"So anyway," said Hugh over the din of the crowd at the Drunken Oaf. "Charlotte is almost mine, I shit you not."
Nicholas sighed. "Only a matter of time. Does she have a sister?"
"Afraid not, my unfortunate friend. Afraid not."
"So why haven't you bedded her yet?"
"Good things aren't easy to get. One day that servant wench will be mine, though, worry not."
"And here I was losing sleep over it."
Will usually enjoyed their nights at the local tavern. It was an escape from the posh world of nobility, while at the same time not being
too
seedy of a place, unlike the watering holes in the slum parts of town. There was a small stage where musicians and poets performed, the beer flowed and the service was good.
But tonight, he couldn't focus.
He thought getting out would do him some good. He had spent most of the day curled up in a fetal position in his bed, agonizing over that morning's worship service. Then Hugh had pounded on his door with the invite. And so here he was, alone in a crowd, his head spinning with thoughts and emotions.
It was like some kind of dream
, he thought.
Or a nightmare. I actually did that in the confessional booth, with poor Mother Wentworth inches away. Countess Lamb. She's...she's awful. An evil woman.
Images were seared into his brain, and he was unable to get rid of them. Countess Lamb kneeling across from him, giving that judgmental look that made him go on and confess things he should never have said. Her nipples, exposed and massive, leaking and then spraying milk. Her body, bouncing up and down on her own fingers as she climaxed while Will prayed with Mother Wentworth.
She was like a demon of lust, Will decided.
"Another drink, hun?" asked a wench.
"No thank you," said Will.
"What's the matter, Will?" asked Hugh. "You look like you're standing on the edge of a cliff. What, worried about having to tie the knot soon?"
"What? Oh, yes. That's all it is."
"Relax, my friend. Have another drink."
"No, no thank you. I think I need to stay clear-headed."
He thought of Edith. He thought of her mother.
This can't go on. I can't let her do this. She's going to ruin a good thing. How long will this last? How far will she take it? What if Edith or someone else catches her antics one day? What if I'm caught with her?
As the evening grew old, determination filled his heart. And then anger. He couldn't believe he let himself get so confused by that succubus. So he got erections around her. So what? It was just a physical reaction. It meant nothing, truly. He loved Edith. He hated her mother. And he was going to put her in her place. Then and there.
Tonight
, he thought.
This ends tonight. Now that I know what she is. Now I know how dangerous she is, how wicked. I have to put a stop to this, immediately. I am a prince of Ryebury. She is simply a countess. This ends, now.
Will stood up. "Gentlemen, I bid you goodnight. I have important things to do."
***
A servant led Will through the halls of Lamb Manor at night, carrying a flickering lantern. She was young, short and busty with a worried look about her face and chin-length black hair that framed her face. "The lady usually doesn't entertain visitors at such an hour," she said.
"It's quite all right," said Will. "I'm here on important official kingdom business."
"Right this way, then. She's in her study at this time of night. She always works late." The servant rapped upon a door, and Countess Lamb's voice came from within.
"Enter."
Will entered, letting his anger fuel his steps. He closed the door, marched right in, and stood before Countess Lamb where she sat at her desk.
"Why Prince Hardwood," said Countess Lamb, her expression neutral. "What brings you here at such a scandalous hour?"
"
Quiet
," he spat, then started pointing a finger at her as he spoke. "This ends right now. I know what you are, and I know what you're doing."
"And what am I?"
"You're a harlot and a she-devil. A succubus. You're a deviant. A sinful, lustful wench. You'd be more at home down at the docks going through sailors than at a ball in a noblewoman's dress."
"All of that?"
"You are toxic, and this is entirely cruel and unfair to your daughter. I love
her
, not
you
. I will marry her, and I don't care what you say or do. I am a prince, need I remind you. You are my
subject
. You will obey me. And I command you to cease whatever game you are playing now."
Countess Lamb wore a different dress than the ruined one with the cutout holes. Will was vaguely aware of her immense cleavage hefted up high on her chest, but ignored it. His cock was flaccid, as it should be.
"And what game am I playing?" she asked.
"You know very well," said Will. "Don't act like that didn't happen in the confession booth."
"And what happened?"
"You exposed yourself there, your breasts on display."
"Only my nipples."
"You masturbated."
"So did you. That was very perverted of you. With Mother Wentworth right there. Your spiritual guidance and advisor. How could you?"
"Stop that. You will not play head games with me. This ends now. I will no longer engage with you on any sexual level. If I see something amiss while spending time with you and Edith, I will tell Edith at once. Like your nipple slip at the ball, or your exposed womanhood at lunch, or your behavior at confession. I will alert Edith of it immediately. From now on, this is going to be a normal, moral, chaste courtship. You are my future mother-in-law, and Edith is my future wife. The next time I have sexual relations will be with her, in our marriage bed, months from now."
There was a pause after that. Countess Lamb steepled her fingers. "Are you finished?"
"Well...yes. Yes I am. That's that."
"I see." Countess Lamb sagely nodded. Then she stood, gracefully moving around her desk. Will took a step back as she stepped close to him, towering over him and looking down.
Then she slapped him across the face.
It wasn't a light slap either. It was hard and painful, sending out a sharp cracking sound.
Will stood dumbfounded, shocked and confused. He had never been slapped in his life. Nobody would dare touch a prince in such a manner. His cheek stung, and his eyes watered.
"What did you--"
Countess Lamb immediately slapped him again, this time across the other cheek. "What do you
think
I just did, boy? I slapped you, of course."
Will just stared up at her, head spinning.
She assaulted me
, he thought.
She just assaulted me. I should call the guards, immediately.
Panic swelled in his chest, and the urge to turn and run was overwhelming. His feet wouldn't move from their place, however.
Countess Lamb's face was no longer neutral. She was angry again, glaring down at him, eyebrows furrowed.
"Get on your knees. Now," she said, her voice strong and full of command.
"What?" said Will in disbelief.
She slapped him a third time. He flinched, touching his cheek. His face was burning.
"I said get on your knees.
Now
."
He dropped to his knees immediately. His entire body shook. His breath caught in his throat.
"Apologize for your rudeness," said Countess Lamb.
"I apologize." The words came easy and quick. It was as if a switch had been flipped in his brain. All of his bravery and anger and confidence from before had completely disappeared. Now there was only an overpowering urge to do exactly everything Countess Lamb said, as if his life depended on it.
"What do you apologize for?" she asked.
"I'm sorry for barging into your home like this. For speaking to you in a disrespectful tone. For making demands of you."
"Good. Now kiss my feet."
It seemed natural. It seemed right. If his father could see him now, he would no doubt rage. Disown him. But none of that mattered. What mattered was that Countess Lamb told him to kiss her feet, and so he would do just that.