"Please, everybody, step back! Criminal escort coming through!"
The crowd of onlookers parted down the middle as a weary, beaten-up looking crook in all black was led down the street towards the waiting police vehicle. Around his chest, pinning his arms to his sides so he couldn't wriggle free, a yellow and black striped rope wrapped him tightly five times over, from just below his shoulders and down to his waist. At the end of the rope, which was of course not a rope at all, a black clad hand gripped the man's pants waist, one finger looping through a belt loop for an extra secure grip. At the other end of the coiling limb was Longella, the up-and-coming superheroine that had been plastered across seemingly every front page in the city lately. The smirk that had almost become her signature was stuck to her face, just as it was in all those press pictures.
"Got another one for ya, chief," she said matter-of-factly as she approached the black and white sedan, lights flashing and casting her marigold and black suit in alternating red and blue overtones. "This fella thought he could get into the museum through the roof. Luckily, I was in the area and heard the alarm. Caught him in the vents over the Egyptian wing, think he was going for that nice scepter with all the rubies."
The chief shook his head at the criminal as he placed one hand on his restrained shoulder gruffly. "Hey pal, haven't ya heard? Dis lady don't take too kindly to thieves like you, and neither do we!" His thick mustache twitched as he spoke in his thick midwestern accent, and he looked back up at the heroine. "Thanks again, Longella. Course, we prolly coulda caught him ourselves, but we always appreciate the assist, yknow?"
The heroine held one hand up as she reeled her long arm back into herself and shook her head. "I'm not here to put anybody out of a job, chief. Just doin what I can to help."
The chief chuckled. "Didn't mean nothin' of the sort, miss. Just joshin' wit ya. The more we see of you, the better, in my opinion!" He slapped cuffs on the perp, who glared at Longella with pure disgust.
"Fucking freak." he spat at her with pure vitriol as he was pushed towards the open back door of the cruiser.
She feigned a sad face at him, before sticking her thumbs in her ears, wiggling her fingers, and sticking her tongue unnaturally far out of her mouth. The thief lunged back towards the elastic woman, before the cop tugged him roughly back by his cuffs and pushed his head down into the open door. "Whoa der, pal! You haven't had enough yet? Don't worry, lots of tough fellas in holding for you to take your anger out on."
Longella smirked as her tongue zipped back into her mouth and she dropped her hands back to her hips, surveying the murmuring crowd that continued to snap pictures and take video to send their friends. "All right people, show's over! Go back to your routines!" she called out, waving at her fans, who only began calling at her.
"Longella! Over here!" one woman called. "Can we get a picture please?"
"Hey, L! Look into the camera!" called a paparazzi, his flashbulb bursting like a strobe light. "Let's get a smile!"
With a sigh she hoped was convincing enough, Longella tossed her hands up in surrender, before pulling her blonde hair back behind her head, her masked eyes scanning the crowd kindly. "Okay, okay, a few pictures!" She smiled and waved towards the press gathering, before making her way over to a gaggle of fans. A mother and her children held out their phone in front of them, as the heroine stretched her left arm to lay it across the back of all four of them, but the woman with the camera couldn't seem to get them all into frame, rotating the screen back and forth to try and get the shot.
"May I?" Longella asked, before taking the phone from the woman in her free hand, and extending her arm a foot further outwards to get the whole family in the shot. The kids clapped with glee, and she high fived each one as she handed the phone back to the thankful mother. One by one, she took pictures with each fan. She couldn't say she hated this. She spent the first couple of months after she got her powers in that chemical truck crash trying to hide her elastic body from the world. However, the decision to try and use her powers for good not only validated her in a moral manner, but the attention she received wasn't totally unwelcome. She posed with each clamoring supporter, giving an elongated peace sign or extending her torso to the opposite side of the person she was standing next to to make sure they got a photo they'd never forget.
Another phone stuck itself out in front of her face, and she looked at it with a big grin, only registering the other face within the frame as the photo was being taken. Her smile twitched as she looked over the bystander's visage. A salt and pepper beard framed the young man's angular face. His high cheekbones shone in the flash of the cameras around him, his dark complexion and swooping black hair practically glowing in the evening light between each strobe. His pristine white teeth glinted beneath a set of full lips, and as he lowered the phone screen back down, she came face to face with a set of deep brown eyes she felt she would plummet into if she wasn't careful.
"Thanks, Longella!" he said excitedly. "I don't usually take selfies or anything, but, well, I dunno, I'm a big fan!" His face beamed with true eagerness, and Longella stuttered, her own face nearly blank as she attempted to break free of the surprising trance she'd fallen under solely by this stranger's face.
"Y-yeah!" she stammered, nodding and pulling her face into a slightly overeager smile. "I mean, thanks! I uh, love to help!" She continued to meet the man's gaze for another moment, as he shifted his eyes back and forth, wanting not to take up any selfie time for the other fans nearby, but the mood had clearly shifted, and his bright eyes conveyed something a little sultrier underneath them, recognizing the shift in her own visage.
"Well we, er, we love when you help!" he stuttered as he took a few steps away from the crowd, never taking his eyes away from hers. "Well, I hope... maybe I'll see you around?" He flashed a grin at her again, countering her once again slackjawed stare.
"Ah, yeah!" she stammered, quickly reeling in the long arm that she realized had stayed looped around his waist as he had walked five feet away. "Just, er, rob a bank or something!" She cursed herself internally almost immediately after making the quip, but he laughed graciously at the joke.
"Don't tempt me!" he shouted, before winking as he turned his back and began to walk away, turning to look over the shoulder of his denim jacket one more time before his high top sneakers disappeared around a street corner.