Author's Note
Like part one of The Future in Our Stars, this tale is structured more to make you think about 'what if?' than to get you off. Please consider that before you dive in.
This story introduces each scene with fictitious quotes using the characters Dick, Jane and Sally. These are names that U.S. readers of a certain age may remember from their Scott Foresman-published basal readers. I got the idea after reading Toni Morrison's book, The Bluest Eye. (It's a frequent target of book banning zealots, so you know it's good.)
I am in no way asserting that I'm even in the same league with Miss Morrison. I just like the way she used Scott Foresman's stereotypical white, suburban family, to contrast with the characters in her story. And, as they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Enjoy,
WaxPhilosophic
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The Future in Our Stars, Part 2: The Artificial Girl
See Dick. See Dick wave to his mother. See Jane. See Jane wave to her mother. Sally does not have a mother. Sally was grown in a vat.
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When puberty came upon me like a lion in the spring of seventy-six, I pretty much knew I was a lesbian. And I was okay with that. Lots of girls liked other girls, it was cool. We were nearing the end of the twenty-first century after all, and these days most folks would even go so far as to bake me a big gay cake for my big gay wedding.
But there would be no wedding for me, no cake—not because I was against the idea of marriage—but because I happened to fall in love with an artificial girl. And that was definitely not cool, at least not by society's standards.
"What's it like to have a mother?" She's always asking me stuff like that.
"That one looks like a penguin." I point to the big fluffy cumulonimbus overhead as we lie together on a grassy slope about a mile from my dorm. Her hand is dragged along with mine since our fingers are intertwined.
She pulls us back to earth and my knuckles end up nestled against her thigh. "You didn't answer my question."
"Or maybe it's a polar bear." I squint my eyes against the October sun and take another look into the blue.
"Maybe the polar bear ate the penguin," she says. "Because the penguin didn't answer her question."
"It sucks."
"Which one? The polar bear or the penguin?"
"Having a mother. It sucks. And polar bears don't eat penguins. They live at different poles."
She's propped herself up on an elbow now and is peering down at me, her eyes narrowed to slits. She always does that when she gets serious. And I always giggle, because it's just so damn adorable.
"Cut it out," she says.
I reach up to cup her cheek in my hand. "I can't," I say. "You're too cute. Your face gets all crinkly when you're deep in thought. I demand you make love to me this instant."
I watch the corners of her mouth turn down as I'm still busy grinning like a mad woman.
"If you really must know..." I put on an exaggerated pout for her benefit. She's not buying it.
"If you really must know, then I'll take you home over Thanksgiving break. You can find out firsthand just how dysfunctional a family can be."
"Seriously? You'd do that for me?"
"Yeah," I say. "Why wouldn't I?"
"It's just that I'm..."
"Oh, gawd." I throw the back of my hand against my forehead. "Nobody can love me. I was hatched from a beaker. Whoa is me." I roll over so that half of my body is covering her and peer into her face with my eyes crossed and my tongue lolling to one side.
She just stares. "You're so obnoxious."
"Make love to me." I pucker up and make smooching sounds.
She touches a finger to my cheek and I lower my mouth to taste her lips. I feel a smile forming under my touch and I am happy.
"I love you," I say, and kiss her again before she can respond.
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See Dick. See Jane. See Dick and Jane play together at school. See Sally. Sally does not play with Dick and Jane. Sally works in a factory.
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"I can't go," she says. "I have to work." Her voice sounds tinny and distant through the miniature speaker pressed against my ear.
"It's Thanksgiving. It's a national holiday. Eat turkey, fall asleep watching football. I think it's a law or something. Why else would the pilgrims have come here all the way from England?"
"Remember that new phone you said you wanted for Christmas?"
"Yeah."
"Well, you're not the only one. And in case you missed it, the only elves making phones these days are me and the other vat-born girls at the factory."
"I bet you're the cutest elf at the North Pole," I say. She can't see me smiling over the phone, but I think she can hear it in the tone of my voice.
"Stop," she says. But she laughs anyway.
"Seriously. You're an adorable elf. And I love you way more than Santa Claus does."
"Your elf still has to work."
"Can't you blow it off? Call in sick or something?"
Silence.
"I'm sorry, I'm being selfish."
"I wish I could. But it's a good job and I can't afford a blemish on my record."
"Good jobs don't make you work overtime on Thanksgiving."
"There are worse ways to make a living."
I sigh. I don't like it, but I know she's right. "It's not fair."
"Nobody ever said life was fair," she says.
I chew my lip as I weigh the facts of the situation in my mind.
"Come here after work," I say. "I'll make you dinner in my dorm room. It'll be microwaved frozen turkey dinners, but at least we'll be together."
I hear her sigh on the other end of the line.
"I'll tell my parents I've got strep throat or something. Everyone will be home except the international students. I'll sneak you in and we can spend the night together. A proper night in a real bed. What do you say?"
More silence.
"Come on. Please?"
"Okay."
"I love you."