if it were tasked with hunting her down, it pointed in her direction and shot out. Before she could hit her full stride, the tentacle grabbed her by her ankle and knocked her to the ground. It pulled, infinitely stronger than her. She felt as if she were some sort of doll in the hands of a fully grown man. "Oh shit!" Lenore was pulled backwards into the rift where blackness consumed her consciousness as she entered another plane of existence.
"What the fuck," Lenore moaned, her body aching from what felt like a big fall. She opened her eyes and saw that she'd been transported to some dark, dingy cell. It was small, just big enough to accommodate her body that had been lying in the fetal position. Beyond the bars of the cell were large, black marble walls that seemed to stretch into a bleak void above. The only light came from torches that were hanging from the walls about ten feet up, each spread the same distance apart.
It was quiet, and cold. She lay in dirt that felt as if it'd known the bodies of many others, just like her. The setting felt familiar. She'd never been here. Hell, she'd never left her small, shitty hometown. But, she felt as if she'd seen this place somehow. The cell door before her had a latch on the outside that was kept in place by a rusty bolt. "Ah," she groaned, lifting her arm up from an awkward position, trying to fit it through the bars. Eventually, she managed to twirl her fingers so that the end of the metal was precariously jostling at her fingertips. Lenore strained, gaining just enough leverage to daintily grasp it in three fingers, gradually pulling it out enough so that she could relax a bit. She adjusted herself again and more comfortably removed the bolt the rest of the way, letting it hit the stone floor with a loud
clang
that reverberated through the hall before her. She pushed the cell door open and crawled out, getting to her feet as she scanned her surroundings.
Then, it hit her. This was the labyrinth from the manga series she read. She remembered being dragged into some ethereal portal by a tendril, but she couldn't wrap her head around any of it. There was no way this was real, but, as she took it in, it was beginning to look like it couldn't be anything else.
"This is... not great," Lenore said after a few minutes of walking around. She'd already taken a few turns through the stony maze and was now convinced she was inside of her manga which was in actuality, more of an illustrated japanese pornographic comic. Not sure what to do, she reluctantly set out to find the exit. However, beyond any corner was the potential for catastrophe. Then, in what was a huge moment of relief, she turned a corner to find a long stretch of a corridor that apparently led to a large pair of wooden, double doors that she identified as the way out in her manga. Usually, though, finding the exit was never that easy. Nervousness set in as she quickened her pace, almost as if she believed her way out could be stolen from her in the blink of an eye.
She got a few dozen feet down the corridor when it became apparent that not all was as it seemed, stopping in her tracks as what appeared to be the remaining length of the corridor was... indescribably still. Slowly, she approached and groaned as her head smacked into an unmoving, stone wall.
"You gotta be fucking kidding me," Lenore said, realizing that corridor was actually a well-made mural that existed to serve as an optical illusion. However, as she examined the wall, she realized that the large (now realized to be much smaller) wooden doors were real. They were inset in the wall at about the height of her chest. While they were far too small for her to crawl through, there was a chance they held something of value. Without a second thought, she jimmied a slender finger in between the door and the wall and pried it open. It took opening the door just a half inch before both sides flung open with terrifying force. Lenore fell back, cushioned by her thick, young ass and came face-to-eye with something lurking within the hole. The large, glowing yellow eye darted back and forth, enveloped in utter darkness. It quickly set its gaze on Lenore and its pupil dilated, the eye narrowing as if it were targeting her. Lenore got to her feet and turned to run, but again, was ensnared by her leg.
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