Disclaimer:
Everyone is over eighteen. If you are not deeply into fantasy pulp fiction, gender fluidity and pansexuality, you are in the wrong place. Also this contains massive amount of naked Amazon butt kicking. And if that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
BEHOLD! I, Thutmose-Neferkare, royal scribe, chief librarian and high priest of the divine Ra do bid thee welcome back to the sixth scroll in "The Saga of Tallia the Unwilling". This is the second chapter in the saga that does not feature any explicit sex, though it does feature much violence performed in the nude. This sort of prurience, yay, personally does nothing for me. But who I am to judge your most base and degenerate tastes, my good readers? This does bring up something I must address. I have been repeatedly asked why so august an institution as the Temple of Ra is engaged in translating a text as naughty (some would say even as reprehensible) as this one. Yay, listen now and I shall spell it out for thee, my densest of disciples! Sex, lo, it doth sell!
When I commanded my sub-priests to translate all three hundred and sixty one scrolls of the epic poem "War and Not War" by Leonicus of Tolstoyius, it took them five floodings of the divine river to accomplish the task even with daily encouragement lashings and we hath sold like three copies. And yes, everyone who hath bought those scrolls, lo, they shall not shut up about how they hath read the whole thing. We know. Yes, yes, it is not even truly a novel. Leonicus bravely abandons traditional narrative structure at the end and it becomes more of a philosophical treatise. By the Raging Rod of Ra, we know!
But hot tales of Tallia the Unwilling -- behold, they doth fly out of the temple giftshop. We have made enough from our first five scrolls alone to add an appropriate amount of meat to the diet of my sub-priests and to gild entire all three of my favorite hot tubs. Yay, It is good times here at the Temple of Ra! And I owe it all to you, my beloved and dirty-minded readers. Forsooth, you guys are the best.
So, be not ashamed of thy wicked tastes! Instead revel in the heady hedonism of these scrolls and know that thou art not alone. Thy fellow perverse purveyors, purchasers and proponents of pornography -- ye be legion! Soon, if sales continue unbated, I may even add a new oral-torium to my pleasure palace here just outside the holy city. And if the gods truly favor you, even some of you may be invited to perform there for the edification of Ra!
Yay, let it be written! Yay, let it be done!
Chapter Six: He Likes to Watch
Melaerryn of Danan barely slept in her cell. Her arms had gone numb long ago, chained as they were above her. She felt weak and horrid, sitting in her own filth. She could barely tell dreaming apart from waking. She felt increasingly warm or cold or both. Gods, she couldn't take much more of this.
She fell then back into dreams and remembered kneeling before the King of the Summer Court himself, Bressian called the Brave. She was not alone. The warriors Ulthas and Aoife knelt alongside her as they received their orders.
"This is a mission of unique importance," said the king. "I need not tell you that we live in a precarious age. One by one, the gates between our realms and the realms of mortals are closing. If this is allowed to continue, we may lose any connection and become at last two wholly separate worlds. My beloved Queen Brigit may welcome such, but I believe there is still yet much that the two peoples can learn from one another."
Mela couldn't help but smirk at that. Oh, yes, so much to learn your majesty. In other words, King Bressian enjoyed playing a god in the mortal realm and boning young human maidens. For some wholly inexplicable reason the queen was against this.
The king continued his briefing unabated. "Now, you doubtless understand that there is a treaty in place that forbids our interference in the realms of mortals. That treaty, well intentioned as it might be, does fail to take into account certain calamities. For example, the
Itheoir
is perilously close to falling into mortal hands. Yes, it is real. Yes, it is as powerful as they say. And yes, it could forever shatter our connections to the realms of mortals. I need you to fetch it for me and quickly." The king paused deep in thought for a moment. "And discretely. Above all discretely. That's why I'm sending only three of my most trusted agents."
The king turned to an armored warrior, dressed in full mail, holding his helm, handsome and proud. "Ulthas Oakenheart, you are one of my court's greatest warriors. Swift of blade and fearless in battle, I trust to you to see this mission done."
"Of course, my king!"
"Aoife, you are huntress without peer and an archer of great renowned. I have no doubt you can track the
Itheoir
wherever it may be hid."
"It is my honor, my king."
"And Megaerryn..."
"Melaerryn, my king."
"Yes, yes. I know. You are the only sorcerer available with no connection to my wife, the patron of sorcerers. I'm sure you are fine too..."