"The search was called off today for Timmy Warner," the news anchor announced, "ending nearly five days of extensive searching. You may remember we started covering this story on Tuesday when Diane Warner, Timmy's mother, first declared him missing. The boy's friends and family say he had been acting strangely for days before his disappearance. He had been secretive, sneaking away to secret rendezvous. Police say there is no sign of foul play and that most likely he just ran away from home. The sad fact is we may never know what happened to Timmy Warner."
One Week Earlier ...
Life was a bit boring for Timmy Warner. The eighteen year old boy was a real homebody. Being short his whole life he had become shy - very shy. He was skinny, geekish even with glasses and hand me down clothes. He had a few friends but not too many. He was an easy going person who spent most his time on his computer. This was due mostly to the fact that his shyness kept him from ever talking to the girls in his school.
So he spent most his time on the computer. He loved to surf the web just get lost for hours on end. His favorite thing to do was to play MMORPGs. There he could be anyone he wanted to be. Usually he was the tall dashing hero. At least in the game he could talk to a girl. Which leads us to Timmy's other past time. He loved to look at porn on his computer. He would stay up way into the night looking at the women on the screen. They made him drool. God how he wanted to be with one of them so bad.
Then one day his life changed forever. Timmy was just surfing the web late one night when he found it. It was a link on a search engine that lead him to The DD Ranch.
"A place for well endowed women and the men who love them to meet," Timmy read.
Huh, he began to poke around. There were images of busty women in various stages of undress. It seemed to be a user gallery. If even one of these women really used this site then wow. There was also a chat room on the site as well. Here one could talk with one of these special women if they so desired. Did he desire? What could it hurt just to talk, nothing right? What the hell. He filled out the online registration and claimed the screen name "vegas", a nickname his friends had given him one poker night a few years ago. Here we go.
VEGAS: Hello? Any 1 out there?
He only had to wait a second or two for someone to respond.
WITCHYWOMAN: Well hello there.
VEGAS: Wow, I wasn't expecting anyone to answer me.
WITCHYWOMAN: Then why use a chat room.
VEGAS: I was just messing around really.
WITCHYWOMAN: Well then aren't you lucky?
VEGAS: Why's that?
WITCHYWOMAN: Because now you get to talk to me.
VEGAS: Not 2b rude but y is that lucky?
There was no response. Oh no, had he offended here? Was she gone for good? Suddenly a photo appeared on the screen. It was a woman's rack. And a huge one to boot. He couldn't tell just how big because the camera was so close but the cleavage filled most the screen.
WITCHYWOMAN: As you can c I'm a bit of an expert on the subject of large breasts.
Wow, now this was a woman.
VEGAS: R those real?
WITCHYWOMAN: Does it matter?
VEGAS: I guess not.
WITCHYWOMAN: Send me a picture.
VEGAS: What?
WITCHYWOMAN: I showed you my chest now show me yours.
VEGAS: Really?
WITCHYWOMAN: Yes really. It's only fair isn't it?
She had a point, didn't she? Maybe he should. He pulled out his iphone and snapped a quick pic of his chest and transferred it to his computer. Then he posted it. He waited tensely.
WITCHYWOMAN: Well you're a small one aren't ya? I could just scoop you up.
VEGAS: Scoop me up?
WITCHYWOMAN: Oh yeah. U c I have this thing 4 small men. I just want 2 pick them up and nuzzle them against me and my big old boobies like a baby. And baby if I could get my hands on u I'd do just that.
VEGAS: U would?
WITCHYWOMAN: Of course. I'd shove your little head so far down into my cleavage you'd never find your way back out.
Was this woman for real? He must have paused longer than he thought because ...
WITCHYWOMAN: Hey baby, what's wrong? Did I scare you away?
VEGAS: No, no I'm still here.
WITCHYWOMAN: Good, sometimes I come on a little strong. I don't mean to it's just that when I love something I go all in. And I love talking 2 young bucks like you.
VEGAS: How did u know ...
Maybe he shouldn't write that. So he erased it and wrote instead:
VEGAS: What makes you think I'm young?
WITCHYWOMAN: A woman just knows, baby, a woman just knows. So how young are u?
VEGAS: 21
WITCHYWOMAN: I don't think so.
VEGAS: 19
WITCHYWOMAN: Try again.
VEGAS: 17
WITCHYWOMAN: My you're just a baby aren't you?
VEGAS: I'm not a baby. I'm a man.
Who was this woman to call him a baby?
WITCHYWOMAN: I didn't mean 2 upset u. I call all little men baby.
VEGAS: Oh, OK.
WITCHYWOMAN: What time is it where u r?
VEGAS: 2am. Y?
WITCHYWOMAN: So ur on the East Coast.
Crap.
VEGAS: Tricky, tricky.
WITCHYWOMAN: I'm on the ec 2. I wonder if we're in the same state.
VEGAS: Don't know. Which 1 r u n?
WITCHYWOMAN: MD.
Maryland? That's where he was. God, she was closer than he thought.
VEGAS: That's cool.
WITCHYWOMAN: How about u?
VEGAS: Don't know if I should tell u that.
WITCHYWOMAN: Alright then, which region?
VEGAS: I guess that couldn't hurt. Southeast.
WITCHYWOMAN: Now we're getting somewhere. Which college do u want 2 go 2?
VEGAS: University of William & Mary.
Damnit! He should have never told her that! Maybe he should stop now before things got anymore out of control.
WITCHYWOMAN: So ur a Marylander 2. How cool is that?
VEGAS: Very cool.
He had to stop this.