I had no idea how late it was when Telanya's servants escorted me to my room, but it felt like a week could have passed between now and dinner. The fact that Kaseya and Valuri were both still awake confirmed that I had only been gone a few hours, and the latter's scowl informed me that they hadn't found the evening nearly as entertaining as I had.
"I would ask what happened to you, but thanks to Little Miss Mindlink here, I have a pretty good idea," Valuri grumbled. "She was practically writhing on the floor a few minutes ago."
"Yeah...sorry about that," I murmured. "Telanya wanted to, uh, discuss the details of our arrangement."
Valuri rolled her eyes. "Unbelievable. Is it even possible for you to meet a woman without fucking her?"
"Not in this city, apparently."
She crossed her arms and shook her head. "Well, while you were off pounding his wife, the Archmage gave us a little tour. I don't think his hands left our hips the whole time, other than a few short trips to grab our asses."
"Gods, I'm sorry," I said, rubbing a hand across my face. "I shouldn't have left him alone with you."
"We can take care of ourselves," Valuri said. "The important question is whether or not you learned anything while her legs were wrapped around your waist."
"I learned that she's a screamer. And that she likes being choked."
"How useful," Valuri muttered. "I could have told you that just by looking at her. She dresses like a cunt, she acts like a cunt...women like that always like being treated like a cunt, too."
"What does this have to do with anything?" Kaseya asked.
"Nothing," I replied apologetically. She had every right to be annoyed. "Anyway, I gleaned a few interesting details."
I glanced around the room in search of any more scrying stones, but I didn't see any. Valuri waved her hand dismissively.
"I already checked--this place is clean," she said. "It's almost disappointing."
Kaseya's brow furrowed. "You are disappointed that our hosts have a tiny shred of honor?"
"It's not about honor and it's definitely not about decency. Powerful people have powerful guests. Either they don't think we're important enough to spy on, or they're too incompetent to realize they should be."
The amazon shook her head in disgust. "Of course that is how you would think."
"I'm not going to apologize for living in the real world, Red," Valuri said. "But you're cute when you're indignant."
"Whether our hosts are spying on us or not, their coin is our best chance of getting back on our feet," I interrupted before things got out of hand. I was man enough to admit that I enjoyed their jealous competition for my attention, but I didn't actually want them to fight. I had a feeling that our impending trip south was going to test the limits of our little trio...
"Coin will not help us defeat Ayrael," Kaseya said. "And if these crystals are important, my sister will be there."
"She's right," Valuri said. "Vatari crystals are vital to the Inquisitrix's plans. I guarantee she knows about the mines, and I guarantee she'll send a squad to steal the shipment."
"Which is why I'm glad we won't be facing them alone," I pointed out. "We'll have the Falcon Guard with us."
"You really think a few mercenaries will make a difference?"
"I think we need the silver, and just as importantly we need allies. Having the patronage of the Archmage and his wife will make our lives a lot easier." I sighed and crossed my arms. "Besides, we also have leverage on them now. The Council doesn't know anything about their secret mining operations or their vatari crystal stash. In the worst-case scenario, we could always use that little tidbit against them."
"The Council probably doesn't know their head wizard is a cuckold, either, but that's not going to help us," Valuri said. "Jorem, I know you just fucked her, but you need to think with your head and not your cock for once. Telanya and Beloran
know
we have leverage on them--do you really think they'll just let us walk free?"
I frowned. "What do you mean?"
"I mean the instant we do their dirty work for them, they'll slap the manacles back on us and bury us somewhere in the Citadel," she said. "They're not going to take the chance we'll turn against them."
"This isn't Vorsalos, Val."
"They're powerful people, Jorem. And in the end, all that powerful people care about is keeping that power. We're a threat to them, in more ways than one. The instant we're not useful, they'll bury us. Trust me."
I pursed my lips in thought. She was a cynic by nature, but that didn't mean she was necessarily wrong. Quite the opposite, in fact--her suspicious nature had gotten us both out of trouble more times than I could count.
"I do not trust them, either," Kaseya said. "Perhaps we should still consider reaching out to the Black Mistress. Silhouette told you where to meet, yes?"
I nodded. "She did."
"Then we should consider our allegiances carefully. At least you know the Black Mistress will appreciate your sorcerous talents."
Telanya appreciated them pretty well a few minutes ago...
"We don't have any more reason to trust her, though," I said, as much to myself as them. "There are no guarantees here."
"There never are," Valuri replied mildly. "Look, Red and I barely ever agree on anything, so if we're both telling you the same thing, you might want to consider listening. This Headmistress is a bad girl--and not the good kind of bad like me."
"Maybe," I murmured. "Anyway, for now we should try and get some sleep. She wants us to leave first thing in the morning."
"You're lucky the Archmage gave me some baubles to tide me over," Valuri said, pointing to a basket filled with charged vatari crystals. "Because you promised to feed me tonight."
"Maybe tomorrow."