The Eden Protocols: A Bimbo Space Odyssey - Part One
Initializing Final Stage Protocols...
Unpacking Data Packets...
WARNING: NEW KERNEL DETECTED!
Introspecting...
Credentials Accepted. Override Engaged.
Allocating Resources...
WARNING: PRIORITY CONFLICT DETECTED!
Admin Arbitration Requested...
Estimated Admin Response Time: [487] Days.
Commencing System Stopgap Protocols...
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Doctor Maeve Hughes exited her stasis pod in a fit of retching coughs and frozen toes into the warm welcoming embrace of a blanket which unseen hands proceeded to wrap around her shivering body.
"Easy, Doc. Easy. The Institute warned us that the thawing process would be rough." A deep resonant voice told her, a steady hold keeping her upright. "Didn't half undersell it though, did they? Take your time. That feeling of corpse lung will pass soon."
"Whe--Where am I?" Words wheezed out through icy lips. Sounded mealy-mouthed.
"You're safe and going to be okay." The nice voice reassured her. Someone was rubbing her arms through the thick cloth of the blanket. "You're on the Perseus III; a colony class starship. It will all come back to you once we get you warmed up and the shock wears off."
A starship?
Maeve blinked the frost crystals off her eyelashes and tried to focus her watery vision on the blurry figure before her. He was tall, whoever he was, standing a full head higher than her and stocky of build.
Details slowly swam into view.
A broad but kindly face looking back down at her from under a heavy brow with concerned cerulean eyes. His jaw was strong, like a block of hewn marble, and his nose blunt. A short crop of hickory-brown hair was neatly combed into a classic side part atop his handsome head.
"Who? Who are..."
"I'm Tucker Evans; the senior systems administrator assigned to the Perseus III, and we are in desperate need of your medical expertise, Doctor."
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Maeve shoveled down her third helping of reheated liquid nutrient paste--an enriched algae derivative grown in huge hydroponic vats on the fifth deck--lifting the plastic bowl to her hungry mouth, barely cognizant of Tucker sitting across the table from her and watching intently.
She was famished!
Over seven light years in stasis would leave any belly empty, No matter how much the Andromeda Institute expounded on the technical wonders of their human popsicle pods.
Her depleted body badly craved carbohydrates, proteins, essential minerals and enzymes to restore it to full functionality after so much time in the deep freeze. Maeve was busy giving it what it needed with near industrial levels of efficiency.
They sat, and she slurped, in the middle an empty mess hall built to accommodate over two hundred colonists and crew. One of many on the stadium-sized interstellar space vessel. All of them similarly empty and shrouded in silence, save for the humming of the environmental systems, as the human inhabitants slept dreamlessly in their stasis pods.
Precious cargo, safely stowed away for the duration of the interminable trip between the stars.
"Feel better, Doctor Hughes?" Tucker asked, then chortled when he caught the flash of embarrassment in her expression. "Don't feel bad. I chomped my way through a half dozen bowls of that hot sludge before I felt human again. Couldn't quite believe it once I was done."
Maeve could believe it. Tucker Evans was a mountain of a man. A prime cut of A-grade beef squeezed into a utilitarian orange jumpsuit with the ship's insignia stitched onto the straining chest and bulging shoulders.
Whenever he moved, she could see the play of his strapping muscles through the durable synth-fabric of the uniform. Several of the topmost clasps on the front had been left open, unable to be buckled over the meaty slab of his ripped torso.
She suddenly felt very small and fragile, with only a woolen blanket and her razor-thin hibernation suit for protection from the hulking crewmate; a man who was single-handedly crowding the other side of the six person table.
That was until she looked into his sparkling sky blue eyes and read only keen intelligence there, tinted with a hint of concern. That, and his conscientiously clean cut hair, shaved cheeks and cultured British accent belied her first impressions of a muscle-bound meathead, opting instead for more of an exercise obsessed computer nerd pastiche.
An exceptionally rare breed indeed, but only the exceptional had been chosen to facilitate this once-in-a-lifetime mission. To shepherd a seed of humanity to their new home in the mysterious reaches of outer space. To make landfall and colonize New Eden--an admittedly flashy but unoriginal name for a planet--only the best and brightest had been selected.
Herself included...
"Forgive my poor table manners, Tucker." She pleaded, lowering the empty bowl to the white plasti-steel tabletop and dabbing daintily at the corners of her mouth with a paper napkin he had considerately laid out for her. "No amount of reading medical accounts of post-stasis rehabilitation could have prepared me for actually experiencing it for myself."
"You're preaching to the choir, Doctor..."