"Let me see the letter again." You pass over Pixie's letter to Kayla while threading your way through Seattle traffic. She turns it over in her hands.
"'Let me also express my profound gratitude for the misfortune you have brought upon our mutual acquaintance, Mr. Kalchik.' Now that is a really fancy way to say, 'fuck that guy!'" Kayla cracks up at her own joke. "I bet this shop guy is a million years old."
"Don't say that!" You weave your way through the grungy mix of high rise apartments and sketchy strip mall stores. "He could actually be a million years old!"
"Ooooh like Dorian Grey?" Kayla says. "I wouldn't mind that." She says with a saucy grin.
"You and older men." You laugh and she gives a playful cackle as you pull into a parking spot underneath a gloomy old office building. Next to it, a small wooden house with a moss-covered roof and a covered porch abuts the road. In front, a simple black wooden shingle swings in the Seattle rain - impeccable lettering announcing this to be "Quilp's Curio Cabinet".
"Okay - before we go inside, some ground rules." She looks concerned. You had explained to her what had happened, and while the presence of Michael now loafing around your property helped confirm it, you get the impression that she does not quite believe it all.
"First, I want to just go in and find out what all this is about. We aren't sneaking anything, or jumping into a weird vision quest or alternate reality, we are just asking a few questions. Okay?"
Kayla nods.
"Second, if we do end up somewhere terrible, I want you to know that I will do all that I can to make sure we both get home safe and sound, okay?" Kayla looks pensive.
"Okay but if we do get pulled into another dimension, can you take me home after I have the hot magic sex with a guy because it has been a while, and I am raring to go, you know?"
You mentally facepalm. "Alright, deal. Let's go see what this Dr. Quilp has to say."
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The bell at the door had a soft, soothing tone as you and Kayla push into the cramped shop. Each and every available space had something on it. Corners, ledges, nooks and crannies were filled to the brim with old tea cups, ornate carved figurines, tin soldiers and old postcards.
You make your way through the maze of bookshelves and hobbyhorses, display cases and vanities dripping with antique jewelry and elaborate hats. Kayla is in heaven, holding up each treasure and examining it like was the Hope diamond.
"Good afternoon." A slender blonde man in his 30s with a british accent, spectacles and a tailored vest and button leans over a counter in the far corner of the store. "Let me know if there is anything I can help you with." Kayla shoots you a mischievous look - he is dashingly handsome.
"Hello!" She says, trotting over to the counter, her eyes full of a merry twinkle. "Are you THE Dr. Quilp?" she asks. You try not to roll your eyes. He gives her a warm smile, his eyes flitting back and forth between you as if trying to discern your relationship.
"That is me, although you can call me Daniel. What brings you to my shop?" You pull Pixie's letter from your pocket and flatten out on his counter.
"You sent my friend this letter." He looks at it in alarm, and then back to you and Kayla.
"So you are not Ms. Miller?"
"No, but I was there that night." You reply. You snaps his finger.
"Mrs. Sweeney? Correct?" You nod.
"That's right!" Kayla answers. "And I'm Kayla Hisdal. Pleased to meet you." He gives you both a warm smile.
"In that case, come, come, I have much I wish to discuss with you." He gestures you through a curtain to a back room which is even more clogged with objects but he navigates the clutter with skill till he reaches a worktable, lit with a single adjustable light.
He pulls a key from his pocket - it is small but you recognize the iron work and heart handle. He unlocks the top drawer of the desk and withdrawals a small black notebook, no bigger than his hand. He flips it open.
"Mrs. Sweeney, Mrs. Sweeney..." he sifts through it. "Brine-uh?"
"Brenna." You reply automatically.
"My apologies." He makes a little notation. "And the beautiful Mrs. Hisdal?" He asks.
"Ms, please." She answers with a blush. He makes a note and puts the notebook back in the drawer.
"First, let me begin by offering my deepest condolences for whatever trauma you may have experienced in that wretched hotel. So many poor unfortunate souls have suffered at the hands of his infernal machine and I am grateful that you have brought it to an end."
"But how do you..." he tut-tuts and continues.
"I understand that you already have some background about how the Lost Souls arrived here - let me simply say that the material that Kalchik used to create his device was also found in other locations around the world and that kinder, more resourceful people have put it to a much better and higher use." Kayla nods, clearly lost but enjoying Quilp's rich british accent.
"Which brings us to you. You may have noticed that my establishment is 'Quilp's Curio Cabinet and Travel Agency' - it is the second part of this business venture that I wish to extend to you."
He takes a seat, spreading out his hands and wiggling his fingers like a stage magician setting the scene.
"Brenna, you have already lived the vivid, real world within that well. You know how compelling and enchanting it can be. Imagine, instead, if that sort of experience was put to use not as a prison or a furnace but rather as a vacation."
"Imagine, jumping inside a world built for you. No more gritty reality but a world full of magic and wonder and excitement! Full of adventure and even a little romance," he gives Kayla a saucy wink, "if you are interested. A whole vacation in the blink of an eye."
You fold your arms, pensive. "That sounds all well and good, but what if we get stuck inside again." He shakes his head.
"Oh heavens no!" He plucks two necklaces hanging near the lamp. They have a simple silver chain and hold a tiny iron key, no larger than a quarter.
"Simply turn the handle of this key three times at any point and you will be returned safely. We ask that customers stay no longer than three days. Technically 68 hours, that leaves us a little bit of wiggle room and clean up inside the world if necessary."
Kayla looks absolutely thrilled but you are skeptical.
"Why us, why send the letter to Pix... Ms. Miller?" He shakes his head.
"You must understand, this sort of experience is not for everyone. I need to know that the customers are able to... handle the cognitive dissonance associated with leaping between worlds. I know, for a fact, that you are able to do it without going absolutely barmy, if I may be frank." Kayla laughs and looks at you pleadingly.
"So, what is the world like?" Quilp's eyes light up. He scurries over to a cabinet, unlocks it with his heart key, and withdraws a large object covered in a white cloth. Struggling under its weight, he brings it over to the worktable and gently lowers it down. With a dramatic flourish, he whisks away the cloth.
"I present to you, London in winter!"
Glimmering in the lamp light, you behold a giant snow globe, a city in glass. You see a cobblestone street, with tiny victorian people walking hand in hand as the snowflakes fall around them. Tiny grey gears turn and the people move, the horse trots down the street, and the lights in the houses flicker.
"It's Victorian England, the height of the empire. Not filled with muck and piss but how it should be, filled with lights and wonder. What do you say?"
You pause, Kayla already reaching for one of the necklaces.
"What does it cost?" you ask, relenting to your own curiosity.
"How about this? Your first visit is free, if you enjoy it, come back and we can negotiate another trip. Consider it a gift from me for finally putting that malevolent ghoul Kalchik in his place."
"So would you be traveling with us?" You ask. He shakes his head, "Oh no, I need to stay here and ensure that everything goes smoothly."
"Hmmmm. And I'll be back... "
"In a blink of an eye," he finishes. "All you need do is turn your key three times and you will return moments after you left." Kayla shoots you a plaintive look. You turn back to the Dr. Quilp.
"One moment." The two of you step away for a hushed discussion.
"This seems too good to be true." You whisper to Kayla. She nods.
"I agree, let's take him up on his offer before he changes his mind."
"What?!"
"Look, he could make so much money with this. A vacation to a magic victorian england? Do you know how many people would pay out the nose for that? Without having to travel or even use a sick day?" Kayla says.
"Yes! Exactly! So why is he letting us do it?" You insist. "I don't buy the whole, 'you've already traveled to another dimension so you are cool with it' excuse. Lots of people would be cool with it!" Kayla points at the shopkeep.