An unexpected night with The Banshee Queen.
This is only a fan fiction. All characters belong to Blizzard.
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I opened my eyes to complete darkness... where was I? My heart was beating fast. I pushed myself up of the floor and sat upright, when suddenly and sharp pain struck my head. I held my head for a bit as the pain dissipated slowly." What was that about?" I thought. I picked myself off the floor and looked around, as my eyes slowly accommodated to the darkness I found lanterns on the far side of the end of the corridor leading away into complete darkness.
I couldn't remember anything, just that I'd gotten crazy drunk and I'd ended up here. I checked myself for my bearings first just in case I'd been nabbed but nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Looking at the only way out through the corridor I thought "I might as well find a way out".
As I walked through the corridor I found many different and unique weapons and armors held up. These walls seemed dreary and green and I didn't know what to make of it. Where the hell was I? The corridor ended at a large doorway. As I walked through I saw a line of intricate windows, a huge arch and a carpet dark as raven black leading up to a throne.
I stopped, shocked and stared with my mouth wide open. There right in front of me, sat Sylvanas Windrunner the famed banshee queen from the popular game World of Warcraft! I couldn't believe my eyes. Entranced I took a step forward to which sylvanas who was deep in thought looked up with eyes red as crimson. I froze, if this was a dream I didn't want it to end! It was far too good and sweet a dream to stop now.
She stood and walked toward me making as little noise as possible, her hips shaking with every step. As she got closer I couldn't stop myself from noticing her skin, lifeless, dead, but yet so beautiful. She stood before me and asked "why is a human in my throne room? And what manner of attire is that anyway?" I looked down at myself and realized I was still wearing my clothes from my time or world, whatever. When I was about to look back up I noticed my huge erection that was bulging out from my shorts like an arrow, pointing straight at Sylvanas. I felt slightly embarrassed and wanted to cover it up as I slowly realized that she might find offence to that and have me killed immediately!
As I slowly looked up at her our eyes met and she seemed to have noticed it as well... "Shit! This is bad" I thought to myself. I tried to speak, to say something, anything! But not a word came out my pitiful mouth.
"Human!" she seemed to shriek after what seemed an eternity. "Follow me". I cringed at what she'd do to me. What my fate was to be, but I followed her. She led me through the back of her throne room into a chamber large and more heavily lit. expensive curtains adorned the walls, intricate carpets, a bow and a quiver of arrows, Slyvanas's I presumed and lastly a large and comfy looking bed to which I wondered to the fact of her ever using it to sleep. Did the Undead ever sleep?
She turned around and looked me down again. Her eyes stopped at my crotch for a moment and then stared right back into my eyes. "What is your name human?" she asked.
"Samuel" I replied adding "my Queen" at the end just for the sake of it. She seated herself on her luxurious king sized bed and proceeded to ask "my Queen?" with a smirk. "A human calling the queen of the undead, the enemy of the alliance, queen?" she stared at me with those beautiful lifeless eyes as if to find some sort of trickery.
Without a second thought I said "no! To me you are my queen! I would give my life away for one such as yourself, my lady." Her face showed no sign of accepting, either that or she was mulling over what to do with me, to which at this point, I didn't really care.