The adventures of... The Sassy Dread Space Pirate, Stephanie!
The solar wind fluttered through the chestnut locks of the sassy dread space pirate, Stephanie. Her silken hair framed her angelic face like shining wings. She raised her flashing vibro-rapier in mock salute to her erstwhile opponent, the handsome Space Captain Carr, who climbed up the nano-rope rigging toward his beautiful prey.
Her billowing skirts revealed her sensuous creamy legs to the advancing Space Captain. She noticed, even in the heat of battle he could not help but admire her beauty. She laughed and swung her vibro-rapier slicing through the nano-ropes, sending her opponent tumbling to the kevlar canvas below.
She leaped into the emptiness of space, slowly falling toward her nemesis. Just as he regained his footing and prepared for her assault, she grabbed a nano-rope and flew around him like a great solar avian. She dropped to the adamantite deck behind the dazed Captain.
"Have you lost something," the sassy pirate taunted, her creamy breasts heaving beneath a burgundy astro-silk corset. She struck with her vibro-rapier and sliced through the Captain's dark blue kevlar great coat, sundering in twain.
He turned as the garment fell to the deck, a wry smile upon his face. He drew his vibro-saber and saluted his rival. "I have sought you out, you sassy temptress! This galactic day I shall end your reign of vice and you shall feel the full thrust of my justice."
The dread pirate laughed and raised her weapon is salute. "It is you, my nemesis, who shall fall before my lashing bite." She lunged forward, vibro-rapier intended to the man's heart.