The walk of shame, as it is often called, is bad enough on its own. It's even worse when you just did something sexually that you always considered sinful, perverted, and socially unacceptable. For Violet, these factors were compounded by her magical mandate to remain nude in her own apartment at all times. When she woke up, her hand was involuntarily massaging the central breast that her secretary and friend had grown yesterday. That Shona's third breast existed was a problem, but Violet was also psychologically compelled to enjoy every aspect of bosoms. She felt a tingle in her unmentionable regions just thinking about having groped that beautiful and yet grotesque feature.
It was 6:30 in the morning, so Violet felt that she should make an effort to freshen up. Her legs were a bit crusty with dried vaginal secretions and Shona's saliva, and she felt that the sweat she generated had given her a sensuous but socially awkward funk. In light of these things, a shower was certainly in order. When she entered her bathroom, a small red figure was perched atop the showerhead, grinning widely at her. Hamamelis was the source of her troubles, a demon bent on perverting the bodies and minds of all who came into contact with Violet. She came from a puzzlebox that Violet had almost accidentally bought at a curio shop in a redneck vacation area in Missouri. Hamamelis cursed her to inadvertently transform anyone she interacted with personally. She'd changed people sexually without meaning to, and now she felt as if she were under siege in her own home, a posh apartment in downtown Chicago.
"What are you going to do now?" Hamamelis asked.
A scowl developed on Violet's face. "I'm going to take a shower and then call in sick."
"You can't be a recluse forever!" Hamamelis teased.
"I'll do the best I can for now," Violet answered, remembering that her pastor was coming over later to undo the damage. She just had to make it until the evening. As she prepared the shower, she realized that she had no food. She had just come back from a vacation, and there was virtually nothing that she prepare with what she had. Violet didn't envy the pizza delivery person who would inevitably come over later.
After her shower and calling in for herself and Shona, Violet went to awaken her secretary. "Wake up, Shona. We need to figure out what to do."
Shona groaned, blinked, and then sighed, when she realized that she hadn't just had the most fucked up nightmare ever. Looking at the nude Violet next to her, Shona decided to lighten up the mood. "If I'm gonna go down on you again, you'd better lose the beaver."
Taken aback, Violet nearly shouted, "Hamamelis! I thought you weren't going to change her anymore!"
Hamamelis poked her head out from a light fixture. "I didn't." She put on her best innocence face, something that was not at all convincing.
"Relax, boss. Despite everything, I had fun. I don't want these," she nearly gasped, as she briefly hefted her abundant bosom, "but that was some pretty good sex! Now, don't you mistake me. I've had better with an old boyfriend of mine, but that was definitely the best girl-sex I've ever had."
Violet's blush was about the deepest she ever had. "Um, thank you? That was a terrible sin, though! I need to repent!" That blush was mostly in embarrassment, but a bit of it was excitement at seeing Shona display that enticing rack of hers. "I can't go through life looking at boobs! Homosexuality is evil!"
Hamamelis snickered.
"What?"
"Oh, you silly religious people, going on about that. Besides, you're not really homosexual. Just think of all of the handsome guys of the world, their powerful masculinity, their cut muscles, their tight butts, their oh-so-satisfying cocks! Just imagine one right now! It's proof of your bisexuality!"
Violet briefly did, and she was pleased by her mental images of beefcake, but she caught herself. "I'm not falling for it, your corruption."
Hamamelis bared a wicked grin. She loved the fundamentalists. It wasn't that she liked corrupting people in general. That wasn't really her game when it all came down to it. Still, people bent on following some set of arbitrary sexual mores were just too much fun to pass up. Convincing a straight guy with a sexually liberated attitude to engage in a bit of homoerotic behavior was never very interesting. The same situation with a fundamentalist religious person, though... That was always worthwhile. Watch them kick and squirm as they do things they hate, loving them the whole time. It wasn't the corruption at all. It was the torment.
"Anyway, Violet, I'm just saying that you should get with the times and get rid of the pubes," Shona said. "It's a common grooming standard, these days."
"Yeah, whatever. I think doing anything sexual right now would just be kowtowing to her."
"Okay, it's cool." Shona realized that her boss was in a mood. Still, she wouldn't mind doing what they did again. It did feel really good.
"Um, I thought we'd order enough pizza to make it through the day. You can stay here."
"Okay, but who answers the door?" Shona asked, realizing that what would normally be a rather mundane question had a great deal of gravity.
"I don't want to embarrass you anymore than you need to be, an innocent bystander and all," Violet said.
"Okay. What about the delivery person?" Shona asked.
"Oh, they get to see me naked. It might make some fellow's day. I think that a quick interaction won't do too much harm." Violet knew that she just had to make it until the evening. The exorcism should do the trick.
"Alright, boss. Your call." The two ordered online, getting enough pizza to keep themselves satisfied for a day and maybe breakfast. It wasn't the healthiest of choices, but that was not much of a factor for the temporary fix. After ordering online, emails were checked, and things seemed okay. Finally, there was a knock at the door.
"I've got it," Violet said. Breathing deep for courage, she stepped to the door in her birthday suit. She then opened the door to the delight of the young man before her.
"Sign here, miss." He was ogling her, and why not? Anyone who answers a knock from a pizza delivery man in the nude has to expect a certain degree of lewd staring. Most who would do so desire it.
"Thanks," Violet said, as she signed the receipt and received the stack of hot pizza boxes. She then shut the door, her face flush with embarrassment. Upon opening the first box, Hamamelis swooped down, apparently suspended by a tiny vine attached to the ceiling, and snatched a piece of pepperoni. This startled Violet, and she fell back on her butt.
"Oh chill out. I don't have to eat, but if I get to steal food this way, it is fun."
"Okay, what did you do to him?" she asked.
"The pizza guy?"
"Yes."
"I changed his ejaculation. If uninterrupted, he can ejaculate thirty feet in the air. Every orgasm, he will produce a full pint of spunk! Sexual congress will get very messy for him, but it should be a fun thing."
"Okay, that's not too bad, I suppose," said Violet.
"I'd like to see that!" said Shona.
"Shona! Don't encourage her!"
"I'm just saying. I mean, you can't tell with his change. I'm the freak here."
Violet just simmered for a bit. Food was eaten, and the two women decided to have a quiet day watching television and browsing the web. All was going well, until they heard a ring of the doorbell. That was bad. There weren't many people who would be able to get outside of their door to ring the bell, since the apartment had a good deal of security. Apartment personnel could, as well as fellow tenants. Violet approached the door to look out. Shit! It was Jenna. She had a grocery bag in one hand and a spare key to Violet's door in the other.
Jenna wasn't a fellow resident, but Violet did entrust her with a key, and she had developed a very friendly relationship with one of the doormen. Well, the relationship wasn't much as far as friendliness went, since they met in a club, and they occasionally just hooked up. Violet managed to retreat to behind the kitchen counter before Jenna opened the door.
"Hey Violet!" she called out. Violet temporarily kept her cover. "I heard you were sick today, so I brought you some stuff." Violet, resigned to the situation, raised her head above the counter level.
"Okay, but you really shouldn't be here!" Violet said.
"Oh, it's no worry. The weather was so nice, our boss let us all go. Why are you crouched in the kitchen?"
Violet sighed and stood up.