The Lust Gene: Episode 2
- Blown Behind Bars pt. 1
Have you ever had one of those days where no matter how hard you worked, no matter what you attempted to accomplish, you just seemed to go backwards? One of those days where every move you made, ended up in failure? Where, no matter how clever you think you are, you ended up with someone deepthroating you to completion when you're supposed to be being productive?
Sometimes I forget that this is a
me
problem. You probably hate me, but sometimes, just every once in a while, I really wish I had someone I could commiserate with about my problems. I guess many women have some kind of idea what it's like for everyone around them to want to jump their bones. But-I guess that is why I started writing these, to share my story with those who care. I know there are plenty of perverts out there reading my smutty writing with pleasure. And that makes me feel a little better.
As you may know from my last entry, I have been blessed-though, it can often feel like a curse-with a very niche, powerful ability. That I can't turn off. My body emits a wide-band spectrum of arousing signals-and I mean AROUSING. Through some cosmic joke, a mutation in my genes has given me the power to make everyone rabidly horny. The 'Lust Gene', I call it.
Now, it's not mind control, mind you. Just think of it as, through some physical manipulation of universal law, I've become the hottest, most desirable piece of ass in the universe. And, though I demand nothing of the people, they often demand much of me. That's how I got out of jail, but also how I got put in jail in the first place.
I spend a lot of time at home, alone. It works for me because I am a bit of a loner and a homebody. And it is the only way I can get some peace and quiet for the most part. As long as I don't have to interact with anyone, I can go days without a sexual encounter-I know, I know, poor, poor guy. Damon Run, just can't catch a break with all this sucking and fucking-what a tragedy. That's what you're thinking. I am sorry, but remember, I'm writing this for you, you sick pervert. Wink.
On the day in which this story takes place, I had to leave the house. I admit, I do have a bit of an issue with social anxiety, and though I know everyone I interact with is going to be nice to me-very nice-I still get the nervous jitters when I have to go out into the world. So, I put on my only defense--a pair of big, square, old-man sunglasses-the kind that wrap around my head and are big enough that they could be worn over another pair of sunglasses. A plain navy blue ball cap completes the ensemble. It doesn't work all the time, but for the unattentive of the world, it seems to deflect enough interest that some do not feel my aura.
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I locked my front door and slinked down to my car, a gray hatchback with a nice, dark tint to the windows. Batman had the Batmobile, I got the Don't-Look-At-Me Machine. I was feeling good, just getting to the car with no human interaction, and I let out the breath I'd been holding since leaving my place. It was nice just driving on that nice sunny, early summer day. Most people never looked twice, as the Don't-Look-At-Me Machine rolled by. The mission was to get eggs and bread without fucking anyone.
Oh poor guy, you say. Shut up, my life is... different.
I was still a little sore and, honestly, still sexually satisfied after my last trip to the dentist. I could still smell Dr. Goldenrod. Her sweat and perfume, saliva, that hint of cigarette smoke and pussy juice, had permeated my very being. As I drove, it was like the smell of that curvaceous dentist--oh, and her cute little assistant, Julie-it was like the scent of them, and what they'd done to me atop that white leather dental exam chair-it was like the scent memory of it still hung in the car. Clinging to me. I still had Julie's phone number that she'd given me. It was sitting on the counter in the kitchen. I took a deep inhalation, and it was like the hot and heavy air of the encounter with those two women had only just happened. Just because my powers made it easy for me to get laid, and I do complain-a lot--I do still fantasize.
I have a lot of good footage saved in the ol' spank bank. See? I'm still human.
Suddenly, I realized I'd made a mistake. In my reverie, I'd driven right past the turnoff to the grocery. Craning my neck, I checked my blind spot so I could swing a u-turn. I had really let the scent memory take over. Vividly, I was lost in the manifestation of Dr. Goldenrod's impressive tits, bouncing slowly as she had gyrated her body on my rock-hard--
--A car horn blasting and rubber screaming on asphalt snapped me back to reality. And in that reality, my car was fishtailing. I hadn't checked both blind spots and in the other lane, I'd drifted right into a boxy, little SUV. Thankfully, I wasn't hauling ass, but I was still going fast enough that the car swung hard, tires screeching. I jerked the wheel the other way, over-corrected and jumped the curb, my car bounding the barrier and bouncing down into a grassy swale with a terrible crunching sound. Concrete chewed into steel and aluminum and plastic. My tires chomped into the earth, and with a bang and a pop, the front bumper bent around the yellow concrete base of a telephone pole. And the airbag went off.
For a moment, everything went black and spun. That feeling, like when one drinks too much and lies down in a dark room. My bell was rung. Then, sparkling, white popping stars appeared in my vision and daylight slowly filtered back. My horn was stuck on, something crumpling in the engine compartment, giving my wobbly world some background music, like an out-of-tune trumpet on loop.
"Are you all right?"
I heard a voice ask, and felt a hand on my shoulder. I blinked away some stars and looked up at my savior. The all-black uniform, backlit by the midday sun, threw me off and for a moment, in my dazed state; I thought I was looking up at the grim reaper himself. My heart sped up, and I felt it pounding in my head.
"Sir-are you okay?" a small voice asked again.
I blinked, and the face came into focus. There was a police officer standing above me. She squatted lower, her face coming into focus, cupping her hand around her mouth to amplify her voice. I realized then that my blaring horn was uncomfortably loud.
"Can you hear me, sir? Please respond to my voice if you can!" she shouted.
The smell of peppermint gum smacked me in the face, the mint helping to bring me back to reality. The officer's face was very close then. I couldn't help but stare at her. The young woman's skin was tanned and flawless; dark hair pulled tight in a compact bun, though a few small curls had escaped. A sharp wave-shape made up the curve over her top lip, the bottom was thick and glossy. Her big brown eyes were staring straight into mine, and I saw it happen; like seeing a hit of heroin move from the needle to the user's eyes. Big, black pupils bloomed, and I saw the way she was looking at me change. Concern for a citizen changed to a kind of hunger. It was a similar look to what a gazelle might see from a leopard just before it sinks in its fangs.
"Do I know you...? You look so familiar and I just can't put my finger on it..." she said, her almond eyes narrowing in on me. She couldn't understand why she felt that way about me, a random person in a minor car accident. I could see the gears turning. I knew the situation all too well.
"No, no, we've never met. But, I have been told I have that kind of face, you know?" I half joked, blinking the last of the stars away.