I was thrown from the jovial warmth of Rehd's Tavern into the cold dismal night. Two ogreish bouncers tossed me through the tavern doors at a pace my drunken legs couldn't keep. I felt my feet fly from the deck stairs, and I landed belly first in the muddy street. After landing I realized that I managed the reflexes to get my hands under me, so my dizzy head didn't completely plow into the muck. The ugly duo then spat some rude commentary before disappearing back into the festivities of the tavern.
I lifted my heavy frame out of the street's mire. Years at sea had set pounds of muscle under my tanned skin, which was now half covered in gray mud. The rain began to pour again, and soaked whatever parts the muddy puddle didn't saturate, but the mead still warmed my core. A tied up horse snorted a retort at my looks. I swaggered a dirty look at the mare while I tucked back my muddy blonde locks into a dripping black bandana. I had a long walk to nowhere ahead of me.
I was now officially shipless in the seaside town of Mellowhale. Mast Sowenhorn, pirate deck hand of Mellowhale Cove, had hit rock bottom. My reputation destroyed. My last golden coins stolen by a tavern whore in Rehd's. This was the reason for my unsightly escort into the somber tide of loneliness.
That was the irony of it. Women. They be the end of me. Even as I walk this rainy night alone as drunk as I may be, memories swirl around my head like a school of hearty tuna.
I should have known better than to be hired on the deck of The Slivermate. A pirate ship captained by the most fierce auburn-headed ladies of Mellowhale, Trissa Darkly. She had a reputation for taking what she wanted. Aye yes, the pirate woman even stole my heart; and for that we struck a deal that made her her first mate. I whipped her crew into an force to be reckoned with.
For I was the one who turned her glistening planks into a bloody destiny. Darkly had the heavy guts and the meaty body for the orderin', but her ship and crew were too new-sprung for her ideas. I had a ways of managing a crew, of leading them through acts of piracy a loon wouldn't suggest.
Yet Darkly demanded.
One time she ordered the Slivermate to tie decks with a ship that was offloading on the docks! Now every good pirate knows that's a crazy plan, cause the dock guards would be on ya like a gull on a fiddler crab. That didn't stop her.
We swiftly drew swords on unsuspecting deck hands and cargo boys alike. Side-by-side we split the guts of men armed with harmless chains and ropes. The guard didn't ever get the chance to be alarmed! After the massacre we pulled aboard countless bloodstained chests of kingly treasure with severed little hands still gripping the handles.
That is how you birth a pirate crew ya know! It's a baptism of blood. Under Darkly's command I broke in our lads by putting notches in their shiny swords. After the shock of their blood drenched hands was washed away by the spray of the sea, they swallowed their guilt with some warm stew of rats. We put gold in each of their hands, and death in their eyes.
That was Darkly's way. I do admit, it got easier with time. She made it for me. The lass whispered spells into my ears that made killin' n' plunderin' feel all the more better. For Darkly's pleasure was what I lived for, and what pleased Darkly more was less of the plunderin'- and more of the killing. It was soon said that the wake of the Slivermate was always crimson, and there be some truth to that.
I remember one time we took wrath upon a good sized cruising ship for the thrill of it. It was near sunset and the boat was adrift for a festivity of some sort, full of four or five lordly families. You should have seen their eyes when the black flag of the Slivermate fell upon them. The rich folk were no match for even two of us, and we swamped their decks with a crew of twenty blood-crazed men.
We butchered the families' sires first with our swords, to chum the water for sharks with twitching chunks of their bodies. Soon the waves around the plank was churning with terrible pointed fins. One at a time we threw in the women, and then the children into the seething red pool of death. How their hollow screams filled the dusky air as monstrous sharks pulled them into the depths to make meals of them.
And to the chorus of their wailing screams Captain Darkly let out her own cries. She beheld the sight up-close from the window sill of her quarters. She had a near sea-level view of the horrid feeding. Yet, mind you her cries were not of guilt, but from the wave crushing orgasms the sight of this kind of death spurred in her britches. I should know, for as her first mate was ordered to make such a thing possible by humping her meaty rump like a dirty sea dog.
I noticed Darkly missing as the fourth of ten was thrown into the deadly soup. I found her a moment later in the quarters. She was watching through her opened window, hands between her legs, feeding her furry sea clam wiggling digits. After a moment she noticed me watchin' from the door. At first I thought she would order me locked away in the stow. To my disbelief, Darkly instead leaned over the sill of her window and hiked her dress up. Then she beckoned me with a demon's grin to pull down her panties and waste no time in gettin'' in into her.
I did as I was told as any good mate would! She was insatiable! My rough hands would grab the fatty handles on her hips as my cock would probe under her ass for the cavernous mouth of her sex. Hot and whet every time, needing no urging to go! Darkly ordered me time and again to feed her hungry red snapper with my slippery mackerel every time we plundered a thrill for blood. You'd think she was a shark herself!
When the last child was silenced by the drowning pull of a watery beast; when the last crew mate cheered out in excitement; when the last tremor of her quivering sex subsided, she would release my softening anchor from her muddy grip. I admit I was almost always spent my sperm into her at that point. Her fleshy sex sucked every bit of man from me, like a hungry octopus. Afterwards she'd kiss me once and make me clean her salty sea lips with my tongue to her approval. Darkly said it was my duty to swab her decks after a good humping. So I accepted the bitter taste of my merit.
After almost two passing winters at sea, and countless encounters as such, I assumed her barren. And aye, it was not a bad perk for a pirate.
But me luck changed this summer when we pressed our fortune too far by taking on a sea ranger's ship. We clashed nastily, and took to facing off with swords a bit too quick. The unlucky bolt of our opposing captain's crossbow hit Darkly between the blades of her back.
She gasped for breath like a floundering fish, dying in my arms as pirates and rangers met in bloody melee around us. My pirate captain and heated lover handed me a pendant of a dolphin with ruby eyes. Darkly had worn it for as long as I had knew her. She took my ear and choked out. "Mast Sowenhorn, take this pendant from me. It's hung over my heart for eighteen summers. It's the key to another heart in Mellowhale, one better suited for you. She lives below the city." Blood trickled from her lips as she lay back into my arms. With her last fighting breath she ordered, "Find her. She will free your heart from our evil." I hugged her one last time, and closed her eyes.