*** There's Something Different About Sam Today. ***
"There's something different about you today..." Mary said, looking at Sam. "Don't you think so?" She asked Tony.
"Hmmm..." The Italian rubbed his chin and began nodding in understanding. "No." He finally said in a definitive tone.
"You don't think he has a sort of glow to him or something?"
"I left my pip-boy at home. Remember to purify your water before you drink it, Sam." Tony said.
Mary hit Tony's arm, "I'm serious you goof! Jesus, forget it."
"Uh..." Sam grinned. The comedy act was entertaining, but Mary was right. He felt good. "I had a good breakfast today, maybe that's why?"
"You never eat breakfast... Is something wrong with you?" Mary asked.
"Doctor Mary, a human being eating breakfast is abnormal. Something must be wrong!" Tony exclaimed in a mock English accent.
"You're more annoying today than normal," Mary deadpanned at Tony.
"My uh... cousin moved in recently, and she insists I eat healthily."
"She hot?" Tony asked. He looked at Mary as if he was waiting for her to hit him. Surprisingly, she was looking at Sam awaiting an answer to Tony's question.
"I," Sam didn't appreciate the scrutinous looks, but it was own fault for saying anything in the first place. Why did he even mention that? There was no need for it. "Well, she's my cousin so I wouldn't know."
"Right... Well, I'll have to come and see this cousin of yours for myself someday soon." Tony said.
"No, you don't have to," Sam said, attempting to dissuade his friend.
The conversation would have continued, but Mitch opened the sliding glass door. "Hey! Break's over, get back to work already!"
They all looked at Mitch in surprise, then checked their phones. Their lunch break ended two minutes ago.
*** I Can't Believe She's Real. ***
When work finished, Sam tried to be the first one to leave. But again, Tony stopped him.
"Hey man, we're hitting the pub again. Come with us!"
Sam was halfway out the door. Fortunately, he prepared an excuse this time. "I can't, man; I promised my cousin that I'd watch anime with her."
Tony was unhappy with the answer, and for a second Sam thought there was going to be a confrontation.
"Saaaaam!" A familiar voice called out from down the hall. Sam felt his heart freeze. He slowly turned his head, unable to hide the shock on his face as Ahri ran down the hallway toward him. Thankfully, she was wearing jeans, but her top was more revealing than he'd like. Ahri lacked the markings on her face characteristic of the video game heroine, nor did she have her fluffy ears. Sam guessed she wanted to normalise herself - at least she had common sense. However, Sam hoped his co-workers would never meet the fox deity with whom he lived.
"Who's that?" Tony asked his friend while Ahri was still out of earshot.
"My... My cousin." Sam lied. What the hell is she doing here?!
"No way," Tony said and moved around Sam to get through the doorway. "She's real..." Tony stared in disbelief at the bombshell that stopped in front of him.
"What's going on?" Mary called out from the other side of the office as she gathered her things to leave.
Sam sheepishly smiled and replied: "My cousin is here."
"You mean she's real?!" Mary asked in shock.
"Yes!" Sam said, annoyed that neither of his friends believed he had a female cousin living with him even though Ahri wasn't his cousin.
"Umm... Hi, you must be Sam's friend Tony?" Ahri asked.
"U-uh, yeah, how do you know me?" Tony asked, furiously blushing as he struggled to avoid looking down at Ahri's chest.
"Oh, Sam's told me all about his friends. So, you're Tony... The voice I just heard must be Mary." Ahri moved up beside Tony, knowing what a view he'd have of her breasts as she peaked into the office. "Hi, Mary!"
"Hi..." Mary waved.
Tony averted his eyes just as Ahri stood up straight again.
"And there's also Mitch - Sam's boss and friend from college."
"Right," Tony nodded.
"Anyway, are you ready, Sam?" Ahri asked.
"Ready...?" Sam asked, unsure what the woman meant.
"To go! You were going to show me some anime today! I was in town shopping so I thought I'd ride home with you." To emphasise this, Ahri held up a bag of groceries in her right hand.
"Oh, uh, yeah! Of course." Sam said and walked out into the hallway with Tony and Ahri.
"I never got your name by the way," Tony said, extending a hand for the woman.
"Ahriya, but just call me Ahri," Ahri said, shaking the tall man's hand.
"Ahri, you should talk your cousin into coming with us for after-work drinks sometime. He's always turning me down! A guy can only handle rejection so many times, you know?" Tony looked at Sam as he said this.
"Oh, of course! Sam was telling me yesterday how he was planning on going out with you guys this weekend!" Ahri said, hiding a devious grin that she only allowed Sam to see.
"For real? That's great!" Mary said, having just left the office as well. The four of them stood in the hallway.
"Yep! But tonight, it's all anime for us cousins." Ahri said, grabbing Sam by the wrist to drag him away.
"Hey wait - what anime?" Tony asked before they could leave.
What was it again? Ahri thought. She could only remember the first part of the name. "BoBo!"
"BoBo's Strange Journey. Should have known, Sam loves that anime." Tony rolled his eyes. "Well, it looks like it's you and me again, Mary."
"Looks like," Mary agreed. "But this Friday, huh? It's been ages since we all drank together! I can't wait!"
*** Home Sweet Home. ***
After Sam showered and got into something more comfortable, he sat on the couch and rested his head against the lounge. "Thanks again for saving me back there."
"It's okay," Ahri said, as she began serving dinner.
"But how did you know...?"
"I just happened to be in the area..." Ahri said.
Sam stood up and took a seat at the table. "This looks and smells so good... Stew?"
"Yep! I've had it cooking slow and on low since you left for work. You won't even believe how tender the meat is."
Sam scooped up a block-shaped piece of meat and popped it in his mouth. "Mmmm..." He moaned as he chewed. "It falls apart in your mouth like it's melting..."
Ahri joined him and ate as well.