It wasn't terrifically often that Lucius found his work finished before supper, so he was quite pleased with the opportunity to spend the evening relaxing. Given that he spent most nights tapping pen to paper as his meal went cold, it was a welcome break from routine. Today, though, he'd managed to finish up the day's docket of essays before dusk, and he'd managed to finish proofreading them
just
before the sun had crept below the horizon. That meant he had the night off, and he could spend it
however
he chose. Some night-reading was in order, Lucius decided with a smile as he set his pen aside. Oh, and he'd just bought that primer on Western languages! What a treat, he'd
finally
be able to crack that open and actually
read
something for once.
So he got his soup, he got his curdbread, and he set them down on the side-table next to his favorite armchair. Then he got a glass of wine, too, because he really did this
far
too infrequently, and prepared t-
Someone knocked at the door.
Lucius shut his eyes and sighed through his nose, halfway through sitting down. Then he stood up, smiled, and made his way to the foyer! No sense in letting one
minor
interruption spoil the night! He'd just take care of whatever his visitor wanted and begin his reading.
Someone knocked at the door again. Bit
impatient,
apparently.
But it was only a few moments more before Lucius reached the front door, and he opened it with a smile. "Hello! Is there-" He blinked at nothing, then he looked down. Oh. His guest was quite a bit shorter than he'd expected, some squat, robed figure, their hood pulled up and their form almost wholly concealed. But no matter, no matter at all. "Is there something I can help you with?"
His guest seemed to perk up, and from beneath their hood, he could see glittering white teeth bare in a grin. "Aha! Yeah, one second!" She -- for that kind of bubbly, chirping voice could only be a young woman's -- reached into one of her robe's pockets and pulled out a letter. "I've got a-" The smile seemed to vanish as she thrust it up at him. "A what's-the-word. A commission for you!"
Lucius blinked down at her and narrowed his eyes.
She was silent for a moment. She pushed the letter towards him a bit more insistently. "Ah, sorry. That means, ah. 'A thing I want you to write.'"
Lucius leaned in just a tad, his smile long since faded. "Yes, I'm quite aware what a
commission
is, my dear. I, however, do not
accept
commissions. Have a lovely night."
He began to shut the door, but his insistent visitor jammed a leg in his way and waved the letter with a bit more urgency. "What! But hold on, ain'tcha that famous writer?"
Lucius sighed and opened the door a bit, if only so her leg wouldn't get wedged in its way. "This is the residence of Lucius Manson, yes, and while you may be
speaking
to him, I hope you're not so bold to assume-"
"Oh!" That seemed to catch his visitor off-guard, but she took it in stride. With a shake of her head and a shrug, the insistent caller laughed. "No, no, no. See, the commission isn't for
Lucius
." Her tone took on a note of smug superiority, and instead of trying to push the letter into Lucius' hands, she waggled it in front of him.
"It's for
Scratch
."
Lucius' eyes went wide, and his blood ran cold. "Get in!" He hissed after a moment of silence, opening the door just enough for her to squeeze in. After she'd done so, tittering all the while, Lucius poked his head out, looked to see if anyone had bore witness to the exchange...before
shutting
the door behind him.
...And
bolting
it for good measure.
His visitor had apparently made herself quite at home, because the first thing Lucius saw when he turned around was her robe, discarded in a pile on the floor. With a little huff, he picked it up and folded it. Oh, of
all
the things that could've happened tonight, it had to have been
this
.
"Hurry up, Scratch! We've got
business
to discuss!" She called from the sitting room, and from the loud,
obnoxious
sounds of her lips smacking, Lucius realized he only had a few moments more before his curdbread would be gone!
"Just
what
do you think you're
doing-
" Lucius squawked as he turned the corner, furious already. Then his ire sputtered to a halt.
Perched in his armchair, dipping a piece of curdbread in his soup and gleefully flipping through his book, was the most
strikingly
attractive young lady he'd ever seen. Her skin was smooth and pale, but with a touch of peach-blush just under the surface that spoke of warmth. Her green eyes glinted with mischief, set above a button nose and a cute, dimpled smile. Her blonde hair was cut short and charmingly tousled, and-
Well, there was no easy way to say it.
Her breasts were
enormous
. More than enormous, they were
distractingly
massive on her slender frame. The rest of her was thin and lithe, and then she had these two fat, jiggling
tits
jutting out. The simple, white dress she wore was stretched to the point of
scandal
by her bust, and they seemed almost
preternaturally
perky.
Oh, and she had horns, wings, and a tail, too, but those
tits