"I suppose that I deserve that to an extent. I was a real heinous bitch during the divorce, though clearly you're not holding a grudge against the judge, are you? Yes, Your Honor, I recognize you. I don't know how she got on your good side and I didn't, but consider this my own plea for mercy and forgiveness.
"By the way, Joanna here forgave her ex-husband, Les, as well as her sister, Brandy, with whom Les cheated. Long story, for some reason, Brandy needed to get pregnant, so they had an affair. My own needs are more ... lustful in nature. I'm just not cut out for monogamy. Neither are you, from what I can see here.
"Nor is the likely father cut out for any kind of relationship at all. It's okay, though. Joanna and I will raise this little bambino together. It was wrong to expect you to raise another man's baby. I get that. It was wrong to deceive you at all, but I didn't do that all for myself. I also did it to give the baby a real father.
"Well, it appears that you're up for ... something other than monogamy now, so why not have an affair with me? Please? I think that you can have Joanna, too, though I won't speak for her. You don't have to be the Daddy. I'm fairly sure that Jeremy is the father. He's just gonna have to step in some way and deal with it. Well, what do you say?
"I know that it sounds greedy to some. I have a great fiancee, a wonderful pair of lovers in her ex and her sister, but I want you, too. I think that they'd let you fuck Brandy, too. And I know that none of us would kick this lovely young woman or the fine-ass cougar here out of bed, either. So, yes, I'm pitching a kind of ... kinky, wanton, deviant lifestyle. But you're already part of the way there, no longer Mr. Faithful, Straight-Laced Husband, right?" Alycen really got her sales pitch underway.
"Trudy's making amends," David calmly countered.
"So ... am ... I," Alycen insisted, dropping her sundress while Joanna followed suit, both of them naked as jaybirds rather suddenly, "I'm naked now ... for the rest of the night. I'll be naked until you toss me out the door whenever you are fed up with me. I just hope that doesn't happen until the morning."