Not so much a sex story as a love story with sexy bits and, indeed, if you don't get off on the whole transgender thing then maybe this story is not for you.
Oh, and this is chapter five. If you haven't already read chapters one to four I urge you to do so
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It was the crack of dawn when my mobile went off. Sleepily I pushed my hair away from my face, rolled over and answered it.
"Hello?"
"Good morning. This is your wake up call. It's nearly shopping time."
"Good grief, Jen, what time is it."
"Just gone seven thirty."
"Seven thirty! Do you know what time I got in last night?"
"No, but I expect you to tell me all about it over breakfast. I seem to remember that Tom was quite a competent cook. Why don't I come round and you can make us both a full English before we hit the shops."
"A full English? I'm not sure that I can stretch to that but I can do you a bacon barm or something similar."
"Great. I'll see you in half an hour. Bye!"
Half an hour! I hadn't meant for her to come so soon. I jumped out of bed and rushed to the bathroom. The ravages of last night were all too plain upon me and I desperately needed a shower. I turned on the taps and jumped in.
As it was I had barely enough time to get clean, towel dry my hair and put on the blue dress before the front door bell rang and Jenny arrived. I led her through to the kitchen and started in on breakfast.
"Do I gather it was Tiffany I woke up this morning? It didn't sound like Tom."
"It was."
"So you sleep as Tiffany."
"I'd spend my whole life as Tiffany if I could. Obviously there are some things I can't do as her. Go to work, for example, or drive, because I don't have the paperwork but, otherwise... I just find I'm more comfortable as her. Andy and I went out last night which goes part way to explaining why I'm such a mess this morning."
"Where did you go?"
"To the student union bar. They had The Blackout on and they're one of my favourite bands. We had a ball."
"What did you wear?"
"The tartan mini and the pink sweatshirt. Not exactly perfect but better than nothing and I wasn't going to miss the gig."
"So, why didn't you go as Tom?"
"Andy wouldn't let me. He said that either I went as Tiffany or my ticket would go to Jane Parkinson instead. OK, maybe I didn't need that much persuasion but I was kinda forced."
"And by the looks of things you bought yourself a bra."
"I had to. If you go to see The Blackout then you're going to dance and dancing without a bra is a bit of a no-no. Apart from the discomfort I've found how much going braless sends off the wrong messages. Andy seems to have spent most of the past week staring at my chest. Talk of the devil..."
"Morning, Tiff. Morning, Jenny. Long time no see." Andy came over to the stove to look at what I was doing.
"Hi Andy. Tiff's been telling me about how you've been ogling her all week."
"Oi, Jenny, it's not like that! Tiff, tell her that's unfair!"
"He's been fine," I said as I tended to the bacon. "OK, he does ogle a bit but he's been really supportive."
"Make sure you stay that way."
"God, Jenny, give a guy a break, will you. Sexual harassment charges are a bit much before breakfast."
"He's been just fine," I repeated firmly as I surprised us all by turning from the stove and giving Andy a quick peck on the cheek. "Now sit down. Coffee and bacon barms are on their way."
"So, are you two hitting the shops," Andy asked as we sat together munching our barm cakes and drinking our coffee.
"That's the idea. Why, do you want to come with us?"
"I can think of nothing worse than going girly clothes shopping in town on a Saturday with two women. No way, no way at all."
"In which case you can do the washing up. Just because Tiff's a girl doesn't mean she has to wait on you hand and foot."
"OK, OK. I see you're still on that feminist bollocks."
"It's not bollocks and you know it, or at least you would if you weren't still the biggest male chauvinist pig in the sty. If you had your way poor Tiff here would be chained to the sink."
"That's not the only place I'd chain her.... oi! Stop! I was only joking!"
"Not funny, buster, not funny at all."
I smiled as I watched Jen and Andy squabbling. The thing was, each appealed to a different half of me. I admired Jen, I wanted to be a strong independent woman who knew her own mind and wasn't at some bloke's beck and call. But there was something else I wanted. There was that feeling when Andy wrapped his arms about me, when I felt cared for, pampered, loved. And, anyway, I liked looking after him.
After breakfast Jen came and joined me in my bedroom as I tried to sort out my hair. I'd purchased a hair brush but had yet to acquire a hair dryer and there was no way it was going to be dry in time to go to the shops. Jen advised me to try a pony tail and I discovered the wonders of 'scrunchies' after she lent me one that she had fished out from the bottom of her bag. With my hair now under control I put on some make up, not much, just the lightest touch of eye-shadow and a smidgen of lipstick. I was far from practiced but I wanted to try to do this properly. Once I had the war paint on it was time to go and we went down to the street where Jen had parked her Honda Civic.
"Your Andy, still as MCP as ever," Jenny joked as she drove us both down to the mall.
"He's a good man. Anyway, he's not 'my' Andy."
"Really. You two look pretty smitten with each other."
"We're just good friends. OK, there's no need to look at me like that but, think about it, Tom and Andy have been best mates since forever and, now that Tom has become Tiffany it doesn't stop us being friends. I know he's a bit old fashioned but he's really looked after me."