Wayne entered the curio shop in an obscure corner of Manhattan, seeking a novel gift for his little brother, Jack. He spied a fat Buddha with a huge hard-on. Asking, he was told that the Horny Buddha was over a thousand years old, and came from the headwaters of the holy Ganges River in India. The asking price was nine hundred dollars. Wayne had made a fortune riding Amazon.com stock and then AOL, and was smeart enough to avoid the crash of the late nineties. He paid for the statue without argument and left with the small package under his arm, thinking how Jack would appreciate how this peice tied in with his cultural studies on India at NYU.
"What's this," Jack exclaimed when he opened his present on his twenty first birthday.
"The Horny Buddha. I found it in a shop on the in Manhattan."
"It's wonderful. I love it." Jack thought the thing was a fraud, and that his ignorant brother had been taken in. He put it on a shelf when he got home, and forgot about it. A few weeks later, his cat started clawing the sofa. Jack threw a baseball at him but missed, knocking the Horny Buddha off the shelf. It broke on the floor.
"Shit. I hope superglue will work." Jack bent to pick up the pieces and saw a bit of parchment sticking out. He picked up the remains and pulled out the parchment. A small wizened black thing dropped into his hand. It looked like a small turd, and he dropped it on the floor. Looking at the parchment, he found he could read the faded writing on it.
"This is the Monkey's Penis. Three wishes only will it grant, and none shall it take away."
Wishes? What kind of gag was this? But Wayne wasn't smart enough to write that in that language, and the Horny Buddha was clearly old. Wayne picked up the black object. It could be a dick, he supposed. What would he wish for? He put it down and laughed.
Later, fitting the pieces of the statue together, he thought about it. He lived alone, and was shy around girls. His first and only girl friend had laughed cruelly when she'd unzipped his pants. Jack's dick was only three inches long and his testicles were like hazelnuts. He'd been afraid of girls ever since. What did he have to lose? It wasn't going to work anyway.
"Monkey Penis! I Wish that my penis was eighteen inches long, and eight inches around, and that my balls were as big as baseballs."
He held the dried penis to his head, and then threw it on the floor. Suddenly he was in agony, and threw himself on the floor, ripping at his jeans. His balls were being crushed in his pants. Staring down, Jack was stunned. His limp dick was eight inches long, and huge. He grabbed the baseball he'd thrown at the cat and his balls were at least as big. Holy shit, it worked!
He pulled his pants off and stood before the mirror doors on his shower. His limp dick hung halfway to his knees, and his large balls pushed it out so it hung clear without touching. He held it, amazed at it's weight. He needed both hands to hold it all. He squeezed gently, feeling it's fullness. He started jerk off, slowly, and it grew harder and larger, the head turning purple and huge.
Jack fell to his knees, slowly stroking his incredible member. At eighteen inches, it was longer than his forearm, and his fingers only reached part way around. His balls bruised his thighs as they bounced. He stroked harder, using both hands. He felt a tingle in his new balls, but orgasm was far away.
He got an idea, and sat on the floor with his legs spread in front of him. His new cock came up to his nose, and he licked the huge head of his own cock. The head was nearly almost four inches across, and he could not fit his mouth around it. He sucked on the head and stroked the glans under the head. After an hour, he felt an orgasm building in his balls. Jack jacked faster, and suddenly he erupted in a gigantic stream of cum, flooding his nose and making him choke as enormous pulses of ecstacy shot through is body.
Jack got up. There had to be at least a pint of semen on himself and on the floor and walls of his bathroom. His enormous dick was throbbing and bouncing. He wondered what fucking would be like now, and what girls would say. He took a quick shower, got dressed in his sweat pants, the only thing that would fit him now, and went out.
He entered a club he knew of, but had been too embarassed to enter before. The enormous bulge of his new equipment was prominent and unmistakable as he stood with his back to the bar, surveying the girls. A hot redhead caught came up to him and pulled him to her corner. She was a tall girl with large bulging breasts and a slender waist and perfect ass. Her name was Nicole. She had two friends with her, Simone, a tall blue eyed black-haired girl with a well proportioned slender body, and Laurie, a small hefty blond with large tits.
These girls had seen his package and wasted no time. Laurie rubbed against him and said, "Let's go, girls." They all went to Simone's place a few blocks over. Simone prepared drinks as the other two girls fell on Jack, practically ripping his clothes off. Jack stood there, embarassed, his soft dick bouncing slightly. Nicole and Laurie fell to their knees in worship, and ran their tongues over Jack's huge member.
Simone put the drink materials down and stripped her clothes off, revealing a nice body with small tits and a hard ass. She pushed Laurie and Nicole aside, and the other two girls stripped. The sight of all this flesh made Jack's giant cock spring to attention, standing straight out and huge for it's full eighteen inches. The girl's shrieked, and lunged on it, licking it's whole length. None of the girls could fit her mouth over the massive knob on the end, but they sucked at it and stroked it.
Nicole lay back on the floor, pulling Jack down over her, spreading her legs and pressing Jack's face into her flaming bush. Jack licked her dripping cunt as the other two girls jerked his cock. Nicole came in shuddering gasps. She pulled him up and pressed his cock between her legs. He positioned himself at her entrance, and thrust forward, but he couldn't enter her tight dripping hole.
In frustration, Nicole pulled his up to her ample tits. He fucked her tits, but couldn't swing a full stroke, and he gave Nicole a bloody nose by pushing too hard and too fast. Nicole let go of her tits, and kissed Laurie, who was kneeling and sucking on Nicole's nipple.
Jack got up, and positioned his huge cockhead at Laurie's dripping pussy, but he was simply too large and could not enter her sloppy hole. In frustration, he fucked the crack of Laurie's ass, Simone licking the top of his dick.
Simone pulled him to the floor, and straddled him, pushing down on his pole with her weight. He fit in none of the girls! Simone pushed his dick down and rode the top of it, rubbing her hairy bush and clit on his full length. She came with a sigh.
Sensing his frustration, the three girls lined up and sucked and licked the sides and end of his dick, expressing pity and frustration. He fit in none of their holes. Under their attentions, though, he came with a gush, covering Laurie's face and hair in a semen fountain. The two other girls turned away from him and smothered Laurie in licks. Unsatisfied, Jack got dressed and walked out, leaving the three girls to their lesbian orgy.
Angry, Jack drove to a red light district, and picked a fine looking whore. "Let's fuck," he told her. Rubbing his crotch, the whore's eyes widened and she said "No way you're putting that thing in me." She slipped out of his car, ignoring his cry of rage. He found a fat old woman, who'd fucked thousands of men. She refused him too.
