"So, you're a real-life wizard then?" Sophia said, staring out the hole in the wall of my office.
"Yup."
"Fu-uck."
I glanced over her. I knew how she felt. I remembered the first time I saw magic being done. It's a world-altering moment for anyone.
"I would offer you a drink, but it seems I accidentally blew up my drink collection."
"That's okay," Sophia said, her eyes still on the horizon.
There were sirens in the distance. I sighed. There would be a lot of explaining to do. Hopefully only one cop car turned up. Mind wiping more than two cops at a time took its toll and I was dead tired.
We sat in silence for a while and watched a large harvesting machine run slowly over the field bringing in the harvest. The smell of wheat lay thick in the air.
"I think the police are coming," Sophia said, not moving her eyes from the horizon.
I got up and went out to the road. The police car pulled up a few meters away from me. Thankfully I only saw the one. The officers got out and I walked up to greet them. Good thing that Sophia had made me aware of my misplaced nose, otherwise this could have been a very awkward interaction with the law.
"It was only a gas cannister that blew up," I said gently placing a spell on each of their minds.
I saw their blank eyes look back at me. My knees buckled a little, but I managed to remain standing.
"You can go back and report that no damage was done. Only a large bang."
They both nodded and got back in their patrol car and drove off.
"You okay, man?"
I turned to see Hashid, the owner of the car shop next door standing by the other corner of the building.
"Yeah. I'm fine. Just a little accident. No harm done."
Hashid nodded.
"Let me know if you need any help with the car," he said, nodding at the Mustang.
"Thanks. But she's running smoothly."
"All right, man," Hashid said and went back to his place.
I walked back into the office where Sophia was sitting absolutely still, staring at the horizon. She seemed perfectly nice now, but I still couldn't get over that she had kicked me in the balls. I sat down next to her.
"What happened," I asked her.
"What?" she said slowly turning towards me.
"You said you needed help. What happened."
She blinked and seemed to relive some recent horror.
"If I ever hear that song again in my entire life, I think I'll kill myself."
It took me a moment to understand what she was saying. Then I laughed. Siri definitely had another rabbit coming. Sophie looked at me.
"Do you think this is funny? I didn't sleep a second last night. First there were demons dancing on my bed."
"Daemons."
Sophie stared at me.
"That's what I said!"
"No. You said demons. What danced on your bed was definitely daemons. Call them demons and they'll bite your kneecaps."
Sophie's mouth fell open.
"Demons. Christian things that tortures you after you're dead. Daemons. Beings summoned from another dimension. Not the same thing. Believe you me."
Sophie blinked. Then she stared out at the horizon again. I reminded myself that this was not the best moment for an introduction to the otherworldly.
"Then what happened."
I waited for a few moments and just when I was about to repeat the question she answered.
"Then ... it arrived. It looked just like me. But with fiery eyes."
That's Christina alright, I thought nodding along to Sophia's story.
"And she started screaming and cursing and telling me that she would eat me alive while I slept if I didn't get the wizard back."
She looked at me.
"That's you, right?"
I nodded. This was where she would say that it had all been too much and she would leave on a very long vacation and never return. Perfect.
"Can you move back in? I'll let you have one room and that place where you have all the strange stuff."
Now it was my turn to stare at her. She wasn't leaving? Running away screaming? After a night with Christina and the band? After what I could only guess was twelve hours straight of Sweet Home Alabama?
"Wha−?"
"All right! Two rooms. And you can use the kitchen and dining room when you want to."
I blinked. What was wrong with this woman? She had just seen magic for her first time after having been beset by daemons and a ghost for a whole night. And she still wanted to live there?
"Please say you'll move back in. I promise that I will not hurt you again. Please."
The big old house had at least twenty rooms, half of which I hadn't even been in. I didn't use more than two rooms anyway. It was just ... I looked at the woman in front of me. She was so incredibly similar to the ghost that I pounded basically every night. It felt utterly strange not having my dick inside her already. I could make this work, right? And I absolutely had to find out if my magic worked on her or not. I was too tired now to try anything. Failure may only be caused by my exhaustion. I had to wait.
"And the Lady keeps her bedroom?"
"The who?"
"The Lady Christina. The ghost you met last night? Your ancestor?"
Sophia's jaw fell like a brick.
All right. Now she's breaking. Perfect.
"That's who that was?" Sophie said incredulously after a long while.
Poor girl. She was really in for a ride. I nodded. She sat there in stunned silence just staring at me. Time to breakdown. T-minus ten. Nine. Eight.