Let me start this out by saying I am no writer. I'm a literary agent. Some of my best friends and clients are amazing storytellers. If it wasn't for one of these gifted and persistent individuals pushing me, I would not be writing this at all. Samantha you owe me big!
Two years ago I attended a horror writer's convention in New England. The conference was appropriately set over the Halloween weekend. I was working for a small publishing house at the time, and we had recently expanded into horror fiction. The trip was in hopes of spotting new talent.
My boss booked me at a small 10 room bed a breakfast known as the Hallows Rest. It was near the conference and promised to be "A true picturesque New England experience" at least according to the brochure.
The Hallows rest was a beautiful Victorian house converted into a hotel. It boasted botanical gardens, an arboretum and a lovely little duck pond. I was really looking forward to some R&R, when I was confronted with Mrs. Greta Shibley, world's most rude front desk agent.
Mrs. Shibly glared across the front desk at me from the towering heights of her three inch orthopedic platforms. She was probably in her mid seventies. Her coke bottle glasses covered dark piggish little eyes clouded by cataracts. Her nose was long and pointed. The haphazard bun in which she wore her white hair would have made any witch proud. I looked both ways for flying monkeys and then greeted this formidable adversary.
"Felicity Powers I have a deluxe room for two nights." I said in my best professional voice.
"Sorry Mam we are all booked up." Her voice had a deep froglike scratchiness, and I was expecting an evil cackle at any moment.
"With all do respect Mrs." I glanced at her name tag "Shibley. My employer booked this hotel over a month ago, surely there is a mistake."
"No" She said, giving me a stare that would make ancient ninja masters proud. "There are no rooms available for you. There is a Best Western just in town."
Now I was getting angry. "I have a reservation here, not at the Best Western and I am staying here!"
My voice must have been a bit louder than I intended because suddenly a handsome man in a well cut suit stepped behind the desk. He nudged Mrs. Shibley to the side and said. "What seems to be the trouble here madam?"
I felt myself melt a little, this guy was hot, and maybe Captain Dreamy could get me past the Wicked Witch of the West. I was staying at this hotel, now it was a matter of principal.
"My name is Felicity Powers, I have a reservation for the next three nights, and your front desk agent refuses to give me my room assignment, or explain what happened to my room."
Captain Dreamy pushed a few buttons on the computer in front of him. "I'm so sorry for the error; we do have one room left."
"No!" Mrs. Shibley cried, "You can't give her that room!"
He turned and gave her a very hard look. "Mrs. Shibley you may go." I watched in stunned silence as the old bat took off into the back rooms of the hotel. I felt bad for her, but then he addressed me again.
"Mrs. Shibly has worked at the hotel for over fifty years. She has very strong feelings about the rooms. Room Seven, the only remaining room, has a very masculine theme. She never allows women to stay in it. I assure you however, it is a lovely and very comfortable room. It also has an excellent view of the gardens. I am Donald Pierce by the way, head front desk agent, and can help you with any and all concerns, during your stay."
The line almost sounded like a come on, or maybe that was wishful thinking. Donald was definitely channeling George Clooney in a big way. I slapped my professional smile back in place and took my keys and headed to the stairs. Two flights later I was regretting packing three pairs of shoes, and half my makeup collection. You have to love the do it yourself aspect of smaller hotels, but seriously, would it kill them to hire a bell boy.
The third floor had four large suits, including my room. The hall way was covered in luxurious oriental rugs and tasteful wall sconces lighted the way. The hotel had preserved much of its original charm by not switching to key cards. I fumbled with the sticky old lock for a minute and then entered room seven.
My first impression was that "masculine dΓ©cor" was an understatement. There are hunting lodges that look downright metro compared to this room. The walls were papered in a deep hunter green and the windows were obscured by think burgundy velvet drapes. Several antique hunting prints helped to pitch the rooms testosterone level to somewhere between a Vin Diesel movie, and the Super Bowl. A leather couch and dark wood bookshelf completed the first room.
The bedroom was dominated by a giant four poster bed, so tall it had a step to get into it. It was dark wood and carved with lions. It was once again burgundy and hunter green and hunting prints had been replaced by animal head trophies. The Caribou above my bed was not going to make for a restful night.
I unpacked and hung up my clothing and headed into the bathroom to freshen up. The room was huge, and tiled in a deep sapphire blue. A giant garden tub dominated one wall. A double sink vanity took up the other.
This was by far the best part of the suite, and I was very excited to spend some time relaxing in that giant tub. My Manhattan apartment has only a shower and water pressure that can be described as "Iffy" on a good day. Unfortunately the bath would have to wait I had just enough time to get the conferences meet and greet.
The drive into town was absolutely beautiful. New England's best season is fall. Not only are the colors of the leaves spectacular, but the air has a windy, salty chill to it that I have never experienced anywhere else. Ten pleasent minutes and I'd arrived at my destination.
The conference center was a large modern building with a few baby trees, and a perfectly landscaped lawn. I was not there five minutes when I ran into our star, and only horror novelist, Samantha Blake.
"Sam!" I exclaimed giving the pretty red head a quick one armed hug. "How's it going?"
"Great!" She gushed. Samantha is one of the most energetic people I know. It is very hard to believe that this tiny childlike woman writes some of the most terrifying horror fiction on the best seller list today. For the 500th time I thanked my lucky stars I was her agent.
"Have I missed anything?"
"Nah, let's get your badge." She replied and then took off full speed to the registry tables. I found myself struggling to keep up and cursing that I had not brought a single pair of flat shoes with me.