Chapter 1
Jack Morphy held the blue crystal bottle jealously in his hands. He had acquired it from the Tunan-aka Himalayan tribe. Nestled in the mountains, a special mountain stream of holy water ran down, through a primitive village that had been using it in their ceremonies for thousands of years. The modern residents who lived near the village called it 'giggle juice' because it made you laugh after drinking it, however most called it a myth.
Jack's wife had passed away, and his depression made it impossible for him to get an erection, even after using modern medicine. He heard the 'giggle juice' had another name, The Orgasm Juice, and it would increase the sex drive of either men or women. When consumed, it is said the only way for the body to expel the fluid, is through an orgasm. So the body does what it needs to do to expel the liquid. Some claim the mountain had a higher than normal natural uranium deposits which tainted the water. Risks aside, Jack had journeyed to Nepal, climbed the Himalayans, found and befriended the native tribe, fought off some hunters with spears, killed wild animals, and after the village elder realized his true intentions, escaped narrowly from them before being killed, and smuggled the liquid back to America.
On the street, he popped open the cork and took a sip. Immediately he started to laugh. A person was across the street, and he honed in on them and laughed as if he wanted them to hear it. They turned and looked at him. He felt good, euphoric. He came up to a bar, and put the bottle in his pocket.
Inside, he ordered a beer from a large, tattooed biker chick bartender. Next to him, were three lovely ladies in mini skirts, flashy jewelry, and sipping on martinis. He felt a stirring in his loins, like a hungry tiger that just spotted some prey. It felt like he was suffocating, he couldn't breath, he had to go over and talk to them.
"Hi, how are you," he said to all three.
"Fine," one said.
"You girls look beautiful,"
"Thanks!" They said and cheered each other, laughing and generally ignoring him.
"I would really like to get with one of you," he said.
They turned harshly towards him.
"Your hair, so beautiful, those mini skirts,"
"Wow, calm down boy," one of them said and they all started laughing again.
This triggered Jack to start laughing, and he was laughing with them.
"I like him, he's fun," one of the girls said.
Jack took this as an invitation to start rubbing her shoulders. "You have such beautiful skin."
"Oh my,"
"Hey now," the other girls said.
At that moment the larger bartender came up and bounced Jack off her with her hips.
"Is he causing trouble?" The bartender said.
"He's fine," the girl getting massaged said quietly, but her friends were too busy shouting and laughing to hear her.
"We should really be going," the other girl said and they all agreed. "Thanks, Cagey," she said to the bartender.
Cagey, as they called her, turned to Jack. He thought she was going to beat him up or call the police. "Listen, if you're that horny, see that woman in the corner?"
Jack looked over. In the corner, filing her nails, was a very well put together middle aged woman, wearing fancy clothes and make up.
"She's a prostitute," Cagey said.
Jack went over towards her, his erection bulging his pants out. He sat down so she wouldn't be eye level with it.
"Hi," he said.
"Hey there, sugar, what can I do for you," she said with a raspy voice.
"I heard you were..." he trailed off. His eyes wondered down to her breasts, poking out of her dress, a few freckles. He may have drooled a bit.
"Okay, I see what you need," she said. "My name's Sasha, and do not dare call me a prostitute, I am an escort, I do not guarantee sex or even your enjoyment, and if you are an undercover, everything I do is perfectly legal."
"Uh...Ba..." Jack mumbled.
"Oh, and $350, up front."
"Well I don't have that..."
"Cash only."
"You can come with me to the ATM."
"You can take your broke ass to the ATM by yourself and then come back for me."
Jack got up, and was about to do just that, when he felt a pain in his stomach. It quickly traveled down to his groin, felt like he was dehydrated or had a UTI, like he had to pee but couldn't.
"I can't make it that long," Jack said, feeling like he was going to pass out.
"Excuse me?"
Jack sat down at the table. Beneath the table he started rubbing his crotch. He got close to her and whispered, "I have this special juice, it's very rare. I'll share some with you, as payment."
He took out the blue crystal bottle.
She stopped filing her nails and said, "what the hell kinda scam you running?"
"I'm serious, it's magical."
"I ain't taking some magical potion from a guy who looks like he needs to take a wiz."
"Please..."
"Hey Cagey," Sasha yelled.
"Oh no, not Cagey," Jack said, thinking he was toast.