This story contains: MF, fantasy, furry.
This story is copyright 1998 by Pulp Fan; you can contact me at the email address in my profile. I originally wrote and submitted this piece to an erotic story site (the now defunct "Lust So Stories") under the name Mr. "E", to distinguish it from the pulp pastiches I'd written to that point. Since I've never used Mr. "E" for anything else subsequently, however, I'm now letting it loose under my usual penname. The ending has been modified slightly from its original appearance.
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Corbus had heard it said that you could lead a horse to water but you couldn't make it drink. The same could not be said, he reflected wryly, of cats, as he observed his companion quaffing her third mug in little more than ten minutes. Of course, to be fair to the horse, it had to be admitted that what his companion was drinking was not simply water. Nor, in all honesty, was she a cat.
Selane observed Corbus staring at her and looked up, an inquisitive expression in her feline eyes, foam dotting her whiskers and chin fur. "What are you thinking about?" she inquired, licking around her lips with a dainty tongue.
"Ah, nothing, Selane, nothing," stammered Corbus, as he directed his attention to his own beaker. His first, it was still nearly half full.
"Well see, there's your problem," she replied, taking another swig from her mug. "Here you are, the second greatest thief in all Kubladesh, about to embark on an exploit which will make you famous from the shores of Hadriak to the peaks of Calustius, and you're thinking of nothing. While I, on the other hand, have been thinking of little else but our soon-to-be famous heist. Of course, that may be due to the fact that I am _the_ greatest thief in all Kubladesh," she added, somewhat immodestly Corbus felt. He preferred to think of himself and his partner as the two greatest thieves in Kubladesh--leave it to posterity to sort out who was better.
His musings were interrupted as his companion continued, her long tail swatting at an annoying insect. "In fact, seems to me that I've been doing so much of the thinking, I ought to be receiving the--shall we say, lion's share?-- of the profits of this one!" Selane smiled, pleased at her little joke, baring her sharp fangs just a little bit.
Though his companion was lovely, Corbus always found it a bit disconcerting when she smiled that way. Not that he actually thought she'd ever try to hurt him--they had been through too much together, each saving the other's lives on more than one occasion. However, it was a good thing that Selane could hold her liquor, as he wouldn't want to face her if she was drunk and angry with him for some reason. The Fe-Larn were a beautiful and graceful race, with both their males and females universally acclaimed as being among the most handsome of the many sentient species that inhabited the lands around the Inner Sea. They were in high demand as concubines, though few took them against their will, as lurking beneath their soft fur were muscles of steel. Their outward beauty masked the fact that beating beneath their breasts, there pulsed the heart of a hunting cat, swift and deadly when they desired, fond of toying with their prey when it was cornered. Seeing her fangs bared, even though in jest, always made Corbus glad that he was not Selane's prey. Though he was an accomplished swordsman, he had seen her in action more than once, and he had little desire to test his skill against hers.
"I'm afraid that's quite impossible," he laughed. "A deal's a deal. Besides, on all the hauls where I was the mastermind, I don't recall you offering to cut me a larger slice of the pie!"
The Fe-Larn laughed with him. "Maybe if you ever were the mastermind, I would!" she retorted. "That's all right though. With this one, we both make our fortune!" Tossing down the last of her ale, her green, slitted eyes glittered with excitement. At least Corbus hoped it was excitement, though he had known Selane long enough to know that it would take much more than the few drinks she'd had to even begin to get her inebriated. The thought of the theft they had planned, the danger they could face--these were the things that Selane got drunk on.
And who could blame her? For after tonight, the Eye of Aphisis would be theirs!
Around them, the noisy tavern bustled with activity. Busy serving wenches, their bodices cut low and revealing hints of the treasures beneath, moved to and fro carrying trays of food and drink, squealing as a stray hand reached out to pinch their behinds or to pull them onto their owner's lap. Cloaked figures put cowled heads together, shady deals were cut in the smoky air. Boisterous drunks roared out their laughter, occasionally pitching down on the wooden floor in a stupor. In short, it was a night like any other night, at any one of the inns of Kubladesh, crown jewel of Shahdara.
But although secrets were bought and sold at the Scarlet Raptor almost as swiftly as the tavern sold refreshments, it seemed that no man--nay, no being of any of the Twelve Races--had any inkling that the two thieves seated at a corner table planned that very night to deprive the temple of the goddess of love of that most lustrous of gems men called the Eye of Aphisis.
If they had known of their intent, most would have likely spat and called them mad. The allure of the Eye had drawn more than one thief, secure in his or her knowledge and skills. Legends claimed that he who held the Eye of Aphisis held the power to sway men's minds, to charm them into doing anything they desired. It was well known among the shadier denizens of Shahdara that many thieves had entered the temple of Aphisis in search of her sparkling prize. It was equally well known that none had ever emerged or been seen again. How they had been ensnared remained a mystery, known only, perhaps, to the goddess herself and her most trusted priests.
While Selane and Corbus were, of course, familiar with the tales of the failed efforts of their predecessors, they were also, of course, the two greatest thieves in Kubladesh. Where lesser mortals had failed, they would succeed. Or so they believed...
As they sat at the table, once more going over their plan in hushed whispers, a hand fell on the shoulder of Selane. "Hey there, little lady, lookin' for a little fun?" came a drunken voice behind her.