"Come, slave--today it is time for you to see a few things."
I tug on your chain and you bow to me. Your hand reaches out, raises my flaccid penis and you kiss it as a sign of your obedience to me. Then you look up at me, your eyes wide with curiosity. "Master, your humble and most unworthy servant desires to know where she will be going."
I smile to myself at the way you've learned to address me in order to correctly answer a question. "You'll find out soon enough," I answer. "Now, help me dress and let us be off."
"Yes, master."
You help me into my kilt of purple, my white shirt and purple vest. You place my scarlet haggis around my waist and clip it behind me. Then you slide my calf-high boots onto my feet. I stamp down into them. A billowing black cape and a white kaffiyeh around my head completes my outfit. I take my Rod of Correction under my arm, pull your chain and head for the door.
"Master--my clothes--?" you begin to say.
I whirl and give you a sharp heavy rap with the rod on your naked backside. You yelp with pain and I land another sharp swat.
"You need no clothes, slave. That is why you are a slave. Pray I do not have to chastise you in public for unseemly words or actions."
Your eyes are moist with tears. "Yes, master. Forgive me--I was not thinking properly."
"All right. Then, let's go."
My homestead isn't far from the village of Qadim, but the road is quite dusty, and by the time we reach the edge of the village my boots are dirty.
"My boots--clean them."