The Pleasure Patch Chapter 7
This story is 100% science fiction. Enjoy!
Ryan continued passing his lie detector tests every month and the Summer rolled on. Towards the end of October, Ryan had only missed one additional frolicking Friday (he caught a nasty bacterial infection in mid-September that also cost him a day and half of work).
Friday, October 25
th
had arrived, and they skipped the topless bar scene and gathered at Lana's house at 7:00 PM. Ryan was on cloud nine as he knew that his tower of pleasure would soon be set free, not to mention that he would collect an additional $125,000. His one-year genital prison sentence was less than one week from completion. After dinner in Lana's dining room, they all gathered in the living room.
"Ryan, I know that it's been a long 12 months, but the marketing team wants you to go another full year." said Lana.
"No. no. I can't; I just can't. You have no idea how hard this has been. I've done everything and passed all the lie detectors; I've taken cold showers, worn a cock cage and almost got into trouble at work not to mention all the sexual frustration that y'all put me through."
"Wait, you're wearing a cock cage? Anyway, I'm just messing with you again, the trial will be over next weekend, and we will personally evacuate your balls - well technically your seminal vesicles. I bet your cock almost had a heart attack. I think that's at least the third time I scared the crap out of you, but you should have seen the expression on your face when I told you in July that we were gonna sleep with my pet python." said Lana.
Now we're gonna lay something on ya that's a little heavy; well, it's more than a little heavy. We're from the future; all four of us are from the future plus Rex and Sonya, and there is no pharmaceutical company." said Lana.
"Right and I'm the Queen of England or I guess the King of England because the Queen died a few years back." replied Ryan.
"No, we're serious; we're all from the year 2275. The United States or now the North American States, we merged with Mexico and Canada over a hundred years ago, is celebrating its quin​cen​te​na​ry anniversary next year." said Lana.
"OK. I know you're messing with me again. I get that." replied Ryan.
"It's all true Ryan. We're telling the truth." said Kirk with a calm and serious demeanor.
"What are you guys trying to do? You really expect me to believe this?"
"We can prove it, but you need to give me your smart phone for the rest of the evening." said Lana.
"Why do you want my smart phone?"
"You'll understand in a minute. OK, the NBA started its season this past week and there are four games that have just now started or about to tip. All these games are gonna wrap in less than three hours. Here are the final scores of each of these games." Lana wrote them down on a small sheet of paper and handed it to Ryan.
Boston 125 Philadelphia 102
Golden State 121 Atlanta 116
Brooklyn 110 New Orleans 103
Cleveland 128 Orlando 124 in OT
and the Philly coach gets tossed out of the game with 1:33 remaining in the 3
rd
quarter. On top of that I'm gonna give you the scores of five NFL games on Sunday but I'm not gonna tell you the teams - just the scores:
17-10
29-26
38-7
34-24
20-19
If I gave you the teams' names, you would be on some betting platform tomorrow and we're not ready for you to make big time gambling wins - at least not yet. What do you think the odds are, that all the scores play out just like I said?" asked Lana.
It's at least 100 million to one and probably much more than that especially with that prediction about the Philly coach." replied Ryan.
"So, if we're right what would be your conclusion?" asked Lana.
"I don't know; I still think your pulling my leg."
"Well, I'm gonna keep your smart phone in my purse in case you get ideas about placing bets. With a four-game parlay, you could easily turn 1 grand into 10 grand and we're not gonna let that happen right now." said Lana.
The rest of evening was business as usual ending with Kirk and his Super '25 Squirt' Orgasm. At the end of the evening, Lana handed Ryan his smart phone. As he was staring at Victoria and Blair, he accessed a sports app which showed all the NBA final scores for the night. Shockingly, the final scores for the four NBA games were just as Lana had predicted (including the Cleveland overtime game). Ryan took a deep breath and dug deeper; the Philly coach was ejected from the game late in the 3rd Quarter. The app did not specify the exact minute and second of the ejection, but he was speechless; his mind was searching for a reasonable explanation.
"Were all the scores, correct?" asked Blair.
"Yea, they were." replied Ryan.
"So, what do think?" asked Victoria.
"Wow, when you said you were gonna lay something heavy on me, you weren't kidding."
"Remember when we said that we didn't want you gambling on outcomes you already know. Well, you know you're getting a check that will put $125 grand in your pocket next weekend, but we want to reward you with a much larger payout. You've more than exceeded our expectations. We're gonna give you the winning numbers for next Saturday night's powerball.
Next Friday night we're gonna wrap this all up and rip the patch off you so your boys can escape. I know that you're gonna have a colossal ejaculation, and top of that you're going get to fuck each of us silly. At that point in time, we will provide you with the Saturday night Powerball numbers, and on next Saturday night we will meet back at the mansion and watch the draw from the Powerball website live. Next Saturday night's payout will be $875 million. Right now, it's about $510 million. If you take the lump sum, which we highly recommend, your take home will be about $250 million after taxes and everything else. So, it's very important that you refrain from porn, orgasms and wanking for one more week, and on top off all - we're gonna be around once or twice a month even after next Saturday. Oh, did I mention that we will provide you with an endless supply of patches every month. You're never gonna run out - ever." said Victoria.
Based on their specific NBA predictions, Ryan was 99.99% sure that they indeed had to be from the future, or they had some sort of supernatural powers that could correctly predict the future. He knew that if the five NFL games on Sunday ended with Lana's predicted scores, this group was the real deal in one form or another.
"What is the big picture in all of this. You come from the future (or you can predict the future) and have this grand elaborate scheme for me for the past year. It just doesn't make sense'" said Ryan.
"We'll explain all that next week." said Blair.
Ryan went home with another check netting him $2,000. Saturday came and went, and his attention was on the NFL on Sunday afternoon. Two of the 1:00 PM window EST games ended in 29-26 and 38-7. Two of the 4:00/4:25 PM EST window games ended in 17-10 and 20-19. The prime-time TV Sunday night game's final score was 34-24. The pharma group, or whoever they were, were correct in picking the final scores in nine games - not to mention predicting exactly (to the second) as to when the Philadelphia Head coach was ejected from the Boston game on Friday night. Ryan realized that he was most likely six days away from winning $250 million.
Ryan's final Friday evening began in the same strip club where he had originally met Kirk and Victoria. After drinks, dinner and entertaining dancing from the strippers on the main floor of the club, the group ventured back for private dances from two of the most attractive strippers. As Blair had executed perfectly over the past nine months, she told every dancer and waitress the exact numbers number of days since his last ejaculation. He was embarrassed the first month or so, but eventually he knew that it was coming every Friday night. By the numbers, the group had gathered in a strip club forty-five of the previous fifty-two weeks with Ryan receiving 629 dances - either in a private room or on the main floor. Naked boobs had been pancaked on his bare chest 377 times. Blair again told both private room dancers that this was day 371 (orgasm free) for Ryan. She also blurted out that Kirk had massive orgasms and had the video to prove it.
"Do you wanna see it? "Asked Blair.