"In hard times like this, it's important to remember that things could be a lot worse."
All five of the other prisoners sharing my cell turned and glared at me. Collectively, they had about as many teeth as I did, with probably five times as many scars. It wasn't exactly the optimal tooth-to-scar ratio I looked for in potential allies, but a man in my current position couldn't afford to be picky.
"I'm just saying, we could have all been stripped naked and tied to the ceiling," I went on, grinning. "Then they could have threatened to castrate us and handed our crazy, bitter ex-girlfriends the knife. I mean, that
would
be worse, right?"
If their previous glares had been caustic, their new ones could only be described as "murderous." Maybe, just maybe, a bunch of men who had just been arrested by the Highwind Guard and caged within the Gray Citadel weren't looking to make new friends.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" one of the men snapped. He sounded like he enjoyed eating rocks for breakfast, which at least would have explained his conspicuously poor dental hygiene.
"Just trying to lighten the mood," I said. "It's not--"
"Shut the fuck up!" another of men growled. "Or I'll break that pretty face of yours before your screams reach the warden's ears."
I sighed and slinked back into the corner of the cell. Suffice to say, our little return trip to Highwind hadn't gone according to plan. After Magister Rethon had arrested Kaseya, Valuri, and I outside of the
Silken Rose
, his men had tossed us into different cells here in the bowels of the Gray Citadel, Highwind's maximum security prison for dangerous and magically deviant individuals. I hadn't seen the girls for the better part of a day now, and for all I knew, they had already been interrogated and released. It would be the pinnacle of irony for me to have finally rescued Valuri only to end up in a different prison with her on the outside...
I had tried my best not to think about it. Kaseya wouldn't abandon me so easily, but Valuri...well, it was entirely conceivable that she would just cut her losses and run. I still loved her and always had, but she could be a real cunt sometimes. It was part of her charm.
I sat silently in the corner for what felt like an epoch before I heard the shuffling of heavy boots outside the cell. One of the gray-hooded guards approached the door, a jingling keyring in his hand.
"You have a visitor, sorcerer," he said. "Keep your hands where I can see them. Try to channel and you'll get to spend a week in the Vault."
"You don't have to worry about me," I said, resisting the urge to fire off another ill-timed quip. The guards here seemed even less interested in chatter than the prisoners.
He opened the door and gestured for me to walk slowly in front of him. Even if I'd wanted to try and escape, channeling wasn't an option. They had fitted me with a suppression collar the moment I'd arrived, and when I closed my eyes I swore I could feel the vatari crystals embedded within actually siphoning the Aether out of me. They were the same stones that gave Valuri and the other Senosi their magic-eating powers.
The guard and I eventually reached the dungeon's processing area, a wide, cross-shaped chamber that acted as the final stopover before prisoners were assigned a cell block that fit their "needs." There were only a few other prisoners here at the moment, though I immediately recognized the slender, silver-haired half-elf in the skimpy skirt, thigh-high boots, and black bandeau.
Silhouette turned and looked at me, the faintest hint of a smile tugging at her lips. I couldn't imagine why. Her hands were shackled behind her back, and as far as I knew, the guards had arrested her and several of the other
Silken Rose
whores for conspiring with the Black Mistress. If anything, she should have been enraged to see me--Rethon and his goons had followed my Aetheric trail right to her doorstep, after all.
I didn't say anything for fear of angering my escort, but when he randomly struck up a conversation with the other guards, Silhouette leaned in and whispered into my ear.
"I delivered your message."
My brow furrowed. "What?"
"My employer wishes to meet you, now more than ever," she went on, her voice a smooth purr. "Moonshadow Plaza, the
Skittering Spider
. Anytime you're ready to talk."
My mouth opened but nothing came out. This was not the conversation I'd been expecting to have this morning...
"Tell your amazon friend I'm looking forward to seeing her again," Silhouette added.
Before I found my voice, my escort turned and grabbed me by the arm. "Come on. Trust me: you don't want to keep your visitor waiting."
He dragged me along beside him, and when I glanced back over my shoulder, Silhouette had already turned away. I still wasn't sure what to make of her words. I had assumed that her employer, the enigmatic Black Mistress, would have lost all interest in me the moment I'd been so stupid as to get myself and a bunch of her contacts in the city arrested. But Silhouette hadn't seemed the least bit concerned about it--I could only assume that was a good thing.
I sighed and shook my head as the guard led me up a nearby staircase to the Citadel's main entrance. We walked through a large, pristine marble corridor before he pushed me into a holding cell where visitors could safely meet with inmates. To my relief, the girls were already waiting inside.
"Don't try anything stupid," the guard said, closing the cell door. "When your visitor arrives, stand clear of the bars and behave yourself. Otherwise, you'll--"
"End up in the Vault," I finished for him. "I heard you the first fifty times."
The man glared at me for a long moment, then turned and continued down the corridor. Valuri waited all of about five seconds before she started tearing into me.
"Two days," Valuri said, crossing her arms and scowling at me. "We've been back together for two whole days and you already found a way to get us thrown in prison!"
"Nice to see you, too," I muttered.
"Did you forget that I spent the last three fucking months in the Inquisitrix's dungeon thanks to you?"
"How could he when you constantly berate him about it?" Kaseya asked.
Valuri shot the amazon a baleful glare. "We would have already been out of here if you had just let me sweet-talk that guard yesterday."
"You were lying to him."
"Of course I was lying to him! That was the whole bloody point!"
"There is no honor in deception."