In the future, you walk into the bar, but you're already there. Because time has already happened, all at once, you're just hopping from point to point. If you get a thumbs down, you never met the MILF, you'd never go back in time and fuck her barely eighteen pussy, and you'd never give the thumbs up. So, therefore, the double-pincer move is that you must necessarily have succeeded in order to be there. So you walk in, you meet the MILF. She's older than you, but she missed you. She recognizes you in a way and can't resist you because she's been waiting her whole life for you to come back. The MILF tells you she doesn't often go after younger men. You tell her, "Bullshit."
She's taken aback. Most men in her life probably don't talk to her like that, but you talk to her like that. Because you already know you're going to fuck her. Your future self confirmed it. If you hadn't, you wouldn't be in the room. Therefore the Double Blind Time Hook-Up is a guarantee so long as you follow all the steps correctly.
You knock back several drinks, and she rubs those big fake tits she got when she turned 30. Her husband left her for a younger woman; you'd never do that. You tell her she's beautiful and how you'd like to see yourself between her legs. She tells you you're bold, and she likes that. There's no other way the event could play out.
At bar close, you go back to her house. You disrobe her and motorboat those titties as if the world was ending. You put your dick inside her and pump your cum deep inside her. She's moaning and screaming because this is the best sex she's ever had. You're not good at sex. This is catharsis after you seduced her at eighteen and abandoned her. She's learning to let go while you continue to be the piece of shit that will soon take advantage of her, relatively speaking.
You leave her with your cum residue inside her, and if she gets pregnant, that's her issue because, in an hour or so, you'll be traveling back to her hometown. The place she left and swore she'd never return to.
You pull up on the day her boyfriend dumped her. She told you she had dated him in secret and had never told anybody else. You find her crying in the mall parking lot. You compliment her hair. She always felt proud of her hair. She told you that 12 years in the future. And you're using it now to put her at ease. You tell her it gets easier, that she has a happy future ahead of her, and you even mention that you think you're in it. She finds that silly, bold even. Most men don't talk to her like that. She finds it disarming. It turns out that feeling never changes.
You tell her you aren't doing anything for the rest of the day. If she wants, you two could drive to the coast. She hesitates because she doesn't know you, but you seem to know her. You're talking to her in a way nobody has talked to her before. You're confident, and you care about how she feels. You really don't, but you act like you do. You say all the right things because 12 years later, she told you all the things her 'boyfriend' did wrong. You tell her how you'd treat a woman, and it all happens to be the things he didn't do, refused to do, and never considered. She looks at you, and she sees potential. You only see your next fuck.