"It was actually Einstein who posited quantum entanglement. He called it 'spooky action at a distance' because ... ummm ..."
I lost my train of thought because I felt my foreskin being pulled back and a warm mouth engulf my soft cock. It startled me even though I really should have been expecting something like this.
I was in the middle of my lecture at the Institute of Transportation in front of a quarter million people in New York. My cock was at home in Mumbai and my wife must have just taken it in her mouth. I knew she liked to simply hold it in her mouth and feel it grow before starting any action so I knew I had a few seconds to act.
"Err.. Excuse me." I pulled my phone out of my pocket, pretending a call. I felt light suction and felt my cock grow a bit. "I need to take this." This is one good thing about being a celebrity. You get away with few things. Making a quarter million people wait is one of them.
I stepped away from the stage and pretended to listen on the phone, my mind focused on the sensations. I could feel her tongue massage my sensitive spot. Soon I was fully hard. Fortunately no one could see my erection.
The mouth slid down and licked my balls, then traveled straight up to my frenulum. After a couple of licks, she started going full speed and I bucked my hips to meet. At the back of my mind was the instruction my wife gave in the morning. "You do not get to cum today. Double punishment if you mess up." I was a couple of strokes away from messing up and trying my hardest to control. After all I had not cum in two weeks. But the mouth went away as suddenly as it had appeared. I felt a kiss on my cock indicating she was done for now. Sighing, I stepped back on the podium and continued my lecture.
This must sound confusing. Let me start at the beginning.
*****
I had just finished my shower. I was naked, drying my hair when my wife walked in. She was fully dressed. She gave me a kiss and then bent down to give my cock a kiss. She then stayed on her knees and started talking to my cock. She had this maddeningly cute habit of holding my cock like a microphone, directly talking to my cock, giving him instructions and generally treating him like a separate person.
"You don't get to cum today. Is that clear?"
"Yes ma'am." I answer. It has been two weeks since my last orgasm but my wife controls my orgasms and I get to cum when she wants me to cum. I never know what she has planned. I love her for that.
She is still talking to my cock. "Can you stay behind today? I want to ride you."
I love how my wife pushes my buttons. She knows I have not cum for two weeks and will cum super quickly if she rides me. "I can leave him behind if you wish but if you get on top I won't be able to control myself."
"Not an option. You are going to have to do better than that. Double punishment if you mess up today."
"Yes ma'am." I dare not ask her what double punishment she has planned.
"Good boy." She gives my cock another kiss and gets up. Now she is talking to me. "What time is your lecture?" She has a twinkle in her eye and a secret smile. She is hatching something.
"It is at 9 pm local, in one hour. Then I have meetings all day. I mean all night. The president arrives at dawn and that's when we have a factory tour."
"Leave him on counter. Breakfast will be ready in 5 minutes. " She walks away.
I start the preparation to leave my cock home. I wind the first portal ring around my cock and balls. It fits snugly. Then I place the second portal ring nearby. I line up the gun between two rings and fire it. The portal rings activate. My cock and balls disappear, leaving just a ring with a shiny mirror finish where they were. The second portal ring turns a mirror finish as well. The cock and balls reappear in the second portal ring. I leave the ring with my cock and balls on the bathroom countertop and start dressing up.
You see, I am the inventor of the portal transportation system. If you have played the 21st century game you will know what I am talking about. I was obsessed with that game growing up, and when I got my PhD in theoretical physics, I started noticing several clues in the game which could only be understood by someone with a proper background. I followed the clues and it turns out that it was a message from a future civilization - hidden as a video game. I decoded the clues and built my first portal at the age of 35, successfully transferring an apple from my garage to my living room.
The portal system required conductive rings made of a special material and a sonic gun tuned to a specific frequency to activate them. Once activated, any material passed through one portal ring appeared at the other portal ring instantly. The rings have to be near each other on opposite side of the gun for the activation, but could be subsequently moved anywhere without breaking their connection. Firing the gun again at either portal deactivated them, nothing else seemed to disrupt the connection.
This completely changed the transportation worldwide. Due to the patent fees and some strategically placed real estate bets, I instantly became one of the top ten richest guys in the world. Within a year we were routinely transporting people and of course they emerged intact with no harm. Within five years there were portals set up connecting all major cities. You could get anywhere from anywhere in minutes.
Last year we were experimenting with power transmission through portals. I discovered that an electric cable passed through the portal will keep conducting current. We also discovered that if a body part is in transit, the portal system somehow keeps the two ends of the body part seamlessly connected. All the nerve endings and blood vessels behave as if they are still intact. E.g. you can put your hand in the first ring, you can feel what is outside the other ring and pull your hand back. It was as if the two portal rings are two sides of a hole connected to each other through some alternate dimensions, and you were just reaching through a hole.
This gave my wife an idea and she asked me to create a portal ring which would fit my cock and balls. She then asked me to put my cock in there. To her great delight, she discovered I felt everything she did to my cock or balls when detached from my body. We initially used this to convert some sexual positions to more convenient ones. My balls are very sensitive and I love when she licks them, so she would have missionary sex with me but keep my balls in the portal ring so she could lick them.
We had toyed with the idea of my leaving my cock home but had never done it before. She kept saying leave your cock behind so you do not cheat. In reality, even though I could have any girl probably, I did not have eyes for anyone but my wife. She really knew how to tease me.
*****
"What is our timeline for towing a portal to mercury? " I asked my chief science advisor. We were looking at installing a power generator using two portal rings placed at widely different temperatures, one on Mercury and one at earth-sun L1 point in space.