Abstract: The brainwashing only works on four out of five women. The others have to stay at the Bimbo Asylum.
INTRODUCTION FROM INMATE "BLINKIE"
Dear Reader,
(Please note, my job here is to write out the dictates of the inmate referred to here as Blinkie, inmate #44, real name: ***** ***** [Redacted])
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(She isn't saying much. I'm waving my hand in front of her. She just sits there. Ok, now I'm wondering if there is some Morse Code thing going on with the eyes.)
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(Shit, was that last one a dash? "Don't be afraid," I tell her. If anyone has been bothered and disturbed and, well frankly, ass raped; it's the typist: me. My god, that last inmate - well, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for - hm, actually I don't know why I returned. Odd. Anyway, still zilch here from Blinkie.
Why would they choose a mute to talk about a top secret clandestine institute? Oh right, the dark evil bimbo making institute. Yeah. They probably didn't want details to get out. Then why do inmate interviews? It's a strange aspect to take such a point of view even for a fictional world.
Wait. Blank Blinkie is shifting in her seat.)
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(Nothing again. Ok, so I've tried to explain to her, Blinkie, how she was supposed to give an intro but, hmmm, really there's not much from her side.
It's actually kind'a freaky: the total blankness in her face. Even with more hand waving right in front of her eyes; nothing. Why do inmates wear only white panties and bras and stockings? Nice white high heels though. Must be tough to keep clean. Actually, Blinkie here has been strapped into a straitjacket that leaves her midriff open. I think my boyfriend would like me in this outfit.
Maybe I shouldn't have typed that.
I have my laptop sitting on my short-skirted thighs. I'm being paid to type - wrote the typist. Maybe I should write that dirty novel I've been thinking. Hmm, I imagine a remote beach and in the distance my lover approaches on horseback - oh, wait! Blinkie cleared her throat.)
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(See? Nothing. Ok. Well. This is ***** [redacted] saying that the following story of course is totally real and actually happened - that is from a viewpoint of a totally fictional character's mindset such as Blinkie and me. Then again, maybe we're real and some mind trick is being played on us to make us think we're fictional.
Hmm, you know if you sit right beside Blinkie and look at the institutional green blank wall, like she does, just look and look some more, it's very relaxing even with my laptop cooking my thighs and my typing away - touch typing of course, so I can just stare at the wall and write - so meditative: typing and more typing...
"I like Blinkie." I said to her just now. Deep breath. I feel like I'm losing myself...)
RETURNING TO MAIN STORY
"Hello, Miss Senator," said a blonde, hidden in the darkness of a limousine, only her long legs showing from the open passenger door.
There was a pause as the Senator finished entering her car, straightened her suit skirt as she sat, and looked at the opposing jump seat that should have been empty. The door to the limousine closed and the driver lurched the car forward, going a little faster than normal.
"And who are you young lady?" said the Honorable Claire Goldstein, now noticing the girl's inappropriately tight short black skirt, a revealing white blouse, and an immature hairstyle of two blonde ponytails, one from each side of crazed wide-eyed - and possibly clueless - head.
The salaciousness of the dark nylon covered legs became clear with the blonde's slow sliding movements pressing her calves together while switching how they crossed. The ultra high heels certainly didn't help in taking her seriously. It all added to a call-girl persona.
"Who am I," said the blonde, "is not important."
The Senator winced at the grating airhead voice. "Driver, stop the car." The Senator looked at the obvious call girl, "I believe you got into the wrong Senator's limo young lady. You clearly wanted one of the dirty old bastards. One of them was the one to pay you, I'm certain quite well in fact. Not me. We haven't traveled too far. If you don't mind, you can walk back."
A dark window motored up and closed off the driver's section.
"Driver!" yelled the Senator.
"She's with me."
"Where's Tony? Who are you?"
The young blonde giggle, uncrossed her long legs, and stood, hunched under the limousine's low ceiling while pressing her hands above her head to steady herself. She took a few awkward steps. The car's motions and her high heels made the attempted approach precarious. She fell into the seat next to the Senator. One of her high heels flung across to her original seat.
The Senator pulled her hands back up to her shoulders as the blonde suddenly found herself reclined in the honorable lap of the U.S. official. The blonde lingered there for a moment too long. Their eyes locked.
"Hi. Sorry," said the blonde. She sighed and glanced back at her shoe, lost somewhere in the darkness. "I'll hold off searching for that. You can call me Babs, by the way. That is just Babs. Drop the by-the-way part. That's not my last name. But I think we both know that Babs is not my real first name either." She contorted her face as she paused to look at her nails done in a hot red fluorescent nail polish. "Just checking I didn't break them." She sat up, shrugged and giggled. Her little fingers popped open the Senator's purse. Reaching into an inside pocket on the right side, a place only a trained spy doing surveillance for a period of time would have known to exist, she extracted a nail filer. She pushed back into the plush seat and confidently manicured the side of a fingernail. "I'm from the Asylum. You know, THE Asylum." Their eyes locked again.
"I don't know what the Board is doing, but you had best be off now and minimize exposure."
Babs cooed and shifted herself to straddle over the Senator. The move required the short skirt to be pulled up high practically to the waistline.
"Young lady!"
"Just Babs. Please," the blonde said, resting both hands forcefully on the opposite shoulders of the Senator. "I'm not some simple messenger - simple minded maybe. I had the full protocol." She smiled and struggled to make an awkward signaling wink. "It worked on me." Babs tried to wink again with her other eye. It looked more like something had gotten into her eye. "Winkity wink. You know..." A long wink followed alternating back to the first eye. Her curled fingers added air quotes: "THE Protocol."
"Are you threatening me?"
The blonde pursed her lips and fiddled with the Senator's hair. "Loosen up. If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already. Let's get this hairpin out. With your hair up like this, you look so, so uptight."
The Senator's long hair fell to her shoulders. A strong pushback against the blonde interloper did nothing.
The blonde quickly pinned the honorable shoulders back into the seat. "I'm not a push over," said the blonde with a giggle. "Get it. The clichΓ©d metaphor is actually a literal reference this time, huh? Hm, tough audience - any-who..." She leaned back, hands clasping behind the Senator's neck. She enjoyed taking a big deep breath. Her perky cleavage lifted, deepening the contours of her booming bosom held in by her semi open blouse. The inner edges of her lacy bra underneath showed as she shrugged her shoulders up and pulled in, almost pinching her empty head in between. She looked down at herself. "Mmmmmm. They're so hot. Aren't they?" Suddenly she looked up to the low ceiling that her hair rubbed against. She was annoyed at the distraction ruining her train of thought. She wondered: if she ever had a clear thought?
The blonde's face snapped into a serious gaze at the Senator. A gentle hand stroked the official's face. "You've been building a consensus contrary to my boss's agreement with you."
"Your boss hasn't been very forthcoming..." The Senator searched the bimbo's face. "Wait. Do we know each other?"
The bimbo pursed her lips together as her eyes widen. She worried she gave something away, then she realized she didn't know anything really. She thought for a few seconds and then glanced at the nail filer that she so easily confiscated. How did she know about that? She had trained on using such plain objects as weapons, but she remembered seeing the Senator use the file before. Her eyes narrowed, for that second, she knew who she used to be. "Not anymore." Her face went blank again. "Shh," said Babs, pressing a finger against the Senator's face.
The older woman's eyes widened. Her muscles tightened as if she had stepped on a land mine that could go off with any further movement. The eyes tracked the blonde's hand as the bimbo's index finger stroked across the honorable lips.