This is the second part of a multipart story. As always, any mistakes are mine alone. Constructive criticism is always welcome, please no whining. This is a work of fiction, it's made up, any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.
Date: 231908.19
Time: 1942.55
Location: Flag Bridge, USS Arc Royal CVS 42
'Sargent Rain, the shittiest Marine in the Corps history.' I retorted back. 'Fallen into any dunga piles lately?'
'I didn't fall private.' He quickly retorted stepping up to me, his nose just inches from my own. 'I was pushed, as you well know maggot.'
He growled into my face and we both start laughing and grabbed each other in a deep bear hug. 'How the hell are you ya ugly bastard?' I smacked Bobby on the back. 'I lost track of you after Ceti 9, the medics didn't hold out much hope for your ugly ass.'
'Alive, well and still kicking boot assess.' He grumped back. 'Look at you, a Squadron Commander. Ye Gods, someone in High Command has totally lost what was left of their mind.'
'Oh, listen to the pot here.' I quipped back. 'It's blatantly obvious that the Corp has scrapped through the bottom of the proverbial barrel in making you a light Coronel.' We both laughed and hugged yet again then turned to the ADM. who was watching us.
'I take it from this vulgar little display.' He said pointing at the both of us standing shoulder to shoulder. 'That you 2 just might know each other.'
Bobby spoke up first. 'Sir you may not be able to tell by looking at this well-groomed, hot shot fighter pilot, that not a dozen years ago he was a gangly, pimple faced, wild eyed boot marine that couldn't tell his right from his left.' He laughed, 'Little lone hold a weapon or clean it properly and needed to be told even when to breathe.'
I quickly slugged Bobby in the shoulder. 'Don't let this imposter in an Officers uniform fool you Sir.' I snapped back. 'He can't tell his left from his right and just thinks he knows what he's doing. Hell, he even seems to have a knack for finding and then falling into dunga piles.' That quip earned me an elbow in the ribs, I barely even moved.
'Well Gentlemen, and it's obvious I'm using that term loosely.' the Adm quietly said. 'I want you to enter the 'object' and strip her of any and all codes, logbooks, data chips, download the Nav. logs, and anything else you can find that'll help end this war.' Hell, I was all for that. 'Bobby, I want you to handle the security aspect of this mission.'
'Yes Sir.' Bobby said after coming to attention.
'John, seeing how you're our Quasi expert on this class of ship, and you'll have a translator to help you both, I want you to take overall command once your inside.'
'Yes Sir.' I quickly said. 'I'll need to change into a battle suit and go through debrief. I suppose I can debrief afterwards.' I looked over at Bobby. 'You got a spare battle suit I can borrow clumsy?' I asked knowing full well he did, he just looked at me with a blank smirk on his face.
'Yeah, I might have a suit or two that'll fit your dumb ugly ass.' He said then saluted the Adm. 'Permission to withdraw Sir so I can outfit the village idiot.' Several officers chuckled as the Adm tried to keep a straight face. He returned the salute. 'Very well clumsy and ugly, get out of here and take care of business.'
I came to attention and saluted him. 'Aye Aye Sir.' we both said and executed a perfect about face and headed out the hatch then over to the lift.
'Hit O2 ya clumsy shit so I can drop my flight gear off at life support.' I told him after we'd entered the lift.
He hit the right button and sighed. 'We're gonna have to do this fast, you know that right ya ugly fucker.' He rubbed his eyes as I rotated my neck to work out a few kinks and yawned. 'I figure we got about 30 to 90 minutes to do this, and we've already used most of that up, this could go sideways real fast John, we both know that.'