"Did you hear?"
"About Mari Goi? Twins is what I heard. Boys."
"No, you daft old thing. The king's announced a contest!"
"And what's that to do with us? What with him up in Borea and all, eating every kind of fish while we're lucky to get a fin of trout to go with last year's pickled cabbage."
"That's as may, but he's hankering to get back here to Alba. He's offered up a prize to whoever slays the monster. It's all anyone's talking about."
"What prize? I heard he left all his gold behind, and now it's under that mountain of rubble that used to be walls. There's fools digging there every night in hope of finding a coin or two. Mari's old man says he found a whole chest, though he claims it was only silks inside."
"Get a pretty price for silk."
"So I hear, but I bet he found more as well. What prize is it? No one round here is fool enough to test that old monster. Best we can hope is it gets homesick and returns to the depths."
"You're right, no doubt. But the king's desperate enough to offer up his kingdom. 'He who slays the monster,' he says, 'shall gain my daughter's hand in marriage, and shall reign as King of Alba after my death.'"
"I can't see Princess Kait being thrilled by that."
"No, but I imagine she'd rather share the throne of Alba than be stuck in Borea staring at rocks all her life."
"True. True. Mind, I pity any hero who does slay the beast, for he'll win himself a sour-faced bride, and I'm not sure which is worst."
*
Dala and I stood atop the cliff looking south towards the ruined city of Alba. It was early spring and the gusting wind was cool, but the sky was clear and the late afternoon sun was warm.
A short distance away stood an old, grey-bearded man in a long purple cloak stitched with stars and symbols. "I call upon the Six to bless this staff," he cried out, brandishing the stick he held. "I ask Uxur to give me the fire of the Sun, and Ulaxr the ice of the Moon. I ask Derushil to give my weapon the strength of the Forge, and Oehr to open the gateway to Tordunh. I ask Veshla to fill my heart with courage, and Minarwe to give strength to my flesh."
Dala sniggered. "I can just imagine him praying to Minarwe every night," she whispered to me. "O Minarwe, give strength to my flesh! Make my cock hard that I might slake my lust on the temple maids again."
Her voice must have carried with the wind, or perhaps his hearing was younger than his years, for he turned a most terrible scowl upon Dala.
"Get on with it, old man," she said loudly. "If every fool who called upon the gods got his wishes, there would be chaos across the land."
The small crowd that had gathered to watch tittered with laughter but no one else was as bold as Dala. The wizard's cheeks flushed with anger, and for a moment it seemed he might attack Dala physically, but his gaze flickered towards my chest and his eyes widened in startled recognition.
My amulet, I realised. A fool he might be, but the old man knew an amulet of Minarwe when he saw it. There was a moment's calculation in his eyes, and I wondered if he would dare to ask the goddess directly for aid - but then he looked away, and focussed his attention once again on the sea.
Out in the distance, as if on cue, a single coiling tentacle peeked above the waves. It looked a slender and delicate thing from so far away, but it was just one of many, and even that one was in truth thicker than a ship's mast and perfectly capable of tearing a ship apart, leaving behind only a chaos of timbers and drowning sailors.
"
Tum-ba dar penifturtu ogla abreq pir mela!
" the wizard cried, holding his stick aloft. Lighting cracked through the blue sky above us, and moments later the boom of thunder deafened us, with an aftermath of murmuring echoes.
"Impressive!" Dala shouted. "But can you aim it? Can those old eyes even see the monster from here?"
The gathered crowd, who had shrunk away in fear at the terrifying evidence of the wizard's power, crept closer again, finding courage in Dala's cheerful provocation.
The Rathwiri wizard was just one of many visitors to Alba's shore who had come to test the monster. A few days before, a prince of Saruz had turned up in a ship with dozens of huge bows for firing harpoons, and he had barely escaped with his life; his ship and crew had not fared so well. Before that, a Borean fisherman had rowed out with a barge piled with oil barrels, waited bravely until a great tentacle coiled about the vessel, and then set the oil alight; the sea had burned even until dusk, but Ketos was still there the next day, and the fisherman had never been seen again.
"
Tum-ba dar penifturtu ogla abreq pir mela!
" the wizard cried again, and this time lightning struck down at the sea, though nowhere near where that tentacle had been earlier.
Dala cheered as the thunder boomed again. "Are you sure you don't want to take a boat out there? Get a bit closer?"
Again the wizard cried out, and again, but no more lightning came, and the old man slumped to his knees exhausted. "Never mind, old man," Dala said. "At least you won't have to marry the princess."
The crowd burst into laughter, but the king's representative, a fat man with a gold chain about his neck who had come to witness the wizard's attempt to slay the monster, cast a horrified look at Dala.
Their entertainment over, the crowd broke apart, people chattering and laughing as they made their way back to the city. Soon there were only ourselves and the old man left looking out over the water, and it wasn't long before he toddled off too.
Not for the first time, I found myself drawn to Dala's contradictory nature. Her blonde hair and fair face, combined with an open approach to sex and a dirty sense of humour, made her well liked with the men she spoke to, but her naturally flirtatious manner never touched her heart. Dala had no interest in romance, and was either oblivious or scornful of men's longing for a deeper connection with her.