A Fanfiction
Based upon characters and concepts created by Roxy Rex
The Author wishes to convey his thanks to Roxy Rex for his permission in writing this story.
Case #32
Maria Torres was a woman used to getting what she wanted. She expected the best, demanded the best, and if some poor soul couldn't deliver, God help him... or her.
Maria's high standards came from her parents. "You deserve the best this great country has to offer," her father said with his Latino-Filipino grit. "And if they try to keep it from you, grab it from them and never let go," added her mother, with her Seoul-raised lilt.
Lessons Maria took to heart, through Harvard, and up the ladder to CFO, Barker and Bernstein Capital.
At the time of her disappearance, Maria was in the underground garage of BBC, set to undertake a business trip. Little did Maria realize her trip would take a very wide detour.
"You better hope I'm on a different planet if that report isn't done by Monday!" she yelled on her iPhone.
Maria's displeasure stemmed from a lowly minion neglecting to write the investment report for the previous quarter.
"Goddammit!" her purse dropped. She knelt to pick it up, too busy cussing out her minion to notice the lights dim. When she heard the footsteps, she turned. Someone was coming from the dark; more than someone. "Who the fuck are you?" she asked. They were the last words she spoke on this world.
From the personal files of Maxwell Grant:
Chicago, April 30, 20...
I enjoy the fallow periods. They occur often in my profession, especially my area of expertise. Sure I'm not making any money. I have enough to get by. These down times let me focus on my research. Sometimes my main job gives me something to do.
The one big thing I learned from the profession was to expect overlap. Usually it was brief: someone from The Life interacting with the mundane, or some object causing mischief. That April day, I didn't expect to snag a case with a big overlap, the trouble it would cause, and the trouble it would give me to fix it. I'm not a seer.
It was one of those April mornings where the storms came off the lakes like God's own tsunami. I was in my office, sipping Earl Grey, researching Northwest cryptid stories, looking for matches with recent drug seizures in that area.
I thought it a good distraction from a looming problem regarding my secretary. He'd turned in his notice, sadly, the first of the month. He was set to leave in a couple of weeks.
Not surprising. He'd finished graduate school, gotten his masters, and was set to marry his boyfriend end of summer.
Yeah, I know. P.I.'s don't have gay secretaries. They have secretaries named Shirley or Mabel, who speak with Brooklyn accents, chew gum, and spend half their time painting their nails. Secretaries are not aspiring sociologists and Boston Brahmins named Charles Cedric, and they don't work for black P.I.'s named Max.
Charles Cedric Adams (from the Adams family that included two presidents) was more than a secretary. He was a good friend, a great sideman, and an excellent backup. We had some adventures. Plus, his organizational skills were masterworks. If not for him my business would be chaos.
I was happy for him, don't be mistaken, but he'd be greatly missed.
My intercom buzzed. "Yellow," I answered.
"Max, we got a couple of walk ins. They want to see you."
"How's the schedule?"
"Clear. We can take them."
"They legit?"
"Looks that way. They're married and middle aged. Their daughters are missing."
"Sigh! Show them in."
A good P.I has to be careful. A reputation like mine draws customers. Some of them are crackpots. I have to be more careful than most. My specific expertise draws more peculiars than the others.
I keep a very discreet and low profile, and people usually choose me as a last resort, the last resort. My reputation, unfortunately, got out awhile back. I have to deal with the fallout: religious nuts who think I'm some kind of demon worshiper, and either need to be converted, exorcised, or burned at the stake (really, the guy in question's in the state hospital, classified as a schizophrenic. Plus, I've dealt with demons, just not the way people think).
Devil worshipers who think I'm one of them and try to recruit me into whatever coven they have going at the moment (if they'd ever seen a real demon, I'd be surprised, but then, if they'd seen one, they wouldn't be talking to me 'cause they'd be dead... or wishing they were... or not, given what those things do to their souls afterwards).
Fanboys and/or girls who either want me to take them on as apprentices, or join me in "My crusade to take on the forces of darkness," (their words, not mine).
Pranksters, who think they can embarrass the "World Famous Psychic Detective" (I don't advertise psychic abilities).
It's not just crackpots. I get Weekly World News types clamoring for interviews, and inventing them when I don't cooperate. The debunkers, professional or reporters, trying to expose my "scam", taking advantage of desperate families with claims of psychic abilities (once again, I never make such claims. I advertise myself as an investigator of unusual cases).
Finally, there's the CPD, who think the same as the reporters but are never able to find anything criminal (doesn't stop them trying though, or bringing me in as a consultant [discreetly] when they run into something their methods can't handle).
A lot of these types ( the "clever" ones anyway) use various ploys to gain access. The couple in my office wouldn't be the first to pose as married and desperate parents.
They were middle-aged and didn't seem the usual batch I get: well fed suburbanites with Dad bods and Mama hips, or stocky working class types, or the occasional redneck.
The man was slender, dark-haired, graying on the temples, with glasses, and dressed in a tweed jacket. The look on his face was intense skepticism, and maybe a little contempt. The aura he emitted was not racial hostility, probably aimed more at my profession.
The woman was also slim and dressed in tweeds, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. Her look was more desperate than her husband, but skeptical.
I knew from the suits the couple were academics, on the high end, not just teachers. I also figured this visit was probably her idea; a desperate Hail Mary for a couple used to logical, rational approaches to coping with the world's surprises.
Their vibes were not crackpots or fans, debunkers maybe. I got to the introductions.
"Hello, I'm Maxwell Grant and you are...?" I held out my hand. The man didn't take it. His wife did.
"Saul Rosenberg, PhD, Physics, um, Twin Cities."
"Martha Rosenberg, PhD, Literature, same University."
So I had two professors, both doctorate holders, from one of the powerhouse universities, requesting my services. They must really be desperate. I sat down at my desk.