The Story of Charlie Byler
His name was Survey Service Captain Michael Taylor, but those who knew him on Earth would have scarcely have recognized him. For one thing his golden-brown hair was all white now, but that was the least of it. His high cheekbones had become broader. His face had become longer, thinner. His blue eyes had turned green. He still had the same strong, wide shoulders, but he was two inches shorter and not nearly as muscular.
But no one on the Space Station had known him on Earth, and so no one even knew that any of these discrepancies existed. At the moment Taylor was regaling some lovely ladies with the story of how he had saved the planet Earth.
"So the Black Box really did take you into the future?" said Laura Giancomo.
Taylor nodded.
"How far into the future?" Shelly Rendler asked.
Taylor took a deep breath. "Twenty. Billion. Years."
To his side, Roland Miller made a face and turned away.
"What did you find?"
Taylor told the story of the race of aliens he encountered, aliens intent on destroying the Earth in the distant past. The girls clustered around him hovered over every word.
Roland had heard the story before, though when he had been living his other life, 500 years ago on Earth, he had heard that Taylor had traveled one billion years into the future, not twenty. He had even seen the holostory which portrayed Taylor's adventures though the holoactor who played Taylor looked very different from the actual article. For his part Roland had been a little disappointed to meet the famous Survey Service Captain. He hadn't known quite what to expect. He had expected to meet a handsome and charismatic man, which he did, but didn't quite expect to meet someone who was so full of himself. Taylor told stories of his adventures early and often since his arrival just two weeks ago, and to Roland he seemed much more boisterous than a Survey Service Captain could or should be.
The other unusual thing is that Taylor had resisted pairing with the women, despite being chased by half the female population of the Space Station. Tot he best of Roland's knowledge, he had only paired with two women, and his pairing scores had not been at all remarkable. That still had not dimmed the luster of the famous Captain.
Roland noticed that Captain Taylor spent a lot of time with new arrivals, counseling them. That evening Taylor sat with the newest arrival, Charlie Byler. Charlie had just been unfrozen the day before and was still trying to figure things out. Taylor graciously gave his own time to try and advise the young man, who had been a minor third-grade public relations specialist for the World Government in Muncie, Indiana.
"So many girls to choose from, and they're all coming on to me," said Charlie.
"Of course they are," said Taylor. "You're young, you're handsome... and you're new. But you have to pick most carefully, Charlie. You want someone who's going to give you a good combined score."
"What is considered good?"
"Well, 800 is considered a passing grade, but so far no one's ever gotten that," said Taylor. "A good grade is 600. A promising grade is 700. But the people who get that are few and far between."
"How... how am I to know which woman can help my offspring get such a high score?"
"Intuition, my friend. And fortunate for you because intuition is what a good Survey Service Captain is made of."
"So... who do you advise me to select?" Charlie asked. "Laura Giancomo is very pretty."
"She is indeed. But pretty doesn't enter the equation here."
"Susan Shinn is very friendly."
"She is very friendly. She also works for the First One, whose agenda may not be yours," said Taylor.
"Then there's Michelle Rendler. We had a long talk today, she seems so understanding."
"Yes, she does," said Taylor. "But understanding is not what you need. You need something different. Unusual. You need... Audra." He pointed with his finger. They were sitting in Bermuda where people were avidly talking to each other, but Taylor was pointing to a far corner of the lounge where a dark haired girl was sitting by herself, staring at the holographic landscape with a frown on her face.
"Her?" said Charlie. "She... she seems like a loner."
"She
is
a loner," Taylor agreed. "I don't think anyone has partnered with her, which is precisely why you should. So far everyone has failed. The answer can't be found in partnering with the same people over and over. You have to try something new, something different. My guy instinct says you should try Audra."
Charlie figited with his fingers. "What... what should I say?"
"Talk to the girl. Be friendly. Ask where she came from on Earth, what she did. Start a conversation with her."
"All right."
Charlie went over to her. He could tell immediately that Audra Semens was in distress. Her eyes had heavy bags under them, her face a mask of discomfort. Her hair was poofy and wild, and she was rubbing her hair between three fingers as she rocked back and forth in her chair. When she saw Charlie approach she said, "Who are you? What do you want?"
"I'm sorry to disturb you!" said Charlie immediately. "My, my name is Charlie Byler. I, I just came to say hello."
"Oh." She seemed to relax fractionally. She seemed to consider this as she rocked back and forth. "All right."
"May I sit down?"
Audra nodded.
Charlie sat opposite her. "Your name is Audra, right?"
"Who told you that? Was it the ghosts?"
"Ghosts?"
"Don't act dumb," said Audra. "The ghosts of the dead. The ghosts of all the people we killed."
"We killed? I didn't kill anyone!"
"Of course you did. We all did." Audra's teeth were chattering. "It was Man Made Temperature Change. We used grav cars. We used electricity. We used processed goods. All of it made the Earth explode and kill all of mankind. We're all responsible, all of us!" she grabbed her head, as if she couldn't stand the pressure.
Could this really be the woman who Captain Taylor had advised him to mate with?
"They are the ones who punish us, you see," said Audra, leaning forward and lowering her voice as if to prevent the ghosts from overhearing. "They come in the night. They come and turn our bodies into powder. They're angry with us for destroying the Earth. But I'm smarter than them. I know their game."
"You do?"
"Yes. When I go to sleep at night I cross one leg over the other, like this. Then I tap my bedframe three times in a row, three times! It's a code, you see. They know I'm one of them. That I'm on their side. I always come here every morning. I sit exactly here and order three pancakes every morning. No one who has ever been turned to powder sits here every morning and eats three pancakes. It's a sign, you see, a sign I will be spared." Her fingers twirled her hair even more rapidly.
"Interesting, really," said Charlie, getting up. "Can you excuse me? I'll be right back."
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"Shes' crazy!"
"She's a little upset," said Taylor.
"No, she's
crazy
. She believes in ghosts," said Charlie. "How could pairing with someone like that produce a stable match which would endure for a thousand years of descendants?"
"I don't know," Taylor shrugged.
"You don't know?"
"No," said Taylor. "The only thing I know is that the pairings you have seen all around us, the pairings of normal, stable people has produced failure after failure. You want to try that? Go ahead, there are a dozen women I'm sure who would pair with you. Happily. But you're no more likely to get good results than any of us. Look at me, I'm a Survey Service Captain. I've paired with many women but failed every time. Do you think you could do better?"
"I.... no, of course not."
"Then try something different. Try something none of us have tried before."
"But... how will I persuade her?"
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