"And stay away from the ivy."
"Yes, Miss Agartha."
"Friedi Shepherd saw it stirring just last week. That boy is jumpier than a spider on coffee, but you know it's not worth the risk."
"I know." Cedwyn nodded eagerly. The apprentice was already packing his satchel at the front door of the stilted hut.
Agartha hopped off her stool and limped over, using the wall to support her left side, since she'd forgotten her crutch by the front door again. The walls of the hut creaked ominously, speaking to long years in the sagging village of Moist. She tapped his shoulder. "Do you have the list?"
Cedwyn sighed and gave his master a long-suffering smile, holding up the wadded sheet of paper in his hand. "Yes, Miss Agartha." He straightened and reached over, handing the aging witch her crutch. "I wouldn't forget it. But I know all these herbs by heart, anyways. I go out there, like, every other week for you."
Agartha tsk'd, reluctantly accepting her crutch. "Mind your manners, Cedwyn. No need for snideness. I'm only making sure." She tousled his frizzy copper-red hair. "Just remember to imprint it. We don't want a repeat of that incident with the transformation potion, do we?"
"No." He laughed, limply trying to brush her hand away. He held up the parchment and chirped an incantation. With a hiss, the paper dissolved into smoke, settling on the back of his hand like a tattoo. "There."
"Very good!" Agartha gave a gap-toothed grin. The old witch hobbled back to her cauldron and hopped up back onto her stool. "Be back after sunset, don't speak to strangers, and only call on Crafts if you're in danger." She paused, tilting her head to one side. "And remember to be civil. No scandals, no being short with people, mind your pleases and thank-yous. Remember, when you're out there, you're the—"
"Representative of the Craft to these people." Cedwyn nodded quickly, leaning against the door. "I know, Miss Agartha. It's not like I go out there and just start shoving old ladies around."
"I should hope not! The Craft likes elders, you know." Agartha gave a shrill cackle, spinning in her stool. "But I know you aren't a punk, Cedwyn. Just don't pick today to break that streak. The new moon is tomorrow night. It's a bad time to be making enemies."
"
Yes
, Miss Agartha." Cedwyn bit his lip, trying very hard to keep his tone from projecting sarcasm. "Can I please go?"
"Oh, very well." She waved a hand. "Go forth, my apprentice!"
Suppressing a sigh of relief, Cedwyn swung open the door and took one step out.
"Oh, and don't waste time talking to that Gilders girl!" he heard the witch call after him. "That girl is a hen in a hurricane—
you mark my marks on this one
!"
He shook his head ruefully and trotted down the steps, entering into the wildflower-strewn clearing in the Briarwoods.
"Yes, Miss Agartha," he said under his breath.
~~~~
"And where are
you
off to, boy?"
Cedwyn stopped in his tracks as the voice sounded from behind him. He bit his lip, cheeks heating up slightly.
"I'm... off collecting reagents for my master, Miss Gilders."
"What's that? Master Miss Gilders?" A giggle. "Am
I
your master?"
Cedwyn groaned a little. But he couldn't very well just walk away when he was being spoken to, so he turned to face his assailant.
The Briarwoods was an intensely green deciduous rainforest overrun by rose briars, berry brambles, and the especially troublesome hamadryads of both plants. But this current speaker was not a fey.
No, this was the farmer's daughter, Emelien Gilders. She wasn't on the same trail as Cedwyn—while he had to use the public path, Emelien trotted on the other side of a wooden fence covered in charms and runes (as part of a futile effort to keep the aforementioned hamadryads out), using her family's private trail. She held a large pail of water, indicating she'd just been out to the ley well.
Emilien was a knockout by any measure. Tall and thin, and extremely busty, the thin white shirt she wore barely reached her bellybutton. She wore over it an unbuttoned leather coat. Her hair was the same color as her family's hay fields, long, wavy and elegant.
"Young man." She put her hands on her hips. "I asked you a question!"
He gave an embarrassed little laugh. "Yes, Miss. Good one!"
"Where are you off to, boy?" She skipped over to the fence, and cedwyn struggled not to stare at her breasts—which really weren't meant to be subjected to gravity, or a t-shirt that tight.
Cedwyn blinked. "I just said."
"No, I meant, where
exactly
!" She pointed a finger at him, looking annoyed. "I'm not deaf, boy."
Emilien was only five years older than Cedwyn, at twenty-five. She never let him forget it.
"No, Miss."
"So, where?"
"I'm heading to the old Whisper Oak for galls," Cedwyn said, biting his lip. "And the old fern patch. For ferns."
"And?" She leaned over the fence, and Cedwyn desperately tried to pretend he didn't notice how the fence was pushing her breasts up into view. "Is that
all
?"
"No, Miss," he said, sighing. "The old creek and the mushroom dark areas."
"Are you going near the old Witch's Gallows?" Emelien's eyes narrowed. "You'd better not be."
"No, Miss." He shook his head emphatically. "Definitely not."
"You stay away from those gallows. The old witch isn't sending you there, is she?" She sniffed. "My father says it's a sorry idea to even have a witch so close by.
"No, Miss, she didn't send me there."
"Hm." The farmer's daughter's lips quirked. "Well, you just be careful. Don't get lost!"
"No, Miss." He smiled and gave a little salute, hoping his face wasn't too red. "I never do get lost. But , um, really should be going."
"Oh, let me guess..." She raised an eyebrow. "Your master doesn't like you talking to me?"
Cedwyn bit his lip.
She smirked. "Am I a
distraction
?"
"No, Miss."
"Come here, then, boy."
Cedwyn slowly advanced, looking up at the taller woman like a snake that might bite him. He came up level with the fence.
She leaned in. "I can see you staring at my breasts," she whispered, a coy smile flickering across her face. "I can tell you can't help it."
His face went beet red.
And she darted in and kissed him on the cheek.
Cedwyn recoiled like he'd been bitten. Ignoring her shrieks of laughter, he backed away, returning to the path.
"S-sorry, Miss," he said, desperately trying to stay polite, "I... I, um... um..." He reached up to his cheek and felt the lipstick mark.
"Ooh, I dare you to wash that off." She grinned.
"I..." He hesitated, then lowered his hand. "G-Good day. Miss."