Reverse speech. In the latter days of Earth, before it exploded into the shards and stones of the new asteroid belt that surrounds the sun in place of the old orbiting planet, the science of reverse speech had been a vanguard of the increasingly peaceful society that had inhabited most countries. For those that may not know, science had discovered that all people, everywhere, spoke two distinct languages simultaneously. One language, the conscious spoken word, is understood with the left brain and the conscious mind; the other, spoken in metaphors and emanating from the right brain, and in reverse, happens simultaneously and is understood subliminally. The information dispensed from the right brain appears in the conscious mind as intuition.
One of the benefits of this discovery was the increasing inability for people to lie to each other. There was no way to squelch the intrepidly truthful right brain and as people learned to pick up the intuitive information as second nature, duplicity became impossibility. Conversely, Mother Nature became more and more erratic. As mankind became more ordered and peaceful, the planet frayed at the edges. The whole earth became hotter and hotter each summer, tornadoes became unseasonable and flooding forced entire countries to take up residence with their inland neighbors. The same science that had tamed the devil within mankind could find no answer to the dissolution of the planet. The only answer was to build environmental cones over major cities and huge anti-gravitational complexes beneath the city streets. Once finished, these flying cities lifted off from the bosom of their mother as the inner core of the earth exploded. Only Tokyo, lagging behind the fleeing herd, was caught in the blasting expansion.
None of this was any help to me at the moment. I sat in a booth at the local Hoovers, sampling the only beer to be found in the universe and awaiting a to-go plate to be brought to me by the pretty blue skinned waitress. Across from me at my table, with a blaster aimed at my head, sat the bounty hunter known as Gretch. His green head and alien eyes where just a bit too large for the rest of his frame, and his lack of a neck was functional to the extent that his whole upper torso was used to keep him balanced and not helplessly face down in a gutter somewhere.
âI know who you are.â he said.
âReally? Why donât you tell me and weâll both know.â I said sarcastically. I slowly reached for my atomizer beneath the table which I had placed on the seat next to me.
The moment was an unusually tense one for me since he not only had the drop on me, but he was also impossible to read. All my right brain reading abilities only helped me with humans, and since humans were now a race thrown far and wide across the galaxy, reverse speech was barely a help when dealing with the âwild westâ attitude of aliens in space.
âYou are the man who destroyed Arnim Hukke and brought down his regime. You are the man with the dragon on his back. A man with a high price on his head.â The aliensâ black eyes hid his intentions as he spoke, but I had the feeling he would rather have brought me into the makeshift remnant of Hukkeâs officials in a living state, rather than as a dead husk.
âIf that were true,â I answered calmly, as I began to grip the trigger on my atomizer, âwhy in the universe would I come back here to this hell hole of a planet?â
âGuilt, perhaps⊠due to the fact that you helped to create this uncivilized disaster of a society that was once proud and strong.â
âThe man youâre looking for wasnât the one who crushed his own people under his heel, now is he? He wasnât the one who lived in a palace while his people starved.â
âHukke was a hard manâŠ.. true, but his people never wanted. They never did without.â
âYouâre talking about his family, not his people⊠if I had been this man youâre looking for, I would have assisted the rebel alliance, too⊠but I certainly wouldnât be so crazy as to return here, risking my life once again for practically nothing.â
He gripped his gun tightly and ordered, âTake off your shirt, human, and prove to me you are not the man with the dragon tattoo.â
I nodded as if that would be the easiest thing in the world to do, âOkayâŠ.â I said as I made a move like I was going to open my jacket, but instead I raised my atomizer below the table and fired into his midsection.
I jerked my shoulders to the right and avoided the ray he shot off involuntarily in response to the disorienting shock of having his stomach and intestines turned to jelly with the loosening of their atomic structure. His eyes spun in his head, and his tongue leapt from his mouth as he hissed a nasty gaseous odor and made a sound like an accordion dying.
âGAAAAhhhhhaaaaa!!!â he spat out. His dark eye covers flipped from their positions beneath his eye lids, bouncing and dancing on the table between us and revealed his cross-eyed sky blue irises.
The stench from his spilled inner liquids hitting the open floor at our feet rose quickly above the table and made me nauseous. His head slammed down on to the table and he slumped backwards against the wall. Immediately the establishment guards saw his brusk movement and headed through the crowded restaurant for my table, within moments, their black helmeted forms stood high above me expecting some sort of explanation.
âDamn! Smell that???â I offered. âHe farted and knocked himself out.â I said with disgust.
The guards looked under the table and made waving movements like they couldnât stand the stench either. âWhew!â said one of the guards in an electronically altered voice. âHe crapped all over your boots!â
âFriggin drunks!â said the other guard. âHelp me get him out of here, Tam. Sorry, sir, weâll get this cleaned up for you.â
âHow do you let this scum get in here anyway?â I asked.
âHave you been out on the street, sir? This whole planetâs crawling with âem!â the first guard replied, and they both grabbed Gretch and dragged him to the back door and out into the night.
I pulled my feet around to the side of the booth and took a look at the aliensâ spilled blue green insides all over my boots. They were ruined, but I was still alive. I hadnât expected bounty hunters to be looking for me amidst all this mess almost a year after the war had ended. It seemed like a century ago my ship had swooped in out of nowhere during the final resistance battle and blasted Hukkeâs ship into dust just as he was about to deliver a death blow to the rebel fighters. I had gone my separate way, back to my life of illegal hooch trafficking, and me and my partner Crunchy had made quite a profit over the last year operating in a galaxy now over run with disarray and random acts of violence.
Iâd have to radio Crunchy and warn him to turn on the ship cloak, get the engines rolling so we could take off immediately. My intuition had been nagging me to return here. I didnât know why âŠyet. All too often it spoke to me in single syllables and I knew better than to ignore itsâ call. Go back to the planet, it had told me. Go. Unfinished business. Go. I had been here only a short time and now my life was in danger once again on this planet. I decided that perhaps the opening of Gretchâs bowels was the final business to be done. I was happy. Now I would leave post haste.
I headed out into the night and once on the street I popped open my communicator and notified Crunchy of our immediate departure. I held in my other hand the go plate of the food I had been eating in Hoovers, with the full intention of finishing once I was again on board. Suddenly there was a voice behind me.
âHey, mistaâŠâ a pale gray elephant-man looking alien said to me, âyou got any change? Maybe some of that food?â
He was ragged and malnourished. He also struck a chord inside me that drew me to help him instead of dismiss him⊠and as I have said, I rarely ignore my intuition.
I pulled up my blaster and with a snarl I said, âGet in that alley, muther fucker!â
He visibly shook with fear and begged, âNo, no âŠlisten, mista⊠I just wanted to get something to eatâŠplease!â
I pushed the blaster to his head and he backed down into the alley. Once we were out of the crowded street and hidden by the darkness, I pulled my blaster down and handed him my to-go plate.
âEat! And make it fast!â I ordered. âIâll stand by and make sure no assholes try to take this from you.â
He looked at me with wild eyed surprise and worry, but he didnât hesitate to gulp down the food I had given him. I told him, âThe gun was just a ruse, to make others think twice about following usâŠ.. you get it?â
âMMM-hmmm!â he responded while seeming to âdieâ under the effects of hot food going down his pipe once again, perhaps for the first time in a long time.
Suddenly there was a voice behind me â a decidedly female voice. âHold it right there!â the voice demanded. âWhat the hell do you think you are doing?â
I turned and was dumbfounded by the sudden vision of an incredibly sexy and beautiful girl. She was about 5-5 and 98 pounds, but built like a brick shit house. Standing there at the mouth of the alley she had her fists resting on her hips and her chin thrust forward with all the confidence of someone who had either faced down many a man with a blaster, or someone who was looking to have another person escort them violently to the next life time.
Her wavy dark red hair flowed down her back and over her shoulders and she wore a halter top dress with huge blue and white alternating vertical stripes. The material was something I had seen only on soldiers who went on long missions into uninhabitable war zones. The material was a rubbery consistency, like that of a squid, but it fed and cared for itâs wearer like a living barometer that measured the nutritional and physical needs of it s owner and then, like a topical agent, it supplied or fixed what ever problems it was designed to diagnose. I hypothesized that the girl must be wearing it to feed herself, for she was just a bit bony and far too brave to have lasted here on this hell hole of a planet for too long with only a dress made of some soldiers outfitting.
âHey, ladyâŠâ I protested. âI was just feeding himâŠâ
She hurried over to where we were and looked down at the alien who had now sunk down to the street and seemed to be passing out. âDo you see what youâve done? You bastard!â
âWhat the hell happened to him?? He was just eating âŠ.â
âHe canât eat everything you and I canâŠ. Heâs not like a human!â
âHey, good point.â I surmised. âWhat the hell are you doing here anyway? I didnât think humans were this far out.â
Ignoring me she crouched down to lift the alien to his feet. âDonât worry about me, help me get him up!â
In my intuition, the word
âValkyrieâ
popped into my thoughts. I was intrigued, it had been sometime since I had read right brain speech, and I was glad to still have the talent. Then the word
âWoundedâ
sprang up.
I crouched with her and we both took an alien arm and lifted him to his feet. She had very little strength and I had to carry the alien on my side with most of his weight, which actually, wasnât that much anyway.
I looked across the aliensâ head to the beauty on the other side as we made our way out of the alley and down the street. She was incredible! Chiseled cheeks and ruby red lips, the large soulful eyes were dark, and their color evaded me in the night . But the intention behind them was both intense and fearlessâŠ. Or at least that what it appeared to be at first glance. She struggled greatly with her side of the alien, not being in the best physical shape herself, huffing and puffing as we worked our way to some unknown destination. But she didnât complain âŠ. And it touched me somewhere deep inside my own being that this strange, beautiful girl would so risk her life and safety for another species. What the hell was she doing here?????
We made our way about a block or so and entered an old rotted husk of a building. Once inside the musty and dark place I could see beings of other species all laying out on the floors and beds in a great mass of homeless and starving life. This was some sort of shelter for these people, and no doubt, I had just met the director.