"Alycen?" David reacted, seeing his ex-wife at the door.
"The very same. Hi. Look, sorry about springing this on you, but I really need to get this off my chest. Can I come in, pretty please?" Alycen begged him.
"Oh, come on, David ... give her a hearing, please?" Sasha pleaded with her fiance, much to even her own surprise.
"Do it for us, please?" Trudy backed her up, really making David feel a bit outnumbered by the ladies now.
"Oh, alright!" David opened the door, albeit a bit gruffly.
"Hello ... for those of you who didn't know ... I'm Alycen. David's ex-wife. Look, David, I know that I was nasty as fuck to you, but I want you to know that I'm past that ... and I'm getting remarried very soon. To Joanna here," Alycen called out her fiancee's name, bringing her best friend and now lesbian lover inside with her.
"Congratulations," David somewhat sarcastically replied.
"I suppose that I deserve that to an extent. I was a real heinous bitch during the divorce, though clearly you're not holding a grudge against the judge, are you? Yes, Your Honor, I recognize you. I don't know how she got on your good side and I didn't, but consider this my own plea for mercy and forgiveness.
"By the way, Joanna here forgave her ex-husband, Les, as well as her sister, Brandy, with whom Les cheated. Long story, for some reason, Brandy needed to get pregnant, so they had an affair. My own needs are more ... lustful in nature. I'm just not cut out for monogamy. Neither are you, from what I can see here.
"Nor is the likely father cut out for any kind of relationship at all. It's okay, though. Joanna and I will raise this little bambino together. It was wrong to expect you to raise another man's baby. I get that. It was wrong to deceive you at all, but I didn't do that all for myself. I also did it to give the baby a real father.