The Bloody Boar tavern was, in the mildest possible terms, a festering sore on the ass of Vorsalos. But given that most people thought Vorsalos was a festering sore on the ass of the Northern Reaches, it all made perfect sense. Symmetry was important.
"It's not even midnight," I said, waving my empty tankard with one hand and twirling my saber with the other. "There has to be
someone
left in this pisshole willing to put a pretty elf girl in her place."
I sauntered along the top of the narrow bar, wobbling precariously on the heels of my leather riding boots to make everyone think I was already drunk. I didn't normally have to hustle this much, but I'd only earned a few dozen crowns tonight--more than most of these poor wretches saw in a month, but not nearly as much as I'd hoped. That beautiful Talishite silk dress in the tailor's shop wasn't going to pay for itself, and I refused to leave Vorsalos without it.
"This couldn't be easier," I went on over the jeers and catcalls of the lecherous men below me. "You draw first blood, and I'll be down on my knees with my lips wrapped around your cock faster than you can say 'highborn whore.'"
I stopped at the lip of the bar, but not before teetering for a half second as if I might fall right off the edge. A dozen burly, inebriated men were waiting to catch me--and undoubtedly grope me--the instant I lost my balance.
"I'll tell you what," I said, slowly dragging the tip of my tongue across my lips. "Toss in another crown with your ante, and I'll suck off your friends, too. I'm a thirsty girl, and this swill ain't cuttin' it."
I tossed the empty tankard back at the barkeep, which immediately drew a round of whooping cheers from my audience when he fumbled and dropped it onto the floor. If I hadn't promised him a cut of my earnings at the end of the night, he surely would have thrown me out on my ass by now.
I had the full attention of every man in the room--and the annoyed wenches trying to weave their way through the crowd to deliver drinks--though this group wasn't as easily goaded as the idiots on the other side of the city last night. I had humiliated ten men in a row before the rest had finally stormed off in frustration. But tonight, I had only beaten down three challengers so far. I should have toyed with them longer than I had; most of them had only lasted a few seconds each. It had demoralized the others.
Still, I hadn't lost hope just yet. There were plenty of fools in the crowd tonight who were on the verge of emptying their pockets just for the slim chance that they might get to feel the warm, soft tongue of an elven maiden slobbering all over their aching shaft. I just needed to reel them in...
"Of course, if you
really
want to spite me, you can leave me parched all night," I teased, dragging a finger across my cleavage. "Maybe you want to spill right here between my tits. Or maybe you want to grab my hair and cum all over my sweet face. You can make me wear it out onto the street in shame if you want. An uppity whore like me deserves--oops!"
My saber "slipped" from my hand and clattered to the ground behind the bar. Widening my stance, I bent over with the slow, limber grace of a dancer to retrieve the fallen blade. It was a shameless but undeniably effective maneuver, and I could feel their lustful eyes upon my long legs and firm ass. My trousers were practically skintight, and my sleeveless leather bodice was cropped high enough to give everyone a clear view of my lower back and toned stomach. I could feel the lustful eyes of every man in the tavern upon me, and it brought a smile to my lips.
If I were in their shoes, I would
absolutely
want to fuck me. How could I blame them for wanting the same thing?
I made sure to give them a nice, long look at the goods before I stood upright again. When I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror behind the bar, I wondered if I should let my long blond hair down rather than keep it in a tight ponytail in the future, though it probably didn't matter much. Most men were enraptured the moment they saw my long lashes, smoky black eyeshadow, and turquoise irises--to say nothing of my impressive cleavage. Most other half-elves I'd met were more than a little bitter about the fact that their human blood would shave a century off their potential lifespan, but I had always tried to look at the bright side--at least it had given me
incredible
tits.
"Shit!" one of the men hissed from behind me. "How much for a fuck?"
I leisurely pivoted back around to face him. He had to be at least forty, with a ratty gray beard and a wide, sweaty face. My little show had gotten him so hard that his filthy trousers were about to burst.
"Ten crowns and you can bend me over the bar and take me right here," I said with a sultry smile. "You just have to stick me with a
real
sword first."
My words drew another wave of raucous laughter, but the man barely even hesitated before he pulled out his coin purse and slapped it down atop the bar along with the rest of my winnings. He didn't appear nearly as inebriated as most of the other men around him, but I wasn't overly worried. He had the rough, gnarled hands of a laborer, and when he plucked the dueling rapier I'd helpfully provided off the table nearby, it was abundantly clear that he had no idea how to use it.
"Come on, slut!" Rat Beard growled, waving the tip at me. "Get your ass down here!"
"Oh, but the floor's so much less fun," I said, teetering on my heels again. "I'm sure your friends can give you a boost up here if your old knees aren't up to it."
His face turned pink and then flushed red at the mocking laughter from the crowd around him. "I ain't fallin' for your tricks, elf," he spat. "Get down here, and I promise you'll be bent over that bar in a few seconds."
I offered him a lazy salute with my saber. "I can't wait."
Grinning, I strutted to the edge of the bar where a taller, thinner man offered a hand to help me down. I appreciated the act of chivalry--right up until he smacked me on the ass afterward. I almost whirled around and punched him before I reminded myself to stay in character.
"You know the rules," I said, planting my feet on the warped wooden floor as the crowd stepped back to give us space. "Keep the swings low and away from the head or you forfeit your bet." I smiled and raised my blade in a salute. "You can aim for my face later."
The crowd laughed, but Rat Beard was focused and ready. He lunged forward with a wild slash, confirming that he didn't understand the purpose of a rapier, and I effortlessly sidestepped the attack without even using my sword to parry. I could have won the fight right there--I could have
killed
him right there if I had wanted to. But I needed to string him along for a little while if I had any hope of bilking more coins out of these other drunkards.
And so instead of slashing open his gut, I settled back into a defensive stance and allowed him to flail at me with all his fury. Thrust, parry. Thrust, parry. Swipe, dodge. I had seen fifteen-year-old aspirants at the Eternal Temple fight with more skill and finesse. Rat Beard just really, really wanted to fuck me, and he was downright livid when I finally decided to end the match with a whirling disarm that sent his rapier skittering across the floor.
"A worthy effort!" I called out, more to the crowd than the humiliated man in front of me. I sashayed forward until the point of my blade was touching his chest. "Yield and I don't even have to cut you."
"Elf bitch!" Rat Beard snarled. "You cheated!"
I tutted and wagged the finger of my free hand. "There's nothing worse than a poor sport. Now you'll have to explain that nasty cut to your wife. Though I imagine she'll be more concerned about all the gold you just lost."
A quick flick of my wrist drew a line of blood across his upper arm, and the howl of the crowd drowned out his hiss of pain. I grinned and offered him another salute as I sauntered back to the bar, the crowd closing back in around me, sweeping him from view.
"Anyone else?" I called out. "I'm still parched, and I see a lot of stiff cocks out there desperate for release..."
I watched in amusement as groups of men plotted my downfall in hushed voices. Most of them didn't have enough silver to toss in an ante, but my sensitive hearing picked up on all manner of schemes. Most of them involved promises of future repayment, but some were madly trying to figure out a way to share their reward somehow. Others just couldn't stop talking about how I was the most beautiful girl they had ever seen and how amazing it would feel to fuck me.
They weren't wrong. They had never met anyone like me, and odds were, they never would again. Pureblooded elves of any kind were exceedingly rare in Vorsalos, and even half-breeds like myself were uncommon. Still, the best part was knowing how much they wanted me
before
they knew who I was.
If any of these drunkards realized that my mother was the Queen of Highwind and my father was the Highlord of the Eternal Dawn...
Well, I could have made a
lot
more silver, but I probably would have had to spend it all on a retinue of bodyguards. There were three distinct assassin's guilds working along the Shattered Coast, and that didn't even include the bounty hunter's guild in Graygale. And then there was the Ravenguard, the thugs who kept order in Vorsalos on behalf of the ruling elite. I wouldn't put it past them to try and throw me in prison in the hopes of fetching a ransom from my parents.
Anonymity had its perks. And if I had my way, it would let me wander the Shattered Coast for another few years before anyone put two and two together. This was a thousand times more entertaining than what my parents thought I was doing...
"Such a shame," I taunted, leaning back on my elbows enough to stick out my chest and give everyone a clear, tantalizing view of my cleavage and midriff. "I suppose I'll just have to try my luck in another tavern across the city. Seems all the
real