Chapter IX
"The difficulty of tactical maneuvering consists in turning the devious
into the direct, and misfortune into gain."
"
The Art of War
"
~by Sun Tzu~
There were 100 students in my class, all of which were at least two years older than I. The good news was, this
was
my coming of age ceremony. My Genpuku. If I lived, I was Shinobi. The bad news was? The class lasts a year and about 80 people died in the last class.
The setup was simple. Spy, steal, demolish and kill... Oh! And try not to die. The instructors started in on us immediately,
"Listen up children! I want you to stand still! If someone hands you a package, take it!"
After that several people walked out to us with bundles in their hands. I assumed they were the graduating class. There were only twenty of them left so not all of us got a bundle. One of the graduates looked at me as he passed. He just shook his head and laughed. Those that did get a bundle later found out it was the old students' gear: ninja uniform, ninja-to, and shurikan, among other things. The rest of us were issued what we didn't have after the ceremony.
The sensei gave us a pile of new weapons to work with: throwing knives, kamagusari, which is a sickle with a two foot handle and a six foot length of rope or chain attached to the handle and a heavy weight on the end. The shogue, a double bladed knife where the second blade makes a nasty hook to cover your fingers with a rope attached to the handle and a weighted ring at the far end. The metsubishi, which is a small wooden box that holds sand or some other blinding powder. Uchi-ne, wooden darts with feathers and metal tips. They did little damage but were much more accurate than the fukiya darts. And finally, the manriki-gusari, a six foot chain with weights at each end. We all practiced with them constantly.
When they had given us all the equipment we would use they made us change into our new clothes. They were dark brown sets of shirt and pants with a belt. The clothes came with a black hood and tabi boots. The boots were pretty common in Giapan. They were just more practical for everyone living in a country constantly at war.
Both the shirt and pants had maroon-ish stains on them in various places. Better to hide blood stains in the future apparently. Although I think some of mine
were
blood stains. There were some very suspicious holes in my clothing. The outfit
did
remind me of a man that stopped me one time as a child to ask me what I was doing.
The clothing also had metal plates sewn into it to provide minimal protection from weapons. By their expressions I could tell the plated clothing was heavier than the other students had expected. It was actually lighter than what Grandfather had made me wear. Then we were shown where we would sleep. It was a large communal room in the dungeons. The bunks were secured to the wall in ten rows ten high. I was assigned the third row, second bunk.
We were immediately ordered to store our things in our chest, which was anchored to the wall at the head of our small bed. I put mine away just in time to be rushed out the long passage by one of the Sensei. We entered and exited through a tunnel that passed under the gardens of Shiro Shotoku. Once there we were run for three hours through the woods. Every time someone fell out we were forced to loop back around and jog in place until they were able to rejoin us. I was in great shape but even I was almost sick a couple of times. This run would be done every morning.
When we returned from this first run, we were formed up into ten rows of ten. We just stood there trying not to faint. Well, I was trying not to faint some of the others gave it up and went down. The Sensei were screaming at them and kicking their unconscious bodies but clearly, when you're out. You're out. When it became obvious that some of them may never rise an old sensei climbed the small steps to a commander's stand at the head of our class.
"Children!" All of theSsensei stopped yelling when they heard him. "I am Shishou Shi."
His name means, literally, Master Death. I already didn't like this guy. "It is my job to train you so that you may be the best ninja our House can field while culling the weaker ones from the pack. Over half of you will die this year. And not by my hand or anything my instructors do. The half that die will decide their fate all on their own. Look at your brothers and sisters on the ground!" There were a good fifteen kids on the ground in various states of exhaustion. "I can tell you from experience... Of having run this school for twenty years. That these pathetic looking... weak and worthless excuses for mononofu... Unworthy of even the simplest of tasks for our House... will be among the students who complete this course successfully."
What?
He stared at all of us for a moment before continuing. "Of those on the floor, most will go on to be Master Assassins, while three or four will continue past that to Grand Master of Ninjutsu." I literally could not believe what I was hearing. "When I was a student in this course,
I
was one of
them
." He pointed to the,
for all intents and purposes
, dead bodies on the floor for emphasis. "Soon, ten of you will forget I said this. Ten of you will assume it was some kind of joke. And five of you will die this year because it was Inari's will for you to go and there is nothing anyone can do about that..." Inari is the rice god, the god of farmers and the god of mononofu. "For those of you still awake, go get some rest."
We were released to get cleaned up and bathe. In Giapan we cleaned up with soap and water first and then used the hot bath to relax in. I waited to go last to the baths as I do not like being rushed if I can help it. By the time I got to the tubs I was bathing with the fifteen who had been passed out during Shishou Shi's speech.
One of them had just settled into the tub. "I am not going to make it."
The others seemed to agree with his assessment. I looked around at them. They didn't look special in any way but I knew enough to know Shi had no reason to lie. Once their self-destructive conversation ended I commented, "So no one told you what Shishou Shi said while you were all unconscious breathing dirt?"
The girl to my left grimaced, "Who is Shishou Shi?"
I smiled. "Apparently, he is the man in charge of this school."
The boy to my right asked, "I
think
we are all going to regret this, but... what did he say?"
I laughed a little looking at them. "As I stood there, breathing heavily but otherwise fine, staring at you poor creatures passed out on the floor, he said a quarter of us will die this year but of the ones that will complete the course. You fifteen are all but guaranteed to make it."
All of them looked stunned. One of them asked, "How!?"
`
I shook my head and laughed. "I - have - no - idea."
"Do you think he was joking?"
"His name is
Master Death
. I do not think he has a sense of humor." I said.
Their attitudes were much improved after our talk but I still did not know what it was they had that I did not.
The sensei had several courses laid out in an underground complex below the town. The
courses had everything from a three foot high wall to a three story tower with no ladder. The instructors ran us through this at least once a day for the first month. Rope climbs, wall climbs, swimming, underwater swimming with an air tube, hiding, sneaking, running and jumping. Lots of jumping.
Acrobatics was a mandatory course in the evening. The instructors also spent a great deal of time on teaching us how to move. It was slow and subtle, so as not to attract the human eye to you. All of this while hearing every sensei yelling, "You cannot speak! You cannot scream! You have no mouth!" Over and over again like a mantra. They
shortened
our sleeping time to three hours instead of four. Well OK, I didn't suffer from this but most had trouble for the first month.
What I had trouble with was that we were fed bland rice, fish and water only. The whole year I was there.
That
was boring. Exercise in the morning with more running, followed by rice and water. Fantastic.
They started us on weaponry the second day by taking us to the shurikan target range. Our shurikan were large. They were about a hands breadth wide and weighed as much as a knife. The range itself was another large empty room, about 200 feet by 100 feet with pillars holding up the twelve foot high ceiling. Wooden dummies lined every wall except near the entrance. I went to the far end after I saw how terrible most were with their shurikan. I tried to look natural and blend so as not to attract attention to myself but one of the instructors caught me. I didn't know her name yet.
"You! Throw
that