Report 007 Offer Accepted
To Headquarters Science Exploration, Alpha Centauri; From Mission Commander Zod of the SS Venus this is Earth Observation Report 006, Star Date 5946. As I had previously reported, the Earthling Samantha Swallow made me an offer to act as my guide on this planet. Since it became evident from Samantha's comments that I was not like earthmen physically, I concluded there could be other unknown factors that I could run into. If I did, I would definitely need help in overcoming them to survive on this planet without discovery. Therefore, I have accepted her kind offer. Now all I have to do is learn to live with this beautiful creature that I have grown so fond.
As I previously reported, once we were downstairs and Sam had made the suggestion; all I could do was look into her eyes and agree. She smiled at me saying, "Smart choice, I don't think you will be disappointed and from what we did upstairs I know I won't. Now I need a bath and then something to eat."
"Bath, what's that," I asked.
She replied with another question, "What you don't bathe on your planet how do you keep clean?"
"We spray ourselves with a special compound that removes all the dirt and germs," I replied.
"Well on this planet we bathe in water and use soap. I personally like to soak in a bubble bath," she said her soft laugher caressing my ears.
Thinking of learning something new I asked, "Can I watch?"
"Of course, if you want. I never had anyone watch me as I bathed before," again she laughed softly.
We went into a room she called the bathroom and she ran the water in thing called the tub and poured some liquids into it. She undressed and as the water foamed she immersed her sexy body into the liquid. As she sank down into the liquid, she released a moan of pleasure. Then she leaned back saying, "The best part of all of this is how relaxed it makes you feel.
All I could think was how lucky those bubbles as she called them as they got to wrap around that wonderful body of hears. After a bit she got up out of the tub, dried off, dressed and then let the water out of the tub. "We always use clean water every time we bathe," she said. Then she took me by the hand and led me out to what she called the kitchen. Once in the kitchen, all I could do was stare at her in her sexy outfit, short skirt, heels and a two-piece thing that barely covered her magnificent tits. She got me to call them that. I just could not keep my eyes off of them.
Then I heard her voice asking, "Now the first question I have is can you eat earth food?"
"I don't know, I have never had any," I answered. "We had better find out before we go anywhere don't you think?"
"I guess so," I stammered.
She went over to a box she called a refrigerator and pulled out something she called pork chops. "I make the greatest pork chops that I know of. I do hope you can eat them, but most of all I hope you like them," she said.
She place them on what she called a cutting board and began to cover them something she called olive oil. She then took something called breadcrumbs and made a pile. Then she sprinkled something called seasonings into the pile and rubbed the chops into the pile coating each chop.
"I do like to cook," she said, "but it is more fun when you do it with someone special. That means if you can eat earth food then I will teach you so that we can cook together."