Author's note: This fantasy story contains very little sex, and the sex it does have is more romance than erotica. There is no sex in this chapter, though there is sex-related violence.
If the threat of sexual violence or discussion of it offends you, proceed with caution!
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When Valkyries aren't out battling demon hordes, bringing the bravest of the slain warriors to Valhalla for their special version of the afterlife, or training to learn how to use their abilities, do you know what they do?
They serve Odin's warriors at the feasts in the halls of Valhalla!
"Really?"
Yes. REALLY.
"Isn't that a little - I don't know - DEMEANING? Mighty woman warriors defending all of Creation against demonic destruction, reduced to mere serving wenches for a bunch of drunken, brawling, lazy-ass, dead men?"
You know what they say: "a Valkyrie's work is never done!"
"Well. Fuck."
It's funny you should choose that particular word...
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Rune had never been to a Valhalla feast, and she was pretty excited about it! It sounded like a fun party! Maybe she could get some of the warriors to tell the tales of their mighty battles! Maybe there would be bards! And singing! And horns of ale and mead!
Rune didn't mind the serving girl part of the experience: she just wanted to be there!
The older women were a lot more pragmatic about it, of course, but they enjoyed Rune's enthusiasm as they all prepared for the feast in a few hours. Even Helga warmed up to Rune somewhat as the young Valkyrie asked question after question, chattering on about how fun it was all going to be.
"Is it true that fights break out, and the warriors go at it right there in the feast hall?"
(Answer: Yes, for certain. One man will loudly claim to be the greatest warrior of all time, and another will say he's a liar and a fraud. Then something will be said about somebody's mother, and soon all hell will break loose.)
"Can we have a drink? Or some food?"
(Answer: Yes, just don't keep the men waiting.)
"Do you think the bards will teach me to sing and let me play their instruments?"
(Answer: to be close to a Valkyrie for an hour or two, the average bard would do almost anything, including letting you say anything you liked about THEIR mothers. And they'd certainly let you handle their "instruments" all you wanted!)
Rune giggled as Helga and Hildi patiently answered all her questions and more. "I want to sing! And dance!" She'd completely missed the double-entendre about the bards and their instruments.
As Rune started singing (badly), Hildi commented in a low voice to her best friend Helga.
"She's so cute. I hope she enjoys the feast half as much as she's enjoying the prelude."
Helga nodded with a little smile. Rune had been going out of her way to be exceptionally nice, lately, and her warm, open enthusiasm was thawing the older woman. If the girl was going to try THAT HARD, Helga didn't have the heart to continue to shut her out.
"I fear it may disappoint her. I hope not."
Hildi smiled at her friend's reply and took hold of her hand, giving her a squeeze of affection. It was nice to see Helga this way. It reminded Hildi of the old Helga, the friend she'd known before the demon invasions had robbed the other woman of so much of her joy, and she was glad.
"Hope looks good on you, sister," the other woman told her friend. "You should try it more often."
"Oh, shush, you," Helga replied with a smile, but her eyes were shining with tears.
Her expression turning wistful as they continued watching Rune, Helga continued, "You know, I never had a LITTLE sister. Or a daughter."
Rune stopped singing and dancing (also badly) and came over to the two older women, still smiling. Radiant, actually.
"What are you two talking about," she asked, brightly but curiously.
Hildi turned to the young girl as Helga turned away, hastily wiping her eyes.
"It's nothing. But let me tell you about the three Fs." Hildi took Rune by the shoulder and led her a step or two away from Helga subtly.
"The three Fs? What are they?"
"Feasting, fighting, and fucking," Hildi explained. "That's what the brave warriors of Valhalla can expect in their afterlives."
"Fucking," the younger Valkyrie repeated with a shy giggle. "Really?"
"Yes, really. And who do you think they fuck?" Hildi looked at the girl meaningfully and waited for what she was saying to sink in.
Rune looked flustered as she processed what she was hearing. "Wha... you mean... you're saying..."