The Family Seat (Male World Order, part 4)
A blue bus carrying a single remaining passenger puttered along a winding country road next to a white stone wall for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually the bus came to a stop at a break in that wall: an ornate cast-iron gate with a bronze "P" emblazoned on it.
The passenger had arrived at Peterbrooke, his ancestral home outside Lexington, Kentucky. There was a working replica of a white 1987 Lincoln Town Car waiting on the other side of the gate to take him the remaining quarter-mile to his destination.
He was home, and he was about to be sick.
The family chauffeur, Seventh Beta Duncan Huntley, pressed a button on the dash and the gates swung wide. He jumped out and opened the door for Seventh Beta Casey Wilkins.
"Good evening, s... sir," Huntley, said in a rare loss of composure upon seeing the young man's shiny brass insignia.
"Good evening, Huntley," Casey muttered.
"Honorable Air Force Third Beta and Goody Wilkins have been entertaining this evening, but their guests have departed. They are waiting for you along with First Beta Wilkins."
Bad just got a bit worse.
The car pulled up and the three of them were waiting on the veranda. His father, Noah, was in his dinner dress uniform, miniature medals glinting in the moonlight. His 22-year-old brother, Marcus, lingered back in the doorway in white tie, his brandy and cigar still in hand. His mother Anne was fanning herself daintily in a pale blue corseted and bustled gown that was an exact replica of one owned by a young Queen Mary of Teck.
Atop her head sat a tiara that actually DID belong to Queen Mary. Don't fuck with the USA.
Casey's parents lived on the estate and called it theirs, but in actuality Peterbrooke was owned by Anne's beloved baby brother, Navy Alpha Jack Blankenship, and before him, their father Alpha Cyrus Blankenship. Jack was unmarried (except to the sea), and his career kept him away from home too much to spend his days endlessly cosplaying Victorian England, as the American upper class had taken to doing. So he let his sister and the Honorable Third Beta play house.
Old Cyrus had to pull a lot of strings to get that "Honorable" attached to Noah. It was usually a distinction reserved for Beta sons of Alpha fathers. Not fathers-in-law. He never wanted to permit the marriage in the first place, except that beautiful Anne had him wrapped around her little finger, and always got what she wanted in the end.
Huntley opened the door for Casey. He hesitated to get out. His stomach was churning. His face was flushed. He prayed to the Alphas for a comet to strike the Earth at that very moment.
"Come on, sweetheart. We already know. They called me first thing," Anne said, gracefully snapping her fan shut and descending the stairs.
Casey got out and his mother wrapped him in a 24-Faubourg-scented hug.
...
Liquor flowed from decanters to glasses and the four of them tried to get comfortable in the drawing room. Eons passed, each waiting for someone else to speak. A feather landing on a velvet cushion would have been audible.
Finally it was Noah who broke the silence. "We've been expecting this."
"What do you mean, "expecting" it?," Casey asked.
"Male Assessment has been hounding us about you for years. YEARS! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. YOU NEVER TOOK IT SERIOUSLY SO THEY DIDN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY."
Casey felt a submission knot and his genitals hightailed it inside. His father was usually pretty mild-mannered, but he could lay on the authority when he needed.
"Noah, darling, please!" Certified 'Esteemed Among the Obedient' Anne snapped. She turned to her youngest son, "What we mean is we blame ourselves for this. We had chances to turn it around and we failed. But what's done is done and we need to think about your future now."
Marcus snorted and poured another.
"Your brother has set up house in one of the cottages on the estate, and we think it best if you go stay with him," Anne continued.
"Just to help out," Noah added.
"Help out?"
"Just... he's setting up house and he's going to need help and you are going to be THE help," Noah answered.
"Sweetheart, baby, you are a SEVENTH BETA. I know that's the middle, but it's the bottom of the middle. And you just barely graduated high school, and even that was with me pulling strings," Anne explained. "This is the best possible opportunity for you."
"Besides, we've got the Ambassador of Alba-Cymru and three high-ups from the State Department coming to dinner next week, so we can't have a Seventh Beta son hanging around the house eating Cheetos and jerking off to the internet archives until his COCK TURNS ORANGE," Noah added.
Noah let the shame for his son slip out and suddenly felt ashamed of himself.
"I'm sorry sweetheart, I really am, but your mother is right. This is the best opportunity for you right now. Just until we figure something out. Maybe it'll give you a chance to work on yourself for a reassess when you're 21. I don't mean this to sound harsh, but I just don't see you making your way in the world as a Seventh Beta with no experience outside of this." Noah gestured about their lavish surroundings.
"Fine. I'll do it." Casey paused for a moment, before adding "Sir." He started to stand. "I'll go pack"
"No need," Marcus finally spoke. "I've already got your clothes at home. Nothing you need from here. Let's head out."
Casey wanted to argue, but he just felt too defeated.
Anne hugged her youngest once more. "This is the best thing for you. I promise you'll see."
As Casey approached the car to get in next to his brother, Marcus turned to him and said, "You ride in the front with Huntley. You're the help now, Seventh Beta."
Casey opened his mouth to object, but the words that came out were "Yes, Sir."
...
The car pulled up to Marcus' five-bedroom "cottage" situated in a somewhat wooded area of the property on a pond. The lights of the main house were visible in the distance. Huntley got out to open the door for Marcus. Casey waited for the same, but Huntley got back in and just stared at him. He let himself out.
He followed his big brother up the steps to the front door.
"Nuh uh. You go to the kitchen entrance. Your prints'll open it," he slurred.
"Yes, Sir."
Casey walked all the way around to the back of the house and opened the kitchen door with his fingerprint, only to walk all the way through the house to meet his brother again at the front door.
"First things first. You are always to be here to greet me when I come home. No exceptions. Day or night. I've set it so the lights in your room come on whenever the gate opens."
"What if it's not you?"
"Then you're just gonna hafta wait and see. Second: you are always to be in one of three uniforms. Follow me to the showroom"
Marcus led him into the front sitting room. There were three identical crisp black suits hanging on the drapery rod, and next to them a 1930s-era footman's livery, on the sofa below a stack of white shirts and fine wool socks, shoes, neckties. There was no underwear.
"This one's your valet uniform and this one's your footman uniform - only for when I have company and I don't entertain much. Thought about getting that Victorian shit mom likes on her servies, but it's too fussy. Interwar is so much classier, don't you think? Duh duh DUH duh duh duh DUH DUH. Computer, play 'Puttin on the Ritz!'"
The song played deep and rich on the cottage's state-of-the-art audio system.