Later that day he received a text from Adonis, who had embraced life in the sim and had gotten an actual mobile phone, with a plan and all.
"Wanna go to a party tonight? I invited us both," it said.
Thomas wasn't much of a party person, but it would be good to go out every once in a while. Besides, observing agents under the influence of alcohol would be a good opportunity to start spotting any particularly erratic behavior.
"Sure. Just tell me time and place," he replied.
At 10 PM they met near Alpha Alpha Alpha house. It was the best-known party fraternity on campus and it wasn't clear if any of the members in the 150-year history of the house had ever put a foot inside a classroom. Somehow, all of the alumni still ended up getting jobs at investment banks and white shoe consulting firms.
"What's up, Adonis? Not wearing your hazmat suit today, I see."
"Nah bro," Adonis replied. "I figured I might try my luck the old-fashioned way today," he grinned. "Actually, I kind of have a date here with this hottie I saw at the gym today."
"Congrats! Hope everything goes well."
"To be honest I'm a bit nervous. I guess I can just don the suit if things don't work out."
"Or you can accept that not everyone wants to have sex with you on the first date. These are humans, Adonis. It's a bit creepy to go around and fuck unconscious people."
Adonis sighed. "You have such a terrible effect on me. Before I met you I wouldn't have thought twice about this. I mean, these people were literally created for amusement of the real people. They wouldn't exist without us."
"But now they do exist," Thomas nodded solemnly. "And what your people are doing is slavery."
"Fine, fine. No trance sex from me today. Let's not ruin the mood by discussing how evil I am. Besides, I'm thirsty."
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The ceiling of the big hall of the fraternity house was oscillating with the same frequency as the subwoofer was pumping out notes of deep bass. Thomas was sipping a punch that tasted deceptively sweet and un-alcoholic. Best be careful around that. Adonis had abandoned him a few minutes earlier after he had seen the girl, and the two had retreated upstairs to "talk about philosophy."
Thomas was happy for his friend, but at the same time couldn't help but feel jealous. How did he just randomly find a date with a girl just like that? Like, what did he say to her? How did he say it? It was unfair. Not to mention the girl was extremely hot, better than Thomas could score himself even with substantial effort.
Deep in his thoughts Thomas wandered around the house trying to see if there was anyone he knew but soon realized people he hung out with didn't frequent parties like this. Or parties in general, really. He went for the second-best option, which was the punch bowl.
The taste was terrible but free alcohol had a certain appeal, which was that it was free.
"Hey, Thomas!" a somewhat intoxicated voice sounded behind him.
Thomas turned to face Lara. She was dressed in a short, black dress that highlighted her long, well-toned legs.
"Never expected to run to you here!" she continued.
"I came with a friend," Thomas said.
"How nice! Where is he? I'd like to meet him."
"He's upstairs with a girl."
"Ooh, I see, I see. Well, hopefully I can meet him another time."
"Did you come with someone?"
"Oh God, no. Well, I asked Christine, but she wasn't feeling good. And I specifically did not come with any guys. Good riddance."
"Guy problems?"
"No more. I had something going on, but I ended it." She emptied her cup of punch.
"Sorry to hear that."
"Don't be. The guy was pushing too much, if you know what I mean."
"Is it okay for us to talk like this? You know, given that we also talk in your office?"
"Sure, why not?"
"Well, I just thought you revealing too much about yourself could somehow affect that."
"You're such a good person, Thomas. I really mean it. Worrying about that. Well, if I say something embarrassing, please just ignore it. I'd really like to keep working with you, and I think you're making such good progress."
"Thanks, Lara. I just wanted to make sure."
Lara took another sip from her cup, and then looked into it with wrinkles on her forehead.
"I think I need to go refill this. Stay where you are, I'll be back. I don't want to talk to any of the other idiots here."
"You bet," Thomas said, raising his cup at her.
Although Thomas was intimately aware of what was under Lara's dress he couldn't avoid admiring how her dress fit her backside.
"A friend of yours?"
Thomas spun around, embarrassed having looked after Lara for so long.
"Oh hi, Genevieve," he said.
"Hello."
"Are you enjoying the party?" Thomas asked.
"It's not really my type of a party. Too loud."
"You're not wrong. I can't tolerate these unless I get at least a few cups worth of this stuff down," he said, nodding to his cup.
"I'm not really into drinking. Besides, I have practice in the morning. I just came to check this place out. Curiosity, you could say."
"So how was your first day?"
"I really like the coach. I didn't meet any of the other skaters today, but will tomorrow. Which is also why I can't drink or anything."
"Honestly, you probably don't want to get too drunk in a party like this, practice or no practice."
"What do you mean?"
"Let's just say there are men here who are seeking to take advantage of girls who aren't handling their intoxication well. It's a pretty open secret."