(Part 3 of the series and a dive into this nation's religion. I tried to be as fantastical as I could to make it pop. I appreciate the all the readers who take time to read these my stories. Again I would highly appreciate any constructive feedback to improve.)
"Tell me about this Lord Samarasa Tracey, I think that'll be a good place to start" Joan asked Tracey as she began to scribble into her notebook.
"He is our god. He is the original gooner. This world, this universe. He was why you and I are here, and he is what led you to me this day. We all stem from this divine edge and seed." Tracey said in a trembling voice. Joan noticed that Tracey was shivering, and her eyes began to water as she began to speak about this "Lord Samarasa".
"Is everything ok Tracey? I hope I didn't offend you." Tracey asked apologetically.
"No sweetie, it's just my love for my religion goes deeper than me, it goes to my soul. I'm just overcome with joy and love for my Lord whenever I utter his name. All Praises to Lord Samarasa for making me a gooner!" Tracey began to proclaim with tears beginning to pour down her rosy cheeks.
As Joan handed Tracey a tissue for her tears, she thought "I have never seen such devotion to a religion in my life. Not in my anthropology courses, not even back home at Sunday church".
"Tell me about the creation story your religion has" Joan asked Tracey as she continued to scribble in her notebook.
Tracey cleared her throat, " In the beginning there was nothing. No light, no life, no pleasure or pain, just nothing. Then came Lord Samarasa. Lord Samarasa was in this "void" and as he willed he edged. I say "he" for simplicity sake, but my Lord is no human and has no sex nor gender. My Lord has both cock and vagina. In this void he edged both and thus became the first gooner. For 6 whole days he edged his cock by rubbing his frenulum in slow, circular motions. At the same time, he rode "Mandinga" the first and supreme dildo, harder and faster than anything the human mind nor science can comprehend".
"On the 7th day, Lord Samarasa's vagina squirted from Madinga's pleasure. This squirt exploded everywhere, and thus our universe was made. Then my Lord's cock shot thick ropes that created the Earth, the planets, and began life as we know. Semen is the seed that creates life from nothing Joan. We come from semen and are nothing without it" Tracey explained.
Joan stopped scribbling. Her mind struggled to process what she heard and attempted to rationalize it. "This.. this.. I don't know how to handle this" Joan thought.
"This religion certainly has some sort of holy book right?" Joan said as she tried to regain her composure and focus.
Tracey smiled and again Joan was hypnotized by Tracey's radiating smile. It was just something about that smile that enveloped Joan in such warmth, like a fire in a cold winter's night. Tracey got up and walked over to the nightstand next to Joan's bed. She opened the drawer and pulled out a massive, thick black book. She walked over to Joan and handed her the book. Joan studied the cover, but there was only a gold title: "The Book Of Goon".
"Actually Joan, let me take you to the city of the gods, and we can continue this in the car and on the drive there. Don't worry about dressing, you'll blend in perfectly" Tracey said.
"Oh.. Ugh sure Tracey" Joan replied hesitantly.
As the Mustang turned into and entered the "Hitachi Freeway", Joan began to open and explore the "Book Of Goon". As she skimmed through the book, she noticed how the book was organized and separated. Each chapter was a chapter about a specific porn category. Such as "Book Of MILF", "Book Of BBC", "Book Of Squirt","Book Of Anal" and etc. Joan was in a trance by the sheer detail each chapter divided into about each category of porn. Each chapter had prayers, biblical stories, advice on living, and advice on self pleasure.
"How can you devise such in depth theology about porn, it boggles my mind" Tracey thought, too timid to ask Tracey.
