Hey, Average Joe here.
It's been a while in the land of quarantines and lockdowns. I'm currently stuck at home with my wife and toddler, so finding time alone to write has been difficult.
Now, I've dabbled in fantasy, I've dabbled in romance, I've dabbled in BDSM, Harems, and tentacle sex. So now it's time for something new.
I've still got a few things in the works I'm very excited about. This includes another romance with a kink twist, as well as the sequel to my award winning story, "The Beast."
Follow me for more details.
Average Joe
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Chapter One
It was a dream, unlike any other. One that made so little sense, I didn't even feel like myself any more...
It wasn't that I was naked... It wasn't that I was horny... After all, I slept naked and for someone just past their eighteenth birthday, I had one hell of a sex drive.
It was the ten-inch cock I had buried in my best friend's pussy...
That's how I knew this was a dream. I was eighteen already. The oldest woman to undergo the change, prior to myself, was twelve. Futa aren't all that rare these days either, so there's been plenty of studies. Not that the studies are released to the public. There's almost a cone of silence around the subject. Basically, if you aren't a futa and you aren't married to one, you're in the dark.
But what a dream this was. My best friend Jane, with that perfect bubble butt sticking out as far as she could push. I'll admit, she'd been the source of my spank bank more than once. I'd even told her a few times. But she had different priorities, and our friendship blossomed outside of the bedroom she had no interest in entering. And I could live with that. In the meantime, I had some prime dream ass to slam.
Jane, my lovely dream Jane, could take me right to the... Well... Not balls... I didn't seem to have any. I'd say clit, but it seemed my dream cock WAS my new clit... SOOooo... Fuck it... I fucked her. I fucked her hard, I fucked her deep and I fucked her long. The feeling of her exquisite flesh wrapped around my member was glorious. The soft squeals of pleasure that escaped her mouth only drove me on. As the walls of her tight little pussy clenched down on my cock, I erupted inside her with a loud moan. She twisted around giving me a hooded smile and said...
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Fuck!" I snarled.
"AMBER!"
Stupid paper-thin walls... "Sorry, mum!"
Kicking off the blanket, I ignored the wet mess I'd left. It wasn't the first time I'd squirted in my sleep and it wouldn't be the last. At least I did my own laundry these days. Mum had stopped asking about my sheet washing habit years ago. With a sigh, I stood and walked into my ensuite. As always, I checked myself for bags under my eyes. I'd been having trouble sleeping lately, mum said I'd been hormonal, but I didn't feel any different. My green eyes were bright and clear. My shoulder-length red hair needed a good brush before I got it wet, so I started there.
As I brushed out the small knots that had formed in the night, the jiggle of my boobs made me smile. Here I'd been a late bloomer. I was fifteen before my mosquito bites had given me a nice c-cup and their healthy bounce always made me smile. So with my hair done, it was time for a quick pee before my morning shower.
The cold porcelain touching my clit was a little startling a gotta tell you. But looking down, it was the least of my concerns...
"MUUUUUUUUUM!" I screamed
The panic in my voice must have startled my parents because I could hear them both running. In just moments, my door banged open and my mother stormed in with a concerned expression on her face. I had just enough time to stand, before she turned around, grabbing my father, who followed her in and shoved him back out of the room.
"MUM!" I cried.
"Hey, hey now, calm down," she said, stepping closer. "This is... New, I admit."
"New?!" I screeched, "I have a fucking dick!"
"Honey, I really don't like that word," she said firmly.
I just stared bug-eyed at her a moment, "what? Dick or Fucking?"
"Both," she said firmly.
I looked down at what was quite clearly the ten-inch cock from my dreams and looked back up at her. My face twisted in rage as I went to yell, when it occurred to me, I was distracted from my new appendage, by my mother's attitude to my language... Bitch has me figured out to a 'T.'
"Thanks mum," I grumbled.
She just smiled, "it's going to be okay. I'll ring gam-gam and see what we need to do, okay?"
I frowned, thinking of my grandmother... Who married another woman... "You're not a test tube baby are you?" I asked my mother.
She just smiled, "no dear, I'm biologically related to both your grandma's. Now, take your shower, I'll make you breakfast so you're not late."
I just nodded and turned back to the bathroom. First on my list was to finish my pee from earlier. I was a little worried at first where it would come out, but it seemed I peed from my vagina like normal, which was comforting. That taken care of, I hopped in the shower. Soaping myself up, I reluctantly made the decision to wash my new... Cock... That was a new experience. Three seconds of contact, and sure enough, it was the same size and shape I remembered from the dream. I just quickly washed it and hopped out to dry. Getting dressed was my next issue... My lace underwear weren't gonna hold a ten-inch meat missile. Without the underwear, said ten-inch meat missile hangs lower than my favourite skirt... So my comfortable baggy pants and a hoodie were my best bet. Though I still wore my favourite bra underneath.
With a sigh and a final check in the mirror to make sure I was somewhat presentable, I made my way to the kitchen, just as mum hung up the phone.
"Alright, gam gam said to ring the school, I've put you down to see the guidance counselor. They'll let you know when to go in," she said with a small smile.