Chapter 5 - Reboot
Hello, you know me. My name is Mister O and some of you guys might be thinking, "What the fuck?" I know, the first four chapters were in third person narration and now we're in first. Now, I'm also sure you're thinking why it took me forever to finish Chapter 5, well, it was the holidays and we had a bit of a Krampus problem, but it's over now at least until next year.
I'm sure most of all, you all are probably disappointed that I'm telling the story. I know most of the ladies probably wanted Beau with his alluring Cajun accent, the vampire fangs, but instead you're all stuck with me and probably find me to be somewhat of an asshole. Well, you wouldn't be wrong if you did think I was an asshole. Now, to answer your question as to why the first person narration. In order for me to answer that question, I would need to quote my boss, Kirsten Geary. When I asked her what to tell you, the readers, she simply said, "Because we're the Illuminati and fuck you, that's why."
If you didn't know by now, the Illuminati controls everything. So, you might be reading this on literotica, FetLife, Facebook, f-list, CreepyPasta, or even in one of the cabal forums on enjin for The Secret World video game. Yeah, I said it, a fucking video game. Well, it's all under the Illuminati control, I mean how the fuck else do you think we find aspiring recruits?
Anyways, back to the story. As you may know where we left off, Doc and I are in the room with Robert Branford who's possessed by a little puppy demon. Big Papi went out of the room to check on Beau and Penny. But, before we get into that we need to talk about London. Yes, London, and before you ask about how I know about what's going in London, let me answer it for you. I'm in the Illuminati, that's why. We know everything.
In London, Templar soldiers begin to surround a warehouse in the docks. They were in black uniforms unlike the battle dress uniforms worn by military forces around world, instead they fit snuggly on their bodies out of synthetic fabric. Black tactical vests with red patches with a white cross was worn by them all. Their helmets were black with a red stripe, attached to the helmet were also visors covering the eyes along with a faceguard. Trust me, they look like a bunch of Power Rangers.
Very similar to their helmets, their shoulder armor, elbow and knee pads also contained a verticle red stripe. Their vests weren't like the nylon MOLLE (Modular Lightweight Load-carrying Equipment) style pouches military forces or even the Illuminati strike team members wore. Confused? Go google MOLLE or go play Call of Duty if youre still confused.
Anyways, moving on. Instead, their vests were hardened plate armor customized for modern day combat with a cross body sling with ammo pouches. They each were armed with P90 submachine guns and a desert eagle .50 caliber pistol. If I didn't know any better, Beau must've had a hand in designing their outfits because if you ask me, their load out doesn't seem comfortable nor practical. All show with no go.
"Raid teams, report in," Rumah instructed. She and Ulf stood by in a building nearby with other Templar guards in a command center. Randolph Davis, Penny's coworker from Cloverton University was also present in the command center monitoring the team's video footage.
"Raid One, watching the south entrance reporting in," one team reported
"Raid Two, on the roof across the way. We have eyes inside the warehouse and snipers ready," another team reported.
"Raid Three, watching north entrance reporting in," the last team reported.
"Good, all teams stand by," Rumah further instructed, "All yours, sir," acknowledging another person as he entered the command center.
In charge of the overall operation was a British man of African descent in a sharply worn pinstripe suit with a maroon colored necktie held down with a pin bearing the symbol of the Templars. He was clean cut with perfect posture and held himself in a very formal and professional way, basically the polar opposite of K.G. (Kirsten Geary). But, if I had a dollar for every time he tried to get me to crossover to join the Templars, I'd probably be a rich man. "Take a stroll through London, breathe in the tradition," he would always say. Yeah, okay, whatever.
He picked up one of the head pieces and put it on, "Greetings, this is Richard Sonnec. I do apologize for the short notice and mobilization of this operation, but these are dire times. It has been confirmed that the attack on Cloverton University was indeed by the Phoenicians. What we do know is that the Phoenicians are meeting with an occult group regarding relics that had been excavated recently. The nature of these relics as well as the occult are unknown at this time. Be careful, be ready, and Godspeed!"
Is the lightbulb flashing above your head? Now you see why I wanted to talk about London because I'm sure some of you guys reading are wondering what the fuck happened to Blackthorn and the research staff that got abducted. I'm also sure the Literotica and FetLife readers are wondering, "Where's all the sex?" Relax, I kept out some of the extreme stuff in the previous chapters because, well, not everyone is ready to hear about the sex and breeding with monsters, vampires, demons, Uncle Chet, werewolves, or even using unicorn horns as a vibrating dildo.
But, if I get enough likes and comments on this chapter, I'll tell you more about some of my Illuminati corporate parties. And, yes, it involved a lot of sex, debauchery, and well, tentacles. Deal? But, I promise you my life is like watching a movie crossover between the X-Files and Fifty Shades of Grey. So, help me out and I'll help you fap to your heart's content with stories of the many misfortunes of my life and the lives around me for you dark twisted erotica lovers.
But, back to our lovely Templar fairytale. Sonnec then stood by while Rumah took over control, "Raid Two, what do you see?" she asked.
"There's only a few Phoenician guards, nothing else," one of the Raid Two members reported in. "Wait! There's something happening, there's a boat incoming from the harbor."
The team on the roof watched as the boat pulled into a barge connecting to a pier. One man exited the boat, and then two more followed behind. Contrary to the video game (The Secret World), the two Phoenician guards were in black uniforms with purple stripes and insignias rather than a full purple uniform. They were armed with Ak-47 assault rifles and Russian scorpian machine pistols. The guards then opened the central door for the three guests to enter shutting the door behind them.
Using long ranged listening devices, Raid Two members were able to pick up any conversations being held, "Professor Hidalgo the great archeologist, we are grateful you could finally grace us with your presence," one man spoke.
"Blackthorn, you fool! You damn well know I can't risk the university incident coming back to me," another man responded.
"It's been two weeks, professor, I was beginning to think you no longer wanted your toys," said Blackthorn.
Hidalgo responded, "I hired you and your dogs for a simple job to steal the relics and kidnap everyone that was part of the research, not set the building on fire and shoot the place up! The police were all over the university, and then the damn Templars!"
"Then perhaps you should've done your homework, professor," replied Blackthorn.
"What do you mean?" asked Hidalgo. "I vetted every member of the of the research team, of course it wasn't research I needed of them. No, they have a more vital role in this. Is something funny?"