I wish people would stop romanticizing the lives of vampires. Seriously. To think I was actually one of those people, once upon a time. I liked Dracula 2000 and the Twilight movies, and don't even get me started on Blade and the Underworld film series. Yeah, I devoured all things vampire. Now that I'm one, life kind of sucks. My name is Tariq Suleiman, but my friends call me Tar. Or at least they once did. Don't have much in the way of friends nowadays.
I was born in the City of Ottawa, Ontario, on November 8, 1987. My parents, Ahmed and Hodan Suleiman come from Somalia, and I was raised in an Islamic household. My parents are very religious, or rather, they were. Haven't seen them lately and it's probably for the best. Nowadays, I don't believe in much. I think becoming what I am now has stripped me of any religiosity, whether that's part of the game for what I've become or something particular about me, I can't say.
I just take life a day at a time, basically just trying to stay alive. Well, you know what I mean. My new existence sucks but it's the only one that I've got. Got to make do with what I have. How did I become a vampire? I'll get to that in a minute, folks. Nothing glamorous about how I became one of the undead. In fact, it took place under mundane circumstances.
Baron Wellington, a professor of anthropology at Carleton University got his hands on a humanoid skeleton found in east Africa and thought he'd found that holy grail of anthropologists, the dreaded Missing Link. What he found was much older than even the most distant ancestor of the human species. Carbon testing on the humanoid skeleton revealed it to be eight million years old, far older than any human-like remain ever found.
What did the good professor find, you may ask? The remains of the last vampire. A humanoid creature that walked the earth at a time long before woolly mammoths and saber-tooth cats. Long before the Ice Age. The professor was fascinated by this find and so was I. For I was one of Professor Wellington's students, an aspiring scientist in my own right.
One night, while fooling around in the lab with my then-girlfriend Amina, this cute Lebanese chick I met in my sociology elective, something bad happened. We bumped against the humanoid skeleton, and I cut myself on its ancient bones. I thought it was just a cut. Twenty four hours later, I fell into a coma. Three days later, I was pronounced dead at the Civic Campus of the Ottawa Hospital, if you can believe it.
I was dead and buried, family and friends wept over my passing, and then they moved on. I clawed my way out of the grave, a most unpleasant experience if you ask me. When I returned to the world, I discovered that I was...changed. I didn't know what I was. I had become something straight out of a nightmare, and I was the only one of my kind.
Vampire myths have been around for as long as people have existed. Every culture, whether African, European, Aboriginal Canadian or whatever, has some myth about a blood-drinking creature that looks like a man but lacks anything even remotely resembling basic humanity. I could give you a list for the different names for vampires in various cultures, but I don't care to. It's not a good feeling, discovering that you're not only a freak, you're the only one of your kind in all the world.