Herne lay atop a soft, squishy raft of daisies.
He didn't exactly remember how he'd gotten here. He could hear the roaring ocean all around. His flower raft was sodden, and would likely sink soon. But for now, he was safe.
He tried to roll over and made it onto his side. The water beneath him was bright, shimmering pink. Everything was so warm, he realized. And sweet. He could suddenly barely breathe—the sugary air was toxic, unbreathable.
He couldn't breathe at all.
His eyes widened and he clutched at his throat, gasped for breath. The boat was sinking...
"Oh, dear," whispered an ephemeral voice. Herne looked up and beheld a woman with bright red eyes, flowing golden hair, and angelic pink wings flying above him. She smiled down at him as he gaped up at her in awe. "Are we having a nightmare?"
~~~~
Herne's eyes barely opened for a moment. When they did, he found himself lying on warm ceramic tiles. He sat up and looked around.
He was naked and covered in what felt like treesap. He frowned at the amber liquid. What was it? It felt so... familiar.
A humming reached his ears.
I should probably get up,
he thought. But he did not move. Everything felt so slow and reluctant, like the air itself wanted him to stay down. It was so warm down here. He had so much of the sap on him, he almost felt like he was lying on a cushion.
His mind drifted in and out, always returning to vague consciousness with the continuing humming. It was a girl humming, he realized. Something about that excited him. No, something about the humming excited him.
It was all so familiar. His cock was hard, and some part of him told him to stroke. But no. No. That was wrong.
Wasn't it? For some reason?
Every now and then, he thought he heard words within the humming. But then he would try to concentrate, and he would only hear nonsense again.
It felt like a few minutes, but could have been longer, when he finally mustered up the energy to stand.
Herne found himself in what looked like a kitchen of sorts. It was hot enough that the air he took in felt slightly less efficient, but it wasn't as bad as it had been in the dream, at least. He looked up and found himself looking at a sizzling stovetop.
Above the stove hovered a figure who looked...
very
familia. She was beautiful, with long blonde hair, fluttering pink wings, and a pert, naked ass that swayed with the humming. He felt a sudden surge of affection and lust looking at her, which caught him off-guard.
She was only about eight inches tall.
The pretty fairy fluttered about, humming that infectious tune, manipulating something on the skillet with deft usage of a long spatula she could clearly barely lift.
He tried to speak, to greet her.
All that came out was a gurbled, "
Glarb
."
"Ooh!" The humming stopped as the fairy spun around. He found himself confronted by a pair of bright red eyes and a beaming, earnest smile. "My sweet Knighty!"
Herne blinked. Yes. He was a knight. He looked over his naked form, and felt a faint sense that he should cover up. But when his hand strayed towards his crotch, he heard the fairy giggle... and suddenly his fingers were wrapping around his cock instead.
Instantly, a trickling stream of pleasure shot through him, and he let out a moan. He started slowly squeezing the tip, unable to help himself. It felt so... so...
"Feels good?" cooed the fairy, flying closer. Herne found himself dazzled by her brilliant diaphanous pink wings.
"Yes," he managed, leaning on the table for support. He was masturbating openly, staring straight at her little bouncing breasts. He felt embarrassed, but... at the same time, she seemed so
happy
with him...
Something was wrong about this. He was starting to remember. Something was not right.
"Poor
boy
," the fairy sang, and her wings fluttered again. Herne blinked, feeling a soft, tingling sense of comfort filling his body. "You just touch yourself until Lavvi tells you to stop, okay
"Yes," he moaned, squirming as he pumped his cock. Slowly. Slowly.
"
That's
it.
Niiice
little touches." Her voice trickled over him like sweet molasses. "And you can come when I tell you to. Doesn't that sound nice?"
"Yes," he gasped. It felt so good to touch herself, and look at her, and obey...
But something was wrong. Even as sinful joy spread through him, he knew it was wrong. He struggled to concentrate, faint memories bubbling back. "You... the succubus..." The memories felt so dim. Almost inaccessible.
"Suck you?" Lavvi giggled. "Aww, sweet little Knighty, I wish I could." He gaze took on a smoldering desire as she watched him edging. "I so...
so
wish I could."
"There w-was... how long have I..."
He trailed off, whimpering, as he realized how intently she was staring at his cock. Having such a pretty girl... watch him...
After a moment, though, Lavvi's eyes shot back up to his with a brilliant smile. "Just relax," she soothed.
Her wings started to flutter with even greater irregularity. He felt brilliant strange patterns settling over his eyes, blanketing his mind in confusion. And as uncertainty pushed out conscious thoughts, the pleasure moved in. And so did her voice, echoing and vibrant, dripping with suggestions, reminders, encouragements...
Things he couldn't hear but understood, on some deeper level, in perfect clarity.
Consciously, he just knew her voice was pretty. Just like her. It felt so nice to ogle her, his lips half-parted, and edge to her pretty voice...
She continued to flutter like that, pink lights glimmering around him, and talk, talk about so many things that made no sense to Herne in such a sugary bubblegum-pink voice, talked until his mind was completely immersed in the pleasure of edging obediently.
When she was confident he was mastered, the fairy flew back and seemed to admire her handiwork. She licked her lips with a sly smirk.
"Lavvi," he whimpered, barely conscious of what he was saying, "please, can I—can I—"
"Silly boy," Lavvi cooed, bobbing close to him and sparkling brilliantly, "You're still
dreaming
~"
~~~~
Herne's heart lazily beat back into consciousness. He lay immersed up to his neck in a warm pool of sweet, sticky sap, or honey, or whatever it was. His mouth was full of the delicious ambrosia, and he had to take a moment to remember why.
How silly of him. He smiled faintly and began swallowing. Sleep-drinking again.
"Knighty!" sang a voice that filled him with excitement and, he was embarrassed to admit, lust. Lavvi flew into view, an angelic smile on her pretty heart-shaped face. "Did you sleep well?" she cooed.
"Yes," he slurred, licking his lips. He wasn't sure why his surroundings weren't strange to him. But he looked in Lavvi's eyes and he knew. He knew.
He loved her.
"What got me?" he croaked, memories slowly trickled back. "This must be, what, the second time I've gotten caught? It's all so... blurred..."
Lavvi's smile didn't waver. Her eyes sparkled with crimson light as the sun shone rosy-pink behind her. "Drink up, silly. You have a big day ahead of you."
~ ~ ~ ~
Herne once again found himself in the courtyard garden, though he could only...
vaguely
remember emerging from the flower this time. He was walking through the grass, barefoot, without his gauntlet. Glancing up at the sky, he guessed it was early noon.
Dimly, Herne wondered why his memories of the morning felt so sticky and hard to access, but... well, that just didn't seem important just yet. He needed to reach the Tall Spire.
The knight took note of vaguely familiar landmarks—the pool of water, the many roses—and tried to regain his focus. His scimitar felt heavy in his hands. Everything felt sluggish and warm.
He saw the same doors as before—straight ahead, easy as anything to reach. He looked around. No sign of any enemies. None of the demonic monsters that supposedly kept stopping him.
He was completely drenched in...what was it? Some sort of thick, amber-colored honey-like fluid. He only wished he could remember what it was called. That knowledge felt important, somehow.
Remembering a vague inconvenience from before, Herne reached down to check his scabbard. Sure enough, his knife was almost stuck with the stuff. He tugged at it, but it didn't yield. Annoyed, he took the scabbard off his belt and brought it to eye level.
It was so warm in this garden, he thought. So warm and sticky. And his erection was becoming an apparently permanent fixture. Everything was so sticky.
So warm and sticky and... sweet.
Sweet.
So deliciously, mind-meltingly...
Sir Herne did a double-take and realized he'd started licking the dagger's sheathe. The substance tasted delicious—sweet and slightly spicy, like honey mixed with a dozen unnameable spices.
Strange that I'm doing this,
he thought dreamily, as his cock throbbed happily in its own sticky sheathe.
Or... was it so strange? He continued to lick up the honey. His throat was so dry, and it tasted so good.
Besides, he reasoned numbly, if he licked the scabbard clean, maybe the dagger would come free.
Anyway, it was important to keep his strength up. Lavvi had been very clear about that. It was important to follow Lavvi's guidance. She was his only ally in this hideous place. He was lucky he had her. Lucky he had someone so kind, and warm, and sweet. Someone who would always be with him.
It didn't feel like he'd spent very long cleaning the knife, but after what felt like a few seconds, he realized he'd started licking up his arm.
Whoops,
he thought, chuckling.
Focus, Herne. Lavvi wouldn't want you to lose focus. Need to get to the Tall Spire.
That thought grounded him. Yes, it wouldn't do to dally. He had to get as close as possible to—he had to get to the Tall Spire.
Herne paused, then tried the dagger. It slipped free. There was more of the honey-like stuff inside, but Herne managed to stop himself. His throat was still a little dry, but he would just have to content himself with licking off the rest on his shoulder as he sheathed the knife again and reattached it to his belt.
As he made his way forward, he took notice the lamb's ear bushes. They were actually quite large—almost the size of horses.