An unexpected night with The Banshee Queen.
This is only a fan fiction. All characters belong to Blizzard.
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I opened my eyes to complete darkness... where was I? My heart was beating fast. I pushed myself up of the floor and sat upright, when suddenly and sharp pain struck my head. I held my head for a bit as the pain dissipated slowly." What was that about?" I thought. I picked myself off the floor and looked around, as my eyes slowly accommodated to the darkness I found lanterns on the far side of the end of the corridor leading away into complete darkness.
I couldn't remember anything, just that I'd gotten crazy drunk and I'd ended up here. I checked myself for my bearings first just in case I'd been nabbed but nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Looking at the only way out through the corridor I thought "I might as well find a way out".
As I walked through the corridor I found many different and unique weapons and armors held up. These walls seemed dreary and green and I didn't know what to make of it. Where the hell was I? The corridor ended at a large doorway. As I walked through I saw a line of intricate windows, a huge arch and a carpet dark as raven black leading up to a throne.
I stopped, shocked and stared with my mouth wide open. There right in front of me, sat Sylvanas Windrunner the famed banshee queen from the popular game World of Warcraft! I couldn't believe my eyes. Entranced I took a step forward to which sylvanas who was deep in thought looked up with eyes red as crimson. I froze, if this was a dream I didn't want it to end! It was far too good and sweet a dream to stop now.
She stood and walked toward me making as little noise as possible, her hips shaking with every step. As she got closer I couldn't stop myself from noticing her skin, lifeless, dead, but yet so beautiful. She stood before me and asked "why is a human in my throne room? And what manner of attire is that anyway?" I looked down at myself and realized I was still wearing my clothes from my time or world, whatever. When I was about to look back up I noticed my huge erection that was bulging out from my shorts like an arrow, pointing straight at Sylvanas. I felt slightly embarrassed and wanted to cover it up as I slowly realized that she might find offence to that and have me killed immediately!