The Slave World Abductions
A Fanfiction
Part Eight: One
by The Preve
Based upon characters and concepts created by Roxy Rex.
The author wishes to express his deepest thanks to Roxy Rex for his permission in writing this story.
The Red Horde Federation: Main Camp, High Plains of Golan, Svartalfheim
Haggath Skullsplitter, acting Hetman of the Red Horde, sat in the main tent, nursing his mead. He was drunk out of his extremely thick skull, but it didn't matter.
The mead was the strongest, most toxic, vintage in a generation, distilled from the honey of Red Mountain bloodbees, but it didn't matter.
What mattered was revenge . . . and murder.
Thoughts of murder were par for the course in the Red Horde. It took a powerful leader, and an equally powerful council, to keep those thoughts from turning into action. Blood feuds were all right and good but too much of that thing interfered with unit cohesion.
The Red Horde couldn't be too disorganized a rabble. A marauding horde couldn't effectively plunder, rape, and massacre under those circumstances.
As it stood, Haggath's thoughts of revenge weren't directed towards his ax brothers and sisters in the Horde, but at the worthless shits who'd gulled them, brought them ruin, and made the Horde laughing stocks of the entire Orc race.
The irony of it all was the whole affair began as the greatest stroke of luck ever to fall into the Horde's clutches.
"If ever I see that worthless elf-loving goblin again, I'll spit roast him and feed his corpse to the hogs."
Haggath would eat the venal little "Muck Muck" but cooked goblin tasted horrible. They were good for hogfeed though.
Rathgar Bonebreaker staggered into the tent, fear and despair etched on his face. It was that bad for the Horde. That . . . that . . . thing in the pleasure tent could do what the best armies in Svartalfheim found impossible . . .
"She's . . . she's . . . asking for Bonecruncher," Rathgar gulped. "He's raiding (cowering) in the swamp fells (fifty leagues away, and probably farther). What are we going to do?"
"Send her Khargan (the Assreamer). Maybe she'll go for anal this time."
"Khargan's cock hasn't recovered from the last session, and he swore to castrate himself before dipping into that again."
Rathgar's words drove home the depth of the shit pool the Red Horde found itself wallowing. Khargan was the fiercest, rapiest, must brutal of the savage Orcs of the Plains. Now he was in a tent, cradling his limp cock, and drained balls, sobbing like a weakling elf child.
"What about the arson squad?" asked Haggath.
"They left. Rumor says they're going to offer their services to the Duchess of Felldis."
"Fenris balls!" cursed Haggath. If the Duchess was preferable to . . . to . . . The Bitchslut, as the Horde named her . . . Yeah, it was that bad.
"We're fucked. Ivar (the Spineripper, and previous acting Hetman) is still abed, Otto (Thruspike, and current Hetman) is on 'hiatus', and the other clans' still got us under quarantine."
"There's the Scourers and the Slavers," Rathgar suggested. "The Scourers were the first. They should be mostly recovered by now, and the Slaver squad . . . weren't they the ones who put us in this shit?"
Haggath thought,
Yeah . . . yeah. They were in tight with Red Mountain. They were the ones who made that deal with Muck Muck. Convinced us to buy that bitch.
"Yeah, go and get some boys who can still fight, then go to the slavers and give 'em an ultimatum: if they don't want a hoist on sharpened stakes at dawn, they'll service the Bitchslut. They got us into this fuck, so they have to sort this fuckfest out."
Rathgar grinned, "I'm on it. Goblin fuckers deserve what's coming."
Rathgar left, and Haggath went back to nursing his mead. He growled, frustrated. He'd appreciate the irony of the whole deal, had he been more intellectual. Buying an item that seemed a good bargain at the start, now turned into a white elephant, and all because it gave the Horde precisely what they wanted: sex, sex, and more sex.
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"She's an exotic," Muck Muck said. "1250 gold sovereigns. Fairly cheap. A good bargain. Looks, stamina, wide pussy and bunghole, elastic; can take it deep in both ends, especially the big, thick ones, or several at once. Also able to take a large amount of punishment. She sailed through dungeon orientation and tryouts. I suspect she might have had experience on her home realm. She's a bit haughty; she'll require some breaking. The dungeons couldn't do it. Probably why she's so cheap. It's a steal."
Haggath glared at Muck Muck. The worthless little goblin wasn't lying, but he wasn't being straight either. A slave with that resume would fetch a higher price, normally.
Something smells here. The Taurus cows want rid of her for a reason.
Haggath and the Slavers, and the Hetman, were in the auction and sales quarter of the Ninth. The Slavers were sold on Muck Muck's gab. The Hetman looked convinced as well, at least by the Slavers.
Haggath turned toward the slave. Yes, she was extremely comely. Short, glossy hair like darkwood, pale golden skin, almond-shaped eyes, curvy body with good breeding potential.
Exotic,
he snorted,
Code for closed realm. Probably why the cows want rid of her, before the Lighters come callin'.
He could see the need for breaking. She stood on the block, not cowering like so many of the light elves, or open realm humans. Her look was haughty outrage, or anger, like an insulted dark elf noble.
This one is going to take some work.
Still, something, a raider's instinct maybe, told him the slave was going to be trouble.
The Hetman beckoned Haggath forward. Haggath's duty was acting treasurer. He handed the gold sack to the Hetman.
Otto opened the sack and counted out 1250. The fact he could count was one reason for his position as Hetman, albeit he counted slowly.
The money exchanged, with an extra cut for the Slavers, the orcs went to their new acquisition, to examine the goods.
The first thing Haggath noted was near shocking, even for orcs (and orcs are very rarely shocked).
Bloody balls! She's staring at us!
Not just simply staring, glaring. Most Slaveworlders, slaves, and the rare, knowledgeable, visitor knew not to stare at orcs . . . not directly, and certainly not glare with a look of contempt. Such an act was an express ferryman fee to Hades, after a serious pummeling, gutting, and/or beheading.
The bitch has a death wish obviously. She's daring us to do it.
The others thought the same as Haggath. One, a Slaver, stalked to the slave and raised his fist. Otto stopped him.
"Halt Gorer," he growled, "We didn't just waste 1250 sovereigns just to break its neck. She's camp entertainment, maybe breed stock. We'll spit roast her and, when she's outlived her usefulness, spit roast her."